I said to Lady, "It's a labra-bore"/She said, "Scout, you overpraise."
Great line Corky Romano.
Dec 24 - 01:10 PM
And I thought my jokes were bad... [/obligatory Joker Reference]Seriously though, dude - you got anything better than that?
Dec 24 - 02:31 PM
Mr. Smith, believe it or not, the role of a movie review isn't actually to trumpet your own wit (or lack thereof): it's to talk about the movie. Though I got a lovely%u2014and, may I add, highly enlightening%u2014look at what your relationships are like, I gathered very little about the actual movie itself. Maybe next time you could focus a little more on the movie and a little less on your own hilarity.
Dec 24 - 04:39 PM
Go back home to your mother's basement and play showtune dress up with your cats, you annoying little snarky loser.
Dec 26 - 12:52 PM
Whoever hired you to review movies sure had their head up thier ***. You are a ****ing prick who should be taken out back and taught a lesson. Heartless people like you dont have any idea of what the rest of America does or thinks. You are a ****in prick.
Dec 27 - 05:32 PM
I believe a thousand percent that the people criticizing the reviewer must have worked on the movie, which is why they're so upset. I've been more entertained by a tapeworm on my dog's butt.
Dec 29 - 02:31 AM
Roger Ebert liked Marley & Me
Understands what a film should be
Has a Pulitizer Prize underneath his belt
Yet capable of allowing his heart to melt
You on the other hand hated the flick
Chose a rhyme that was just plain sick
Hard to see you as cream of the crop
A more apt name would be lame-*** fop
Dec 31 - 11:36 PM
Bravo, Lonnie H. There was a fopish critic named KyleHis ability to rhyme was quite vileLonnie H wrote a rhyme That showed Kyle was slimeAnd it showed his silly review was a fetid pile.
Jan 1 - 02:52 PM
Snotty little poem aside, the Kyle Smith tool flaunts his laziness and ignorance by proudly announcing he didn't read a book of a movie that is based on a book and yet he reviewed it anyway.
Jan 11 - 07:52 AM