Marvel's The Avengers Quotes

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    1. The Other: The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world, a human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead, and our force, our Chitauri, will follow. A world will be his. The Universe, yours. And the humans, what can the do but burn?
    – Submitted by Oliver R (7 days ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: This is a submarine?
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Really? They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?
    3. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Oh, this is much worse.
    – Submitted by Rachael R (16 days ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: There was a lot of buzz around here finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.
    – Submitted by Rachael R (16 days ago)
    1. Loki: Freedom. Life's biggest lie.
    – Submitted by Rachael R (16 days ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: You know, I think we were having a moment.
    2. Pepper Potts: I think I was having 12% of a moment.
    – Submitted by Rachael R (16 days ago)
    1. Captain America: There's only one God ma'am and I'm sure He doesn't dress like that!
    – Submitted by Alexandria P (19 days ago)
    1. Thor: Do not touch me again.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
    3. Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
    4. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
    5. Thor: This is beyond you metal man. Loki must face Asgardian justice
    6. Nick Fury: He gives up the cube he's all yours. Until then stay out of the way. Tourist.
    – Submitted by Isaiah R (49 days ago)
    1. Thor: Hand over the tesseract!
    2. Loki: I missed you too, brother.
    3. Thor: Do I seem to be in a gaming mood?
    – Submitted by Chris G (2 months ago)
    1. Loki: I have an army
    2. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk
    – Submitted by Rodrigo B (2 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Puny God!
    – Submitted by sam v (2 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.
    – Submitted by Nick M (3 months ago)
    1. Loki: Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL! [everyone becomes quiet and kneels before him]
    2. Loki: Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    – Submitted by Nohemi H (3 months ago)
    1. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: You better call it Coulson, cause I'm starting to root for this guy.
    – Submitted by Sally C (3 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: [to Banner] You really have got a handle on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
    2. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is everything a joke to you?
    3. Tony Stark: Funny things are.
    – Submitted by Brian G (5 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: In case it's unclear, if you try to escape, if you so much as scratch that glass...30,000 feet straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works? Ant. Boot.
    – Submitted by Christopher G (6 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: What I want to know is how he controlled their minds like a bunch of flying monkeys!
    2. Thor: I do not understand.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: I DO!
    4. Tony Stark: *rolls his eyes*
    5. Steve Rogers/Captain America: I understood that reference.
    – Submitted by Cami S (6 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    2. Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot!
    3. Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?
    – Submitted by Scott W (6 months ago)
    1. Young Shield Pilot: Target acquired.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: *jumps on the plane*
    3. Young Shield Pilot: Target angry! Target angry!
    – Submitted by Gerald Kristof D (7 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is this a submarine?
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Really? They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?
    – Submitted by Sheriea J (7 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something.
    – Submitted by Samantha J (7 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Jarvis, grow a spine. I'm on a date.
    – Submitted by Jimmy G (7 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Sir, put down the spear.
    – Submitted by Jimmy G (7 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Sorry, kids. You don't get to see my party trick after all.
    – Submitted by Ryan H (7 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: It looks like Christmas. Only with more...me.
    – Submitted by Cedrick D (7 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: You're gonna lose.
    2. Loki: Am I?
    3. Agent Phil Coulson: It's in your nature.
    4. Loki: Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky... where is my disadvantage?
    5. Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction.
    6. Loki: I don't think I...
    7. Agent Phil Coulson: [shoots Loki] So that's what it does...
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (7 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above eveyrybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
    2. Loki: The soldier. A man out of time.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: I'm not the one who's out of time.
    – Submitted by Cody H (7 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Jarvis, have you ever heard the tale of Jonah?
    2. Jarvis: I wouldn't consider him a role-model, sir.
    – Submitted by Jose R (7 months ago)
    1. Loki: What disadvantage do I have?
    2. Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction.
    – Submitted by Jose R (7 months ago)
    1. Loki: In the end, you will always kneel.
    – Submitted by Safra Z (7 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: How bad is it?
    2. Agent Phil Coulson: That's the problem sir. We don't know.
    – Submitted by Noel Joseph B (8 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Tourist.
    – Submitted by Noel Joseph B (8 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    2. Loki: And an ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    3. Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?
    – Submitted by Vincent T (8 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Make your move reindeer games.
