All the Boys Love Mandy Lane Reviews
We Got This Covered
If all the boys really do love Mandy Lane, I must be the exception.
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| Original Score: 5/10
CinemaBlend.com
Levine's skills can't completely transform what is a severely underwhelming script.
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| Original Score: 2/5
McClatchy-Tribune News Service
Too good to abandon, but not some "lost classic" either.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
TheShiznit.co.uk
It makes 88 minutes seem like a lifetime.
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| Original Score: 1/5
St. Paul Pioneer Press
One problem with "Mandy Lane's" attempt to poke fun at horror conventions is that it doesn't execute them well, which puts it in the position of trying to lampoon movies that are better than it is.
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| Original Score: 1/4
Digital Spy
The boys may well love Mandy Lane, but cinemagoers are best advised to stay well away from her and the shockingly abysmal film that bears her name.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Slant Magazine
Like far too many modern horror films, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane flaunts its knowledge of classic genre fundamentals but fails to do anything very clever or surprising with them.
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| Original Score: 2/4
Top CriticA partly smart, mostly dumb addition to the teen horror sweepstakes -- smart in how it neatly catches the petty, hurtful, sexy and druggy aspects of high school life, dumb in how it makes absolutely no sense once its resolution is known.
BrianOrndorf.com
Cluttered with obnoxious CW-scented teen characterizations, cartoonish parades of clumsy adolescent lust, and fruitless stabs of suspense, Lane is a rotten idea all around.
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| Original Score: D
NewsBlaze
A serial killer's wet dream peopled with all sorts of repugnant, rich, bored and terminally cynical Texas teens.
eFilmCritic.com
A rather dull meat-and-potatoes slasher film front-loaded with lots of tedium where character development used to go.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Here's a case where the backstory is more interesting than the movie.
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| Original Score: C
Inside Horror
A head-shaker of a twist undoes all the good built up in the beginning.
Empire Magazine
All the boys might love Mandy Lane -- discerning horror fans, however, will not.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Film Scouts
A silly, generic teen slasher/stalker move with a twist!
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| Original Score: C
FilmJerk.com
Dumb kids doing dumb things for dumb reasons.
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| Original Score: F
Filmcritic.com
a feature length music video that's too busy admiring itself it the mirror to make any sense
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| Original Score: 1/5
Reel.com
So self-conscious that the movie feels like a feature length music video that's too busy admiring itself it the mirror to make any sense.
| Original Score: 1/4
Planet Sick-Boy
Lane isn't going to save the sorry state of the genre.
BBC
A thoroughly derivative, boringly ordinary affair in desperate need of a hockey-masked psycho or razor-gloved ghoul to liven things up.
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| Original Score: 2/5
