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Major Movie Star (Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous) (2008)

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Release Date: Feb 3, 2009 Wide

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Noted genre specialist Steve Miner (Lake Placid and Halloween: H20) takes a break from horror to direct Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson in this showbiz comedy concerning a pampered movie starlet who gets in over her head while attempting to land a lucrative film role. Informed by the producer that she is unfit to appear in an upcoming military-themed film, the ambitious but woefully shortsighted actress enlists in the Marines in hopes that the studio will take notice of her initiative.

PG-13, 1 hr. 38 min.

Comedy

Directed By: Steve Miner

In Theaters: Feb 3, 2009 Wide

On DVD: Feb 3, 2009

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As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

February 10, 2009 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews

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David Nusair

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Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

February 4, 2009 Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com

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The story wasn't really special but I enjoyed the whole movie.

July 7, 2011

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This blonde comedy army film reminded me of Private Benjamin while Jessica Simpson is taking over her title role from Goldie Hawn. Simpson is actually quite good in this role. In fact, everyone does a good job, but I was particularly impressed with Simpson's acting ability, and this comment comes from a man who is not

December 6, 2009