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Mail Order Wife (2005)

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Reviews Counted:32

Fresh:20

Rotten:12

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: The setup for Mail Order Wife is clever, but the movie is only moderately funny, and it stumbles badly in the third act.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language and some disturbing sexual material

Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Mar 11, 2005 Limited

Synopsis: Andrew Gurland is a New York City filmmaker interested in making a documentary about an average guy and his marriage to a mail order bride. Andrew finds the perfect subject for his film and decides... Andrew Gurland is a New York City filmmaker interested in making a documentary about an average guy and his marriage to a mail order bride. Andrew finds the perfect subject for his film and decides to fund the marriage in exchange for the right to film the entire process. He finds what appears to be the ideal candidate in Adrian Martin, an overweight doorman from Queens who has renounced dating and seems optimistic about choosing a bride from overseas. After corresponding with Burmese women from a catalogue, Adrian selects Lichi, a beautiful woman in her twenties whose ad and letter piques his interest. The filmmakers pay for Lichi's flight to America, and soon she finds herself immersed in American married life-which, in Adrian's household, involves little more than one's average familial cooking and cleaning duties. Andrew initially looks past the fact that Adrian treats Lichi more like a domestic servant than a companion. The entire project comes to a startling halt when, without Lichi's knowledge, Adrian takes her to the gynecologist for a consultation about tubal sterilization. Lichi quickly discovers what the Doctor visit is for and hysterically rejects the procedure. Andrew thinks Adrian has crossed the line and when a heated argument ensues, Adrian terminates his involvement in the documentary. Two months later, Andrew receives a surprise visit from Lichi, who is there to reveal a shocking videotape documenting her bizarre life as Adrian's wife. Feeling partially responsible for her increasingly despondent situation, Andrew urges Lichi to leave her husband and offers his apartment as a safe haven. What transpires is beyond anything Andrew or Adrian could imagine, as their experiences with Lichi lead them through a series of unpredictable events, ultimately culminating in a showdown in Miami that reveals the lengths desperate men will go to in order to avoid being alone. -- © First Independent Pictures [More]

Starring: Eugenia Yuan, Adrian Martinez, Andrew Gurland, Deborah Teng

Starring: Eugenia Yuan, Adrian Martinez, Andrew Gurland, Deborah Teng, Merrit Janson, Huck Botko, Stephanie Gurland, Paul Thornton

Director: Andrew Gurland

Director: Andrew Gurland
Screenwriter: Huck Botko, Andrew Gurland
Producer: Avram Ludwig, Kendall Morgan, Nina Yang, Andrew Weiner
Composer: Mark Wike
Studio: First Independent Pictures

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12/06/05
Carina Chocano
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04/02/05
Michael Szymanski
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08/16/07
Nigel Floyd
Nigel Floyd
Time Out New York

Return to sender.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
03/11/05
E! Online

Mail Order Wife is a con. A good con, it's true, but like all cons it leaves a sour taste once the trick is revealed.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
04/23/05
Bridget Byrne
Bridget Byrne
Boxoffice Magazine

Third-act plot machinations feel like a frantic bid to achieve a feature-length running time, and in the end all this self-aware unseemliness proves as dispiriting as watching a marathon of reality TV.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
03/10/05
Chuck Wilson
Chuck Wilson
L.A. Weekly

a simple-minded circle jerk about exploitation, peopled by characters without the least bit of originality, vitality or appeal

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Alternative | comment Comment
03/08/05
Jay Antani
Jay Antani
Los Angeles Alternative

The film's jokes just aren't that funny.

Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City | comment Comment
05/06/05
Jeff Vice
Jeff Vice
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

The filmmakers maintain the illusion of low-budget cinema verite to the extent that audiences may be unsure whether to laugh or shudder...

Full Review Source: Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) | comment Comment
04/18/05
John Beifuss
John Beifuss
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

Strange, often silly mockumentary.

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04/02/05
Ned Martel
Ned Martel
New York Times
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Analogous to an overly long episode of Punk’d in which the moviegoing audience is the punkee.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
02/17/05
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Less a film, more a series of ragtag gags.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
03/09/05
Nick Sylvester
Nick Sylvester
Village Voice
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More an exercise in sustaining a style than a satisfying emotional experience. The men are all self-centered boors, and the women, it turns out, aren't much better. There's nobody in this movie to root for or care about.

Full Review Source: Kansas City Star | comment Comment
04/08/05
Robert W. Butler
Robert W. Butler
Kansas City Star

Finally breaks down under the weight of its twists and turns, but mostly maintains a creepy fascination with its scuzzy characters.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
03/18/05
Ronnie Scheib
Ronnie Scheib
Variety

You know you're in trouble when baseballer-turned-ratfink Jose Canseco isn't the sleaziest thing in your movie.

Full Review Source: Salt Lake Tribune | comment Comment
05/06/05
Sean Means
Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune

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12/06/05
Film Threat

As for Gurland, well, if this fictional version of himself is at all like the real thing, I'm worried about the guy. But I hope he keeps making movies as gutsy, discomforting and slyly uproarious.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
03/11/05
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

A very funny and perfectly creepy study of objectification and romantic obsession.

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03/31/05
Brian Juergens
Brian Juergens
Freeze Dried Movies

has a knack for sniffing out our dark areas without pity

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10/07/05
Chris Cabin
Chris Cabin
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