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Mail Order Wife (2005)

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Reviews Counted:32

Fresh:20

Rotten:12

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: The setup for Mail Order Wife is clever, but the movie is only moderately funny, and it stumbles badly in the third act.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language and some disturbing sexual material

Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Mar 11, 2005 Limited

Synopsis: Andrew Gurland is a New York City filmmaker interested in making a documentary about an average guy and his marriage to a mail order bride. Andrew finds the perfect subject for his film and decides... Andrew Gurland is a New York City filmmaker interested in making a documentary about an average guy and his marriage to a mail order bride. Andrew finds the perfect subject for his film and decides to fund the marriage in exchange for the right to film the entire process. He finds what appears to be the ideal candidate in Adrian Martin, an overweight doorman from Queens who has renounced dating and seems optimistic about choosing a bride from overseas. After corresponding with Burmese women from a catalogue, Adrian selects Lichi, a beautiful woman in her twenties whose ad and letter piques his interest. The filmmakers pay for Lichi's flight to America, and soon she finds herself immersed in American married life-which, in Adrian's household, involves little more than one's average familial cooking and cleaning duties. Andrew initially looks past the fact that Adrian treats Lichi more like a domestic servant than a companion. The entire project comes to a startling halt when, without Lichi's knowledge, Adrian takes her to the gynecologist for a consultation about tubal sterilization. Lichi quickly discovers what the Doctor visit is for and hysterically rejects the procedure. Andrew thinks Adrian has crossed the line and when a heated argument ensues, Adrian terminates his involvement in the documentary. Two months later, Andrew receives a surprise visit from Lichi, who is there to reveal a shocking videotape documenting her bizarre life as Adrian's wife. Feeling partially responsible for her increasingly despondent situation, Andrew urges Lichi to leave her husband and offers his apartment as a safe haven. What transpires is beyond anything Andrew or Adrian could imagine, as their experiences with Lichi lead them through a series of unpredictable events, ultimately culminating in a showdown in Miami that reveals the lengths desperate men will go to in order to avoid being alone. -- © First Independent Pictures [More]

Starring: Eugenia Yuan, Adrian Martinez, Andrew Gurland, Deborah Teng

Starring: Eugenia Yuan, Adrian Martinez, Andrew Gurland, Deborah Teng, Merrit Janson, Huck Botko, Stephanie Gurland, Paul Thornton

Director: Andrew Gurland

Director: Andrew Gurland
Screenwriter: Huck Botko, Andrew Gurland
Producer: Avram Ludwig, Kendall Morgan, Nina Yang, Andrew Weiner
Composer: Mark Wike
Studio: First Independent Pictures

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Co-directors Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland, who appear as earnest documentary filmmakers of the same name, pull it off by never winking at the audience or signaling in any fashion that this isn't a true story.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
03/25/05
Ruthe Stein
Ruthe Stein
San Francisco Chronicle
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Finally breaks down under the weight of its twists and turns, but mostly maintains a creepy fascination with its scuzzy characters.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
03/18/05
Ronnie Scheib
Ronnie Scheib
Variety

Captures the conventions and pretensions of fly-on-the-wall docus with wicked accuracy.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
03/18/05
Sheri Linden
Sheri Linden
Hollywood Reporter

Mail Order Wife is astonishingly cruel, and I say that in a good way.

Full Review Source: CHUD | comment Comment
03/13/05
Devin Faraci
Devin Faraci
CHUD

Return to sender.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
03/11/05
E! Online

As for Gurland, well, if this fictional version of himself is at all like the real thing, I'm worried about the guy. But I hope he keeps making movies as gutsy, discomforting and slyly uproarious.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
03/11/05
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

A remarkably smart and weird film, even if it's sad and sometimes difficult to watch, with jokes designed to make you cringe.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
03/11/05
Russell Scott Smith
Russell Scott Smith
New York Post

The result, a dissection of the complicated dynamics of sexual and economic exploitation, is pitiless and occasionally inspired.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
03/11/05
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

It looks like a documentary, but filmmakers Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland are hunting something fierce and darkly funny.

Full Review Source: Rolling Stone | comment Comment
03/10/05
Peter Travers
Peter Travers
Rolling Stone
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Third-act plot machinations feel like a frantic bid to achieve a feature-length running time, and in the end all this self-aware unseemliness proves as dispiriting as watching a marathon of reality TV.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
03/10/05
Chuck Wilson
Chuck Wilson
L.A. Weekly

Less a film, more a series of ragtag gags.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
03/09/05
Nick Sylvester
Nick Sylvester
Village Voice
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a simple-minded circle jerk about exploitation, peopled by characters without the least bit of originality, vitality or appeal

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Alternative | comment Comment
03/08/05
Jay Antani
Jay Antani
Los Angeles Alternative

[A] hilarious black comedy... all about puncturing balloons of self-importance...

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | comment Comment
03/07/05
MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher

Analogous to an overly long episode of Punk’d in which the moviegoing audience is the punkee.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
02/17/05
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Coaxes its fair share of laughs from an audience sure to be squirming in their seats in discomfort, while the film's outrageous ending almost makes the slow ramp-up worthwhile.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
03/26/04
Merle Bertrand
Merle Bertrand
Film Threat

A caustic comedic commentary on how men handle love, as well as how they're led around by the head of their genitalia, Mail Order Bride should not be missed.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
03/25/04
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