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This routine erotic spy tale stars Darby Hinton as Cody Abilene, a private eye who teams up with the Contessa Luciana (Sybil Danning) and policewoman Beverly McAfee (Lori Sutton) to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians. The Contessa's friend Lady Lillian Chamberlain (Niki Dantine) runs the mansion, where sex is the presiding activity. The chauffeur is busy bedding down both a nephew and niece of Lady Lillian, as well as the nephew's wife; fortunately,
Dec 20, 2005
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Cast
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Darby Hinton
Cody Abilene -
Sybil Danning
Contessa Luciana -
Art Metrano
Matthew -
Shelley Taylor Morgan
Anita Chamberlain -
Niki Dantine
LadyL.Chamberlain -
Lori Sutton
Beverly -
Michael A. Andrews
StuartChamberlain -
Lorraine Michaels
Liza Chamberlain -
Barbara Edwards
May -
Kimberly McArthur
Faye -
Lynda Wiesmeier
June Khnockers -
John Alderman
Lieutenant Arledge -
Robyn Hilton
Maid Marian -
Richard Brose
Mark -
John Brown
Luke -
Robert Darnell
Douglas Wilton -
Brett Baxter Clark
Shane -
Harry Hauss
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Forget the fact that it's cheesy beyond belief and hilariously sleazy, Malibu Express is worth watching for it's dorky, corny, utterly lame ladies' man of a protagonist, Cody Abilene. Just the concept that women throw themselves at this guy or that he has any competency as a private detective, makes this one of the most amusing movies I've seen in quite a while. The other actors are as atrocious as their lines, and the plot is somehow boring, absurd and non-existent all at the same time.
If you love the kind of hysterically bad movies that Mystery Science Theater often mocked, definitely check out this prime piece of 80's schlock.