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27 Guess The Tomatometer 13 Reviews look like a few critics are taking this way too seriously 0 Machete? 4 Amber Heard 15 Michelle Rodriguez show us your boobs. 0 Looks terrible 2 Looks like a fun movie....

Michelle Rodriguez show us your boobs.

PLEASE!!!!!! The last one was nasty Lohan and she had her hair covering them.
I Hate The Tomato
04-22-2013 12:09 PM

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FakeEntertainMeOrDie

FAKE-EMOD

lolwhut

Sep 22 - 01:31 PM

Pat ChalupaBatman

Pat ChalupaBatman

More female balloon knot scenes

Sep 19 - 01:14 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

No, Michelle Rodriguez. Please don't. Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard and the chick from Spy Kids who grew up and became hot are the only ones whose boobs are worth seeing.

Aug 27 - 02:55 PM

Nick Fury

Nick Fury

And Michelle and Zoe Saldana.

Sep 3 - 12:50 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

No. Michelle Rodriguez looks like a man.

Sep 7 - 04:41 PM

Dick Longhard

Dick Longhard

I'd still fuck her.

Sep 19 - 04:08 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

But only if one has an eyepatch.

Aug 23 - 02:07 PM

Norman R.

Norman Radcliffe

Yuck.

Jul 13 - 11:20 AM

BigJane Doe

BigJane Doe

I'm sure there will be some shirtless Danny Trejo action which is what everyone secretly wants more than Amber Heard. Don't lie to yourselves. enjoy it.

Jul 11 - 12:00 PM

hollis m.

hollis mills

eh, it wasnt terrible. there was alba?

Jun 6 - 11:48 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Who is much hotter than Michelle Rodriguez.

Jun 12 - 01:51 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I'd prefer Amber Heard.

Jun 6 - 02:47 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

They're both gross.

Jun 2 - 03:26 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Agreed.

Jun 6 - 02:47 AM

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