    – Submitted by Tyler B (8 months ago)
    1. Loki: What is it you want?
    2. Black Widow: It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
    3. Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? (...) Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
    – Submitted by Mati M (8 months ago)
    1. Thor: [Thor crashes Loki into the ground] Where's the Tesseract?
    2. Loki: [Loki laying on his back laughing] Oh, I've missed you, too.
    – Submitted by Leslie P (8 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've chosen to ignore it!
    – Submitted by Andrew D (8 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [roars]
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: What the hell- What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
    – Submitted by Lauren P (8 months ago)
    1. The Other: The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world. A human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead. And our force, our Chitauri, will follow. The world will be his. The universe yours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
    1. Loki: I said kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
    1. Jarvis: Power to four-hundred percent capacity.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: How about that?
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: There was an idea... to bring together a group of remarkable people. To make them work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that... we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes.
    – Submitted by Ben M (9 months ago)
    1. Thor: I have unfinished business with him.
    2. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Yeah, well get in line.
    – Submitted by Raisa R (9 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: He's an astrophysicist.
    2. Thor: He's a friend.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (9 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Thor, what's his play?
    2. Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: An army. From outer space.
    4. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
    5. Thor: Selvig?
    6. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: He's an astrophysicist.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (9 months ago)
    1. Loki: How will your friends have time fighting me... [raises staff] When they are fighting you? [taps Tony Stark's arc reactor with his staff, and nothing happens] [taps it again] This usually works...
    2. Tony Stark: Performance issues, huh?
    – Submitted by Sydney S (9 months ago)
    1. Celebration Montage Interviewee: [Stan Lee playing chess, he appears on T.V.] Superheroes in New York?! It's all a hoax.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (9 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [after almost turning into the Hulk in front of Black Widow] I'm sorry. That was mean.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [observing Stark Tower] It's like Christmas, but with more...me.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: [pointing at Loki, then the button that will drop him out of the Helicarrier] Ant. Boot.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: I watched you sleep. Uh, I mean, I observed you while you were unconscious.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)
    1. Celebration Montage Interviewee: [played by Stan Lee, Marvel character creator] Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.
    – Submitted by Michael B (10 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Stark? We got him.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Banner?
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Just like you said.
    4. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you. [He and the Leviathan break out of a building and speed toward the rest of the Avengers]
    5. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I don't see how that's a party...
    – Submitted by Dexter M (10 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.
    2. Loki: Yes, I've met them.
    3. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    4. Loki: That was the plan.
    5. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (10 months ago)
    1. Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten you.
    3. Loki: You should have left your armor on for that.
    4. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage. You've got the blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?
    5. Loki: Stalling me won't change anything.
    6. Tony Stark/Iron Man: No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one.
    7. Loki: The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
    – Submitted by Dexter M (10 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: If we can't protect the earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (10 months ago)
    1. Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    2. Nick Fury: Free from what?
    3. Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (10 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Well let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine, or something.
    – Submitted by Ceinwen H (10 months ago)
    1. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Can you gimme a lift up there?
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Sure thing, better clench up, Legolas.
    – Submitted by Molly L (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: How will your friends have time for me...when they're too busy fighting you? *taps Tony Stark's chest where his blue glowing thing is* *nothing happens* *taps his chest again* This usually works...
    2. Tony Stark: Performance issues, huh?
    – Submitted by Hannah D (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tell him [Banner] to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: *Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I fail to see how this is a party...
    – Submitted by Hannah D (11 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [In Russian] Do you really think I'm pretty?
    – Submitted by Cerena L (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    2. Nick Fury: Free from what?
    3. Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    2. Nick Fury: Free from what?
    3. Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... [he turns to face Selvig who's standing behind him and places his spear against Selvig's heart]
    4. Loki: You will know peace. [he uses his abilities to control Selvig's mind]
    – Submitted by Branden M (11 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    2. Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    – Submitted by Branden M (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: [to crowd] Kneel before me. I said... KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    2. German Old Man: [Stands] Not to men like you.
    3. Loki: There are no men like me.
    4. German Old Man: There are always men like you.
    – Submitted by Branden M (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: In the end, it will be every man for himself.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.
    – Submitted by Dexter M (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakov's daughter, Tugenov, the hospital fire? Yes, Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... No, I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see the work he's done, and when he screams, I'll break his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
    – Submitted by Dexter M (11 months ago)
    1. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I've got him.
    – Submitted by Kathleen C (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Loki] Make your move, Reindeer Games.
    – Submitted by Brendan Q (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: [to Iron Man] If you want to threaten me, you should have left your suit on.
    – Submitted by Christine W (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: What is this, Shakespeare in the park?
    – Submitted by Christine W (11 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
    2. Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
    – Submitted by Cameron M (11 months ago)
    1. Thor: You ready for another bout?
    2. Captain America: What, you gettin' sleepy?
    – Submitted by Daniel A (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tell him to suit up I'm bringing the party to you.
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [big alien thing comes] I don't see how that's a party.
    – Submitted by Mollie W (11 months ago)
    1. Thor: Brother, listen to me. [gets pushed away by Iron Man]
    2. Loki: I'm listening..
    – Submitted by Suzanne T (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!
    – Submitted by Joshua L (11 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: You know, when you say 'peace', I kind of think you mean the other thing...
    – Submitted by Joshua L (11 months ago)
    1. The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
    – Submitted by Patrick Y (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench up, Legolas.
    – Submitted by Kathryn S (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: I am a god! You can not defeat me!
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [smashes Loki]
    – Submitted by Kim C (11 months ago)
    1. Loki: What have I to fear?
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mighiest Heroes' type thing.
    3. Loki: Yes, I've met them.
    4. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    – Submitted by Ripu D (11 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice.
    – Submitted by Kyle D (11 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: Barton's been compromised.
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Let me put you on hold.
    – Submitted by Rara S (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: What else [have] you got?
    2. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
    3. Tony Stark/Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...
    – Submitted by Ashley F (11 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Are you sure you can hold them off!
    2. Hawkeye: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure
    – Submitted by Dalton M (11 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.
    – Submitted by Elyse C (11 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Is this Shakespeare in the park?
    – Submitted by scott f (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Go on put on the suit lets go a couple rounds. [to Iron Man]
    2. Captain America: [explosion on Ship] Go on, go put on the suit!
    – Submitted by Krista U (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Hulk] Finally, somebody who speaks English.
    – Submitted by kyells E (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: I am a god! I will NOT be bullied by a--- [gets cut off]
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [starts slamming him around as if he were nothing]
    – Submitted by Wynne L (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
    – Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: We're not finished yet.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: And then shawarma after.
    – Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (12 months ago)
    1. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Why am I back? How did you get him out?
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Cognitive recalibration I hit you really hard in the head.
    3. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Thanks.
    – Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: Bilchsteim. You know; huge, scaly, big antlers. Yo don't have those?
    2. Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
    3. Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.
    – Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Did I hurt anybody?
    2. Security Guard: There's nobody around here to get hurt... You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.
    – Submitted by Shawn M (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Are you nuts?!
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [pauses while in conversation with another characters] Jury's out [continues conversation]
    – Submitted by Tracy A (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: As of right now, we are at war.
    – Submitted by Jed G (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: Brother, listen to me... [gets blown away by Iron Man]
    2. Loki: I'm listening.
    – Submitted by Jed G (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: His mind's like a bag of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
    – Submitted by Erin B (12 months ago)
    1. The Other: To challenge the earth is to court death.
    – Submitted by Kyle N (12 months ago)
    1. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: [picks up his bow from weapons case] I need a distraction and an eyeball.
    – Submitted by Frederick L (12 months ago)
    1. German Old Man: I do not kneel to men like you.
    2. Loki: There are no men like me.
    3. German Old Man: There will always be men like you.
    – Submitted by Frederick L (12 months ago)
    1. German Old Man: Son, you got a condition
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Yeah, I know...
    – Submitted by Adam S (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: I won't be surprised if the world isn't stranger.
    2. Nick Fury: I'll bet you $10 dollars on that.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: [on board the bridge of S.H.I.E.L.D's super heli-carrier. Looks around surprised in awestruck. Walks towards Nick Fury, handing him a $10 dollar bill]
    4. Nick Fury: [Nick Fury takes Steve Rogers $10 dollar bill]
    – Submitted by Frederick L (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: An intelligence agