Malibu Express (1985)

Malibu Express

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This routine erotic spy tale stars Darby Hinton as Cody Abilene, a private eye who teams up with the Contessa Luciana (Sybil Danning) and policewoman Beverly McAfee (Lori Sutton) to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians. The Contessa's friend Lady Lillian Chamberlain (Niki Dantine) runs the mansion, where sex is the presiding activity. The chauffeur is busy bedding down both a nephew and niece of Lady Lillian, as well as the nephew's wife; fortunately, … More

Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Andy Sidaris
On DVD: Dec 20, 2005
Runtime:

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Cast


as Cody Abilene

as Contessa Luciana

as Matthew

as Anita Chamberlain

as LadyL.Chamberlain

as Beverly

as StuartChamberlain

as Liza Chamberlain

as June Khnockers

as Lieutenant Arledge

as Maid Marian

as Douglas Wilton

as Helicopter Pilot
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½

"See this body? This body is a lethal weapon. I could kill you guys in a second."

Forget the fact that it's cheesy beyond belief and hilariously sleazy, Malibu Express is worth watching for it's dorky, corny, utterly lame ladies' man of a protagonist, Cody Abilene. Just the concept that women throw themselves at this guy or that he has any competency as a private detective, makes this one of the most amusing movies I've seen in quite a while. The other actors are as atrocious as their lines, and the plot is somehow boring, absurd and non-existent all at the same time.

If you love the kind of hysterically bad movies that Mystery Science Theater often mocked, definitely check out this prime piece of 80's schlock.

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Lewis C.

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½

Okay folks, for a start, this is a bad movie, but to be honest, that's about 90% of the fun of it, in that it's just so cheesy and cornball, as well as the idea that this kicked off a series of about 12 films from this director, all loosely connected by Playmates, recurring characters and silly gadgets.

Great fun for those who know what they're getting into.

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