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Machete Reviews

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Stephen Carty
Flix Capacitor

Machete is enjoyable to a point, but the novelty soon wears off and there isn't enough inspiration to sustain the concept for a full-length feature film.

Full Review Source: Flix Capacitor | Original Score: 2/5

February 16, 2014
Matt Joseph
We Got This Covered

Though it starts off well, Machete becomes boring and slow towards the end as Trejo's shtick starts to feel a bit stale. Still, you'll definitely find some entertainment here.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 6/10

November 9, 2013
Scott Henderson
The Vine

The exposition-heavy dialogue and barrage of one-liners all fall terribly flat and what should be a fun romp feels more like a cinematic chore

Full Review Source: The Vine

November 8, 2010
Christopher Lloyd
Sarasota Herald-Tribune

Machete is almost completely devoid of any entertainment value. It's trying to be a spoof of low-budget action movies, except it keeps forgetting to poke fun and becomes that which it mocked.

Full Review Source: Sarasota Herald-Tribune | Original Score: 1/4

September 3, 2010
Peter Hall
Hollywood.com

It's disappointing that a film with this many decapitations and naked Lindsay Lohans can be so boring.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | Original Score: 2/5

September 2, 2010
Lisa Kennedy
Denver Post
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Rodriguez plans "Machete" sequels. Here's hoping the next is sharper and cuts closer to the bone.

Full Review Source: Denver Post

September 3, 2010
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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At 105 minutes, Machete is at least half an hour too long for its own good.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Original Score: 2/4

September 2, 2010
Nick Starkey
Premiere Magazine

Machete runs out of steam pretty early.

Full Review Source: Premiere Magazine | Original Score: 2/4

September 2, 2010
Brett Michel
Boston Phoenix

Alas, not even Lindsay Lohan -- doing a cartoonish riff on her tabloid persona (is this even possible?) -- can bring this rotten egg to a boil.

Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 9, 2010
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle
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The whole thing is monumentally gruesome and just as monumentally cynical, a riot of grisly clichés designed to titillate and amuse.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 2, 2010
Robert Levin
Critic's Notebook

The filmmaker, having spent his career making various iterations of the same nonsense, has lost his verve.

Full Review Source: Critic's Notebook | Original Score: 2/4

September 5, 2010
Limara Salt
Film4

Yet another missed opportunity from Rodriguez who relies on hammy performances from acting legends instead of adequately attempting to recreate the genre he claims to love.

Full Review Source: Film4 | Original Score: 2/5

November 29, 2010
Robbie Collin
News of the World

Machite.

Full Review Source: News of the World | Original Score: 1/5

November 20, 2010
Karina Longworth
Village Voice
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Because there's no real character drama or consistent critique grounding the spoof, when Machete isn't laugh-out-loud funny, it's deadly boring.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

August 31, 2010
Craig Mathieson
sbs.com.au

A dreadful effort, a loud and self-satisfied movie that is brazenly short-sighted.

Full Review Source: sbs.com.au | Original Score: 0.5/5

November 10, 2010
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Robert Rodriguez loves exploitation cinema but his homages to the disreputable genre are defined by italicized self-consciousness that leaves his humor without any room to breathe.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 2/4

August 29, 2010
Jeff Bayer
The Scorecard Review

Don't get me wrong, there are moments, but Rodriguez found a way to make extreme violence boring.

Full Review Source: The Scorecard Review | Original Score: 5/10

September 4, 2010
Victoria Alexander
FilmsInReview.com

Silly bloodbath without a soul. De Niro plays Senator Focker and Lohan is ridiculous. She needs an acting coach or a strong director.

Full Review Source: FilmsInReview.com

September 1, 2010
Mark Demetrius
FILMINK (Australia)

While it's well made and Danny Trejo is an amazing presence on screen, the sustained over-the-top violence becomes tiresome.

Full Review Source: FILMINK (Australia)

November 8, 2010
Margaret Pomeranz
At the Movies (Australia)

There is excess galore and plenty of gore as well, there's tongue in cheek, a completely original use of entrails but somewhere towards the end it just became a bit too silly for me.

Full Review Source: At the Movies (Australia)

November 10, 2010
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