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Machete Kills Reviews

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Jeffrey Lyles
Lyles' Movie Files

An absolutely absurd action extravaganza. It's doubly crazy, chaotic and all kinds of ridiculous fun.

Full Review Source: Lyles' Movie Files | Original Score: 7/10

June 27, 2014
Stephen Carty
Flix Capacitor

Machete don't do new jokes.

Full Review Source: Flix Capacitor | Original Score: 2/5

February 20, 2014
Brian D. Johnson
Maclean's Magazine

The meta parody of Machete Kills is a self-congratulating exercise in overkill. Its onslaught of gags try so hard to be outrageous they become banal. It looks like it was way more fun to make than to watch.

Full Review Source: Maclean's Magazine

February 12, 2014
David Edwards
Daily Record [UK]

If nothing else, Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse homage manages the herculean feat of making us feel sorry for Mel Gibson.

Full Review Source: Daily Record [UK]

February 7, 2014
J.C. Mašek III

'Machete Kills' is 'Spy Kids' Meets 'Moonraker'... with Blood. Machete Cortez is back... and so over-the-top, he literally floats away.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | Original Score: 5/10

January 20, 2014
Damien Straker
Impulse Gamer

An interminable bore.

Full Review Source: Impulse Gamer | Original Score: 1/5

January 19, 2014
Sam Bathe
Fan The Fire

Guns and explosions aren't that exciting when the plot hasn't sucked you in, and lacking the imaginative, spunky spirit of the original, Machete Kills just feels so much more laboured.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 1/5

January 2, 2014
Matt Prigge

It's a questionable gig that may become an endearing one by 'Machete X: Machete Goes Hawaii.'

Full Review Source: Metro | Original Score: 2/5

November 14, 2013

Loud, fun, ultra-violent sequel to Machete, with unsmiling crater-faced Danny Trejo as the Mexican hero slashing and slaughtering his way to justice. Director Robert Rodriguez does what all good, trashy sequels do, which is to deliver more of the same.

Full Review Source: 3AW | Original Score: 3/5

November 8, 2013

Multi-tasker Robert Rodriguez sequelises his Machete, originally a joke trailer in Grindhouse, and manages one of his most messy and (even for this sort of nonsense) ludicrous efforts.

Full Review Source: Rip It Up | Original Score: 3/5

October 30, 2013
John Beifuss
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

Uncompromised in its goofy cartoon vision of an insane world that doesn't realize it's reached a state of post-apocalypse, even though the bombs have yet to fall.

Full Review Source: Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) | Original Score: 3/4

October 27, 2013
Tim Martain
The Mercury

Machete don't text, but he does seem to have jumped a shark. The first film was great fun, but Machete Kills seems to have misunderstood its own joke.

Full Review Source: The Mercury | Original Score: 0/5

October 25, 2013
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Common Sense Media

Machete was arguably Rodriguez's best movie, but MACHETE KILLS -- while still passable -- comes nowhere close.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 3/5

October 24, 2013
Jackie K. Cooper

Over the top in every area and making good actors look bad at every turn.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 2/10

October 24, 2013
Paul Chambers
Movie Chambers

"Machete" was fun. "Machete Kills" gives me a headache.

Full Review Source: Movie Chambers | Original Score: D+

October 22, 2013
Simon Miraudo

The market has well and truly rejected the Machete franchise, as if it were salted toothpaste or phlegm-flavoured soda.

Full Review Source: Quickflix | Original Score: 2/5

October 20, 2013
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

For those who enjoyed the surprise TV hit 'Sharknado' this summer and/or the original 'Machete,' here's 'Machete Kills,' a parody of old-time drive-in and generally sleazy movies that's a sequel to 'Machete' from a few years back.

Full Review Source: Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) | Original Score: 3/4

October 19, 2013
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

An obvious improvement over its virtually unwatchable predecessor...

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 2/4

October 19, 2013
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

The film is often very funny, even though the pacing is extremely slack, wasting far too much time with pointless exposition and misogynistic smirking.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2.5/5

October 18, 2013
Susan Granger
SSG Syndicate

Trivial and tedious...enough already!

Full Review Source: SSG Syndicate | Original Score: 2/10

October 16, 2013
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