Mallrats Quotes

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  • Tricia:
    When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
    Brodie:
    Be fair, all right? Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • Brodie:
    I love the smell of commerce in the morning.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • T.S. Quint:
    I'd prefer ritual suicide.
    ‐ Submitted by Kendall B (3 years ago)

  • Brodie:
    Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, 'the Whale,' they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
    ‐ Submitted by Kendall B (3 years ago)

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