Co-directors Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland, who appear as earnest documentary filmmakers of the same name, pull it off by never winking at the audience or signaling in any fashion that this isn't a true story.
Mail Order Wife (2005)
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Reviews Counted:32
Fresh:20
Rotten:12
Average Rating:6/10
Consensus: The setup for Mail Order Wife is clever, but the movie is only moderately funny, and it stumbles badly in the third act.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language and some disturbing sexual material
Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Mar 11, 2005 Limited
Synopsis: Andrew Gurland is a New York City filmmaker interested in making a documentary about an average guy and his marriage to a mail order bride. Andrew finds the perfect subject for his film and decides... Andrew Gurland is a New York City filmmaker interested in making a documentary about an average guy and his marriage to a mail order bride. Andrew finds the perfect subject for his film and decides to fund the marriage in exchange for the right to film the entire process. He finds what appears to be the ideal candidate in Adrian Martin, an overweight doorman from Queens who has renounced dating and seems optimistic about choosing a bride from overseas. After corresponding with Burmese women from a catalogue, Adrian selects Lichi, a beautiful woman in her twenties whose ad and letter piques his interest. The filmmakers pay for Lichi's flight to America, and soon she finds herself immersed in American married life-which, in Adrian's household, involves little more than one's average familial cooking and cleaning duties. Andrew initially looks past the fact that Adrian treats Lichi more like a domestic servant than a companion. The entire project comes to a startling halt when, without Lichi's knowledge, Adrian takes her to the gynecologist for a consultation about tubal sterilization. Lichi quickly discovers what the Doctor visit is for and hysterically rejects the procedure. Andrew thinks Adrian has crossed the line and when a heated argument ensues, Adrian terminates his involvement in the documentary. Two months later, Andrew receives a surprise visit from Lichi, who is there to reveal a shocking videotape documenting her bizarre life as Adrian's wife. Feeling partially responsible for her increasingly despondent situation, Andrew urges Lichi to leave her husband and offers his apartment as a safe haven. What transpires is beyond anything Andrew or Adrian could imagine, as their experiences with Lichi lead them through a series of unpredictable events, ultimately culminating in a showdown in Miami that reveals the lengths desperate men will go to in order to avoid being alone. -- © First Independent Pictures [More]
Starring: Eugenia Yuan, Adrian Martinez, Andrew Gurland, Deborah Teng
Starring: Eugenia Yuan, Adrian Martinez, Andrew Gurland, Deborah Teng, Merrit Janson, Huck Botko, Stephanie Gurland, Paul Thornton
Director: Andrew Gurland
Director: Andrew Gurland
Screenwriter: Huck Botko, Andrew Gurland
Producer: Avram Ludwig, Kendall Morgan, Nina Yang, Andrew Weiner
Composer: Mark Wike
Studio: First Independent Pictures
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Reviews for Mail Order Wife
Finally breaks down under the weight of its twists and turns, but mostly maintains a creepy fascination with its scuzzy characters.
Captures the conventions and pretensions of fly-on-the-wall docus with wicked accuracy.
Mail Order Wife is astonishingly cruel, and I say that in a good way.
As for Gurland, well, if this fictional version of himself is at all like the real thing, I'm worried about the guy. But I hope he keeps making movies as gutsy, discomforting and slyly uproarious.
A remarkably smart and weird film, even if it's sad and sometimes difficult to watch, with jokes designed to make you cringe.
The result, a dissection of the complicated dynamics of sexual and economic exploitation, is pitiless and occasionally inspired.
It looks like a documentary, but filmmakers Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland are hunting something fierce and darkly funny.
Third-act plot machinations feel like a frantic bid to achieve a feature-length running time, and in the end all this self-aware unseemliness proves as dispiriting as watching a marathon of reality TV.
a simple-minded circle jerk about exploitation, peopled by characters without the least bit of originality, vitality or appeal
[A] hilarious black comedy... all about puncturing balloons of self-importance...
Analogous to an overly long episode of Punk’d in which the moviegoing audience is the punkee.
Coaxes its fair share of laughs from an audience sure to be squirming in their seats in discomfort, while the film's outrageous ending almost makes the slow ramp-up worthwhile.
A caustic comedic commentary on how men handle love, as well as how they're led around by the head of their genitalia, Mail Order Bride should not be missed.
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