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Machete Kills (2013)

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Average Rating: 4.5/10
Reviews Counted: 112
Fresh: 32 | Rotten: 80

While possessed with the same schlocky lunacy as its far superior predecessor, Machete Kills loses the first installment's spark in a less deftly assembled sequel.

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Average Rating: 4.2/10
Critic Reviews: 28
Fresh: 5 | Rotten: 23

While possessed with the same schlocky lunacy as its far superior predecessor, Machete Kills loses the first installment's spark in a less deftly assembled sequel.

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In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. (c) Open Road

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All Critics (112) | Top Critics (28) | Fresh (32) | Rotten (80)

Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.

October 15, 2013 Full Review Source: Philadelphia Inquirer
Philadelphia Inquirer
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Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.

October 11, 2013 Full Review Source: ReelViews
ReelViews
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When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.

October 11, 2013 Full Review Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.

October 11, 2013 Full Review Source: Detroit News
Detroit News
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Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.

October 11, 2013 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger
Newark Star-Ledger
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Machete kills, sure. Unfortunately, he overkills.

October 11, 2013 Full Review Source: Globe and Mail
Globe and Mail
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Machete don't do new jokes.

February 20, 2014 Full Review Source: Flix Capacitor
Flix Capacitor

The meta parody of Machete Kills is a self-congratulating exercise in overkill. Its onslaught of gags try so hard to be outrageous they become banal. It looks like it was way more fun to make than to watch.

February 12, 2014 Full Review Source: Maclean's Magazine
Maclean's Magazine

If nothing else, Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse homage manages the herculean feat of making us feel sorry for Mel Gibson.

February 7, 2014 Full Review Source: Daily Record [UK]
Daily Record [UK]

'Machete Kills' is 'Spy Kids' Meets 'Moonraker'... with Blood. Machete Cortez is back... and so over-the-top, he literally floats away.

January 20, 2014 Full Review Source: PopMatters
PopMatters

An interminable bore.

January 19, 2014 Full Review Source: Impulse Gamer
Impulse Gamer

Guns and explosions aren't that exciting when the plot hasn't sucked you in, and lacking the imaginative, spunky spirit of the original, Machete Kills just feels so much more laboured.

January 2, 2014 Full Review Source: Fan The Fire
Fan The Fire

It's a questionable gig that may become an endearing one by 'Machete X: Machete Goes Hawaii.'

November 14, 2013 Full Review Source: Metro
Metro

Loud, fun, ultra-violent sequel to Machete, with unsmiling crater-faced Danny Trejo as the Mexican hero slashing and slaughtering his way to justice. Director Robert Rodriguez does what all good, trashy sequels do, which is to deliver more of the same.

November 8, 2013 Full Review Source: 3AW

Multi-tasker Robert Rodriguez sequelises his Machete, originally a joke trailer in Grindhouse, and manages one of his most messy and (even for this sort of nonsense) ludicrous efforts.

October 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Rip It Up

Uncompromised in its goofy cartoon vision of an insane world that doesn't realize it's reached a state of post-apocalypse, even though the bombs have yet to fall.

October 27, 2013 Full Review Source: Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

Machete don't text, but he does seem to have jumped a shark. The first film was great fun, but Machete Kills seems to have misunderstood its own joke.

October 25, 2013 Full Review Source: The Mercury
The Mercury

Machete was arguably Rodriguez's best movie, but MACHETE KILLS -- while still passable -- comes nowhere close.

October 24, 2013 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media
Common Sense Media

Over the top in every area and making good actors look bad at every turn.

October 24, 2013 Full Review Source: jackiekcooper.com
jackiekcooper.com

"Machete" was fun. "Machete Kills" gives me a headache.

October 22, 2013 Full Review Source: Movie Chambers
Movie Chambers

The market has well and truly rejected the Machete franchise, as if it were salted toothpaste or phlegm-flavoured soda.

