Magic Mike Quotes

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    1. Magic Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
    – Submitted by Rona K (18 months ago)
    1. Dallas: The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.
    – Submitted by Anggela M (21 months ago)
    1. Magic Mike: Are we fighting? Is this our first fight?
    – Submitted by Stoney L (21 months ago)
    1. Paige: Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
    2. Magic Mike: Either one.
    3. Paige: I was hoping this was all a joke.
    4. Magic Mike: It is pretty funny.
    – Submitted by Neal B (21 months ago)
    1. Magic Mike: Distressed? [slams huge wad of cash on bank clerk's desk] Does THIS look like distressed?
    – Submitted by C S (21 months ago)
    1. Dallas: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along.
    – Submitted by Arian B (22 months ago)
    1. Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
    2. Magic Mike: There are some fives in there.
    3. Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
    4. Magic Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
    – Submitted by Rosmary D (23 months ago)
    1. Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight.
    – Submitted by Rosmary D (23 months ago)

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