[VIDEO ESSAY] Sloppy in its construction, "Marvel's The Avengers" has one thing going for it - humor.
this guy gave the hunger games a D+...
Apr 30 - 03:46 PM
Oh no, you don't like a movie I love, even though I haven't seen it yet! How dare you have a different opinion than me! That's not allowed. You drove down the rating of a movie that means absolutely nothing in the long scheme of things! You evil man you!
Apr 30 - 04:00 PM
attention seeking troll
Apr 30 - 04:06 PM
What's wrong Smithey? Didn't you get "paid"?
Apr 30 - 04:52 PM
Geez, just when I thought Armond White was done, here comes another douche to add to my list of critics who serve as the most reliable indicator of how much I'll enjoy any film. Added to the Roster alongside Rex Reed and AW, I'll be adding this guy. If he hates a movie, I'm sure to love it.
In the words of Mel Brooks "the inevitable afterbirth, the critic"....
Apr 30 - 04:55 PM
Would it make everyone feel better if everyone loved this movie? Why are you all obsessed with ensuring that no one says they dislike a movie? Can you not sleep at night knowing someone didn't like The Avengers? It's a comic book movie. That probably no one here had anything to do with. And it's doing very well. It'll be allright. The Avengers don't need you to avenge them.
I know it's hard to accept, but there will be people on this planet that have different opinions than you. There's nothing you can do about it, and getting so upset about a movie that you wish death upon someone is certifiably insane behavior.
In other words, why so serious?
Apr 30 - 04:57 PM
the one thing this guy does like is gay porn.
Apr 30 - 05:03 PM
wow good thing this guy gave me his review, now i wont go see avengers. lol you idiot. you will stop no one from seeing the movie and the movie will go on to be the summers biggest block buster. perhaps you should find another job, maybe washing dishes because the money the avengers will generate will prove you know nothing about movies.
Apr 30 - 05:10 PM
I have never been impressed with any of these under qualified so called "critics".
THE best critics are those REAL movie goers that go to these movies because they are what these people are passion about this type of entertainment. Not because they are paid to give an opinion on something they really would rather not be witnessing.
My advice to these paid critics is "find a job they really like".
Apr 30 - 05:17 PM
Marcus P Smithers
Uh oh, this guy better run for his life. He's going to get all the natives restless because The Avengers now has another less than stellar review.
"How dare he! My life is ruined now! RUINED!".
For the record, I give the movie a B/B-. And yes, I've seen it, so shut your pie holes.
Apr 30 - 05:31 PM
I don't think he even saw many of the precious Marvel films, which I think is stupid, The Avengers wasn't supposed to be a stand-alone film, if it was, I would probably agree that it wasn't as good as people are saying, but watching all five Marvel films before hand, The Avengers becomes easily my favourite film this year. Smithey probably didn't see Captain America, it was Stark that found the Tesseract, not Captain America
Apr 30 - 05:40 PM
I don't think he even saw any of the previous Marvel films, which I think is stupid, The Avengers wasn't supposed to be a stand-alone film, if it was, I would probably agree that it wasn't as good as people are saying, but watching all five Marvel films before hand, The Avengers becomes easily my favourite film this year. Smithey probably didn't see Captain America, it was Stark that found the Tesseract, not Captain America.
Apr 30 - 05:41 PM
I don't think he even saw many of the previous Marvel films, which I think is stupid, The Avengers wasn't supposed to be a stand-alone film, if it was, I would probably agree that it wasn't as good as people are saying, but watching all five Marvel films before hand, The Avengers becomes easily my favourite film this year. Smithey probably didn't see Captain America, it was Stark that found the Tesseract, not Captain America.
Wow, so many hurt feelings when a critic turns in a negative review. You guys really need to grow some spine.
I don't know what you were all told shortly after you were born, but not everyone's going to agree with you or love what you love, and they don't have to.
Life isn't always fair, and people have different opinions. Both are facts of life.
Apr 30 - 05:42 PM
He didn't like Toy Story 3, but thought that The Lorax was incredible. Did you REALLY expect anything different from Troll Smithey?
Apr 30 - 05:47 PM
Apr 30 - 05:57 PM
He may have genuinely disliked the movie. It just seems odd that whenever a movie is getting rave reviews Smithey conveniently has a rotten review...Cole seems to like attention.
Apr 30 - 06:48 PM
honestly...what is wrong with you people...most of u gay fan boys on here..as soon as someone doesnt like a movie you like - you all come in here and bash the critic...who gives a shit if someone else doesnt like a movie you like - or it messes up the precious 100 percent rating, as long as you enjoy it...why are people so hung up on - what other people's opinion is on something YOU enjoy..this movie looks like shit and its truly making me miss armond white..he called you hipsters out for ur horrible taste ..you people on here are such losers...its honestly sad
Apr 30 - 06:49 PM
when i grow up, i want to be able to troll millions of people and get paid doing it
honestly cole, somehow you inspire me in believing that studying film in university will pay off and i will be able to get a career if you somehow have, after all these years of hilarious reviews.
Apr 30 - 07:35 PM
In Your Dreams
Finally, an honest opinion. Who wants to watch a coloring book movie about a bunch of nerds in colorful suits? I will definitely be skipping this one.
Apr 30 - 07:46 PM
No one cares what you're gonna do. You're a faggot
Apr 30 - 07:56 PM
What does his sexuality have to do with whether he likes a movie or not?
May 1 - 05:08 AM
After reading some of your reviews I finally understand why you're in love with this guy. You're just as bad as he is.
Apr 30 - 08:12 PM