October 20, 2013 Full Review Source: Quickflix
Quickflix

For those who enjoyed the surprise TV hit 'Sharknado' this summer and/or the original 'Machete,' here's 'Machete Kills,' a parody of old-time drive-in and generally sleazy movies that's a sequel to 'Machete' from a few years back.

October 19, 2013 Full Review Source: Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

An obvious improvement over its virtually unwatchable predecessor...

October 19, 2013 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews
Reel Film Reviews

The film is often very funny, even though the pacing is extremely slack, wasting far too much time with pointless exposition and misogynistic smirking.

October 18, 2013 Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall
Shadows on the Wall

Trivial and tedious...enough already!

October 16, 2013 Full Review Source: SSG Syndicate
SSG Syndicate

If you liked the first film, chances are you'll have a good time with this one. (If you sit through the new Romeo & Juliet remake, it's easy to mistake Machete Kills for genius.)

October 16, 2013 Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Audience Reviews for Machete Kills

stupid and overtly violent, loved it.
January 11, 2014
stuartb1234

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"Machete Kills" continues the trend of dumb grind house action that the first film was so good at, but this had got to be the biggest pile of shit I've seen in a while. Not much comedy, not much good action, and the dialogue was not even clever, it was just cynical. I do not have much to say about this film. When you have Lady Gaga act in your film, you must be getting pretty desperate, and it's not like Robert Rodriguez did many new things, because he always hires the same people. There is supposed to be a third film, and by the end of this movie, the sad thing is, I want to see it so badly. This is one of the worst films of 2013.
January 5, 2014
KJ Proulx

Super Reviewer

***
Let me start by saying if you don't like over the top violence, crazy/goofy action, then just don't even bother at all with this. Actually, if you've never seen the first movie "Machete", it's probably because that's not your thing anyway. This is an absolute blast of pure B entertainment. Basically Machete(Danny Trejo) is back and has to get revenge for the death of his partner, and save the world from missile annihilation. Charlie Sheen plays the President of the U.S. if that tells you anything. The cast is insane and awesome, and Mel Gibson hasn't been this crazy in years. This movie is a lot of fun if you're in the mood for it, or if you like these type of flicks. The one thing I absolutely hated was the ending. This is a big spoiler so stop now if you don't want anything ruined.

It ends with a freaking trailer for "Machete Kills Again...In Space" and that is exactly how the movie started. I have no idea if they are actually making that into a real movie or not. If not, it's some crap because this movie has no resolution. Now, does it need it? No not at all, but some would still be nice. Again, if you want a fun night at home laughing at some crazy stuff, then check it out!
December 12, 2013
Everett Johnson

Super Reviewer

Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.

Decent Movie! Machete Kills is the sequel to 2010's Machete. Even more star studded than Machete's previous venture, this movie features appearances by an overly large score of popular actors including the likes of Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Vanessa Hudgens. Machete Kills is equally enjoyable as its predecessor, containing the maximum amount of scenes of idiotic ultraviolence, sweaty sensuality (though surprisingly no actual nudity this time) and a plethora of insanely funny genre self-referencing that have proved hallmarks of Rodriguez' grindhouse flicks.

The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
December 10, 2013
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    1. La Chameleón: You and all your drug pushing compadres' just derailed my pursuit so frankly, I'm leaning in another direction entirely.
    2. Dying Cartel Guy: Please, give me mercy
    3. La Chameleón: There's about three things I'd rather give you, and they're all in the chamber of this gun. Straight up, or with some flair? Straight up or flair?
    4. Dying Cartel Guy: Whatever is the more interesting way to die...
    – Submitted by James W (23 days ago)
    1. Miss San Antonio: This dress cost more than your fucking life!
    – Submitted by ScubaSteve Walter M (4 months ago)
    1. Miss San Antonio: This dress cost more than your fucking life!
    – Submitted by ScubaSteve Walter M (4 months ago)
    1. Machete: This is Machete!
    – Submitted by Maher J (5 months ago)
    1. Machete: Machete don't joke!
    – Submitted by Maher J (5 months ago)
    1. Machete: Machete don't fail!
    – Submitted by Maher J (5 months ago)
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