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  • Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
    Machete: Machete improvises.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Machete: Are you Shé?
    Luz: If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Sartana: Yes, I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Machete: Get dressed.
    Chica (Naked Girl): It's too hot for clothes.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Padre: God has mercy. I don't!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Von: There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Machete: Machete don't text.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Padre: I absolve you of all your sins, now get the fuck out of here.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian L (3 years ago)

  • Booth: You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
    ‐ Submitted by Directors C (3 years ago)

  • Padre: I took a vow of peace and now you want me to kill all these men?
    Machete: Yes Padre.
    Padre: [with a 'meh' look on his face] I'll see what I can do.
    ‐ Submitted by Yossi G (4 years ago)

  • Sartana: There are lots of laws, but if they don't offer us justice, they aren't laws, they're just lines drawn in the sand by men who stand in your back for power.
    ‐ Submitted by Alonso A (4 years ago)

  • Sartana: We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.
    ‐ Submitted by Alonso A (4 years ago)

  • Sartana: I thought Machete don't text?
    Machete: Machete improvises.
    ‐ Submitted by Joey C (4 years ago)

  • Padre: God has mercy. I don't.
    ‐ Submitted by zachary v (4 years ago)

  • Machete: Machete don't text.
    ‐ Submitted by James W (5 years ago)

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