Machete Kills Quotes

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  • La Chameleón:
    You and all your drug pushing compadres' just derailed my pursuit so frankly, I'm leaning in another direction entirely.
    Dying Cartel Guy:
    Please, give me mercy
    La Chameleón:
    There's about three things I'd rather give you, and they're all in the chamber of this gun. Straight up, or with some flair? Straight up or flair?
    Dying Cartel Guy:
    Whatever is the more interesting way to die...
    ‐ Submitted by James W (15 months ago)

  • Miss San Antonio:
    This dress cost more than your fucking life!
    ‐ Submitted by ScubaSteve Walter M (18 months ago)

  • Miss San Antonio:
    This dress cost more than your fucking life!
    ‐ Submitted by ScubaSteve Walter M (18 months ago)

  • Machete:
    This is Machete!
    ‐ Submitted by Maher J (20 months ago)

  • Machete:
    Machete don't joke!
    ‐ Submitted by Maher J (20 months ago)

  • Machete:
    Machete don't fail!
    ‐ Submitted by Maher J (20 months ago)

  • Machete:
    Machete don't smoke!
    ‐ Submitted by Maher J (20 months ago)

  • Mr. President:
    I'm the president of the United fucking States!
    ‐ Submitted by Maher J (20 months ago)

  • Machete:
    What happen to the world peace?
    Miss San Antonio:
    Fuck the world peace.
    ‐ Submitted by Maher J (20 months ago)

  • La Chameleón:
    Hola, motherfucker!
    ‐ Submitted by Omar V (21 months ago)

  • La Chameleón:
    Straight up? Or with some flair?
    ‐ Submitted by Omar V (21 months ago)

  • Luz:
    Taco time.
    ‐ Submitted by Felipe V (21 months ago)

  • Machete:
    Machete don't tweet.
    ‐ Submitted by Maineutral R (23 months ago)

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