Madagascar Quotes

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    1. Marty the Zebra: Oh sugar honey ice tea!
    – Submitted by Gianni B (2 months ago)
    1. Marty the Zebra: When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!
    – Submitted by Frances H (14 months ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: Marty!
    2. Marty the Zebra: Alex!
    3. Alex the Lion: Mar-
    4. Marty the Zebra: Alex?
    5. Alex the Lion: [angry] MARTY!
    6. Marty the Zebra: Oh suger honey ice tea!
    – Submitted by Connor N (19 months ago)
    1. Melman the Giraffe: I just counted twenty six invade health violations.
    2. Marty the Zebra: I don't know, this place is crack a liking.
    3. Melman the Giraffe: Twenty seven!
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. King Julien: [shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. King Julien: Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. Melman the Giraffe: [coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. Melman the Giraffe: I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. King Julien: [the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. King Julien: I created a ingenious plan, to see if these are savage, killers...
    2. Mort: [being thrown into the open] No! Please.
    – Submitted by Connor N (20 months ago)
    1. King Julien: Welcome to Madagascar.
    2. Marty the Zebra: Mada-who-ah?
    3. King Julien: No. Not who-ah. As-car.
    – Submitted by Matthew R (20 months ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: [to Mort] Hi there!
    2. Mort: [starts crying]
    3. Gloria the Hippo: Oh, did that mean lion hurt you?
    4. Mort: [sad] Yeah...
    5. Gloria the Hippo: Oh I could just dunk you in my coffee!
    – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (22 months ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Marty the Zebra: [Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer] Aw a thermometer!Thanks!I love it Melman, I love it! [he puts it in his mouth and poses]
    2. Melman the Giraffe: I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?
    3. Marty the Zebra: Motherf... [Marty spits it out and retches]
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Marty the Zebra: [doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: Shut up Spalding!
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Maurice: [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Melman the Giraffe: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! [takes urinal cake out of mouth] Free mints!
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Marty the Zebra: Did you ever think that there might be more to life than steak, Alex?
    2. Alex the Lion: [to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: 27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us?
    2. Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease.
    3. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: [Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!
    – Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)
    1. Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt!
    2. Alex the Lion: No I'm not.
    3. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!
    – Submitted by Matt S (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: Because the penguins are psychotic!!
    – Submitted by Raj G (2 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck!
    2. Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
    – Submitted by Carly W (3 years ago)
    1. King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex!
    2. Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised]
    3. King Julien: You suck your thumb?
    – Submitted by Harshal M (3 years ago)
    1. Alex the Lion: New York! New York!
    – Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)
    1. King Julien: I like to move it, move it!
    – Submitted by Alex O (3 years ago)

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