Every now and then, director Joss Whedon executes a quirky camera set-up to assert that the film was created by him and not a team of marketing executives.
How is this guy a top critic? His review is a paragraph long and compares Avengers to a gangbang video!
May 3 - 09:59 AM
Doesn't say he's a top critic on my end. Yay for me?
May 3 - 12:23 PM
He'll be a top critic one day when his paragraph grows up.
May 4 - 08:00 PM
Can someone explain what it SO good about this movie? It's entertaining and pretty fun and pretty cool, but is that really enough to say that it's really good?
May 30 - 01:50 PM
I know I'm gonna love this movie but his Gang Bang reference was funny......
May 3 - 10:06 AM
Fellow Chi-towner on point with this review.
May 3 - 10:19 AM
Amazing review. Short. Funny. Straight to the point. No nerd pandering. This movie simply blew. I just came back from a free screening and feel like I should've been paid for that 2+ hours.
May 3 - 10:33 AM
You are sadly mistaken...this movie is totally worth watching. But hey this world can't be complete without both sides.
May 3 - 11:08 AM
I love gang bangs and comics... I will probably love this film
May 3 - 10:34 AM
You are awesome.
May 3 - 11:02 AM
May 20 - 03:19 AM
Well that one was certainly to the point! lol
May 3 - 10:38 AM
Why is this guy a "TOP CRITIC???" Take a look at his review and you'll see what I mean.
May 3 - 10:56 AM
Did he just say "gang bang" in a negitive movie review? This man is a moron of the highest order. The pleebs that ingest your drivel like its gospel should be rounded up and shipped to their own island.
May 3 - 11:01 AM
Haha, couldn't agree more :D
May 3 - 11:10 AM
May 3 - 02:38 PM
Show me 3 people who give a fuck.
May 3 - 04:00 PM
This review makes me ashamed to say that this fool of a reviewer is from Chicago. Cmon, gang bang video? I'm guessing you watch a ton of those. And he works for the reader a free newspaper that is a bloated waste of treesources.
Ben, it's time to move out of your parents basement. Sure your DC collection can come with you, along with your porn. It's one thing to review a movie negatively, but this was a cry for help.
May 3 - 11:19 AM
agreed, he should probably just try and get a real job. Internet movie reviews are the lost form of journalism.
May 3 - 01:03 PM
Oh? So presumably that applies equally to the positive reviews of the film as well? Or is it only the lowest form of journalism when it doesn't mirror your opinions?
May 3 - 05:13 PM
Here here! Let the man have an opinion, even if it's not the same as yours.
May 4 - 03:01 AM
no only when a good movie is compared to a gang bang does it become the "lowest form of journalism"
May 4 - 03:04 AM
Its not that he has an opinion, which if he had a valid one he could expound further on why the movie doesn't work. No, this is simply a case of trying be an attention whore. He a typical hipster, "Hey everybody look at me I hate this movie, I'm so cool"
Look at some of his other reviews that get higher praise Apollo 18?. This is him sitting around and seeing how many ppl will now look him up because he gave the the biggest Summer blockbuster the lowest review so his name would stick out.
May 4 - 12:12 PM
May 4 - 09:23 PM
this is why i like to go to the movies because you have guys like this being a critic
May 3 - 11:54 AM
(@ BEN SACHS) SO THAT MAKES THIS A BAD MOVIE? FUCK YOU. Not only is this not a valid review. You gave the movie a bad review because the director decided to incorporate elements that make his role in the film more apparent. You are a douche. You deserve to be fired.
May 3 - 11:55 AM
Well actually, what he said about Mr. Whedon is right and if I would have made that comment, I would have push the "fresh" button!
They have let him improvise instead of having been scarified by a marketing team.
May 3 - 12:01 PM
I totally agree. Seems like a complement in a wierd way.
May 3 - 03:57 PM
Marcel Van Driel
Funniest review of the movie yet! I've seen the movie twice now and it is by no means flawless, but it is a lot of fun. Just like a gang bang, I presume.
May 3 - 12:25 PM
This guy is NOT a top critic. Go the top critics section, he's not there! - http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marvels_the_avengers/reviews/?type=top_critics
May 3 - 12:32 PM
Yes he is 11th down the list on my screen with a little start below his name that says top critic.
May 4 - 07:53 PM
The blurb just in itself sounds so pretentious. This movie has been planned out for years, and they've poured hundreds of millions just to make it happen. What were you expecting, A Separation?
May 3 - 12:42 PM
you're human trash who barely understands cinema and only pretends to enjoy the pretentious drivel you so desperately pseudo appreciate.
May 3 - 01:02 PM
Yeah, he's human trash because you disagree about a movie. Think about that. A MOVIE. How old are you?
May 16 - 12:10 PM
Wow, people get so mad over a negative review LOL. Telling this guy to get a life? Ironically hilarious.
May 3 - 01:27 PM
What's worse is people telling him to "go to hell."
May 3 - 02:45 PM
Go to hell
May 3 - 01:30 PM
May 8 - 01:59 PM
Ben, you call this a review?
May 3 - 02:46 PM