Machete Kills Reviews
Kevin M
Super Reviewer
April 14, 2013
Robert Rodriguez's first "Machete" was hilarious and fun: I expect it's successor to be no different.
October 6, 2013
Simply a cliche action film made by celebrities bored out of their minds and decited to make a movie together.
Movies 4 Life
October 6, 2013
Already by the trailer, you can see the exhausting action scenes, terrible cgi and shit acting. Dont waste your time on this :)
October 5, 2013
I don't care what the reviews say. Sure it still has a week to go and it is already at 22% but knowing Robert Rodriguez and his past history of over the top grind house movies it should be interesting to see how it does. I'm excited because I was absolutely amazed by the first one so it should be interesting to what the other reviews are like and how it holds up to Machete...the hardcore badass that is Danny Trejo.
October 5, 2013
What makes me want to see this movie isn't for Danny Trejo, It isn't because Robert Rodriguez is one of my favorite directors its simply because this movie is an action packed old school grind house film. I love that stuff. People try to give it critiques based off of this being like any other movie but its not its not supposed to be taken 100% serious so that's why I am looking forward to this film.
October 4, 2013
Acción, comedia, todos actores conocidos y hasta una cantante primeriza en el cine, esta sí es una pela que entretiene, (crítico de cine).
October 4, 2013
Just saw this movie and was immensely satisfied with it. Funny and gratuitously over the top in the style of the old b movies. I laughed hard throughout the entire movie though I'm sure this type of humor isn't for everyone.
October 3, 2013
Wow, they just went for it, didn't they? The first two acts are similar in tone to the first one. But then...it gets bat shit, insane and totally jumps the shark. And you know what? I dug it. The tease for the 3rd film will likely make some groan, but I'm looking forward to that hot mess.
October 3, 2013
This movie is a running joke and I'm afraid to say that Rodriguez lost the touch that made the first film quite funny and memorable. Now, everything is pushed to the limit of craziness. For sure, as "The Expendables' franchise, there will be a third one (in space...really?), but I will be curious to see which actors (or celebrities) will fall in Rodriguez wild party.
Carlton M Raines
October 2, 2013
Lady Gaga in any film will kill it dead, What were they thinking?
Marc Cerone
August 18, 2013
Señor Trejo, please pick better projects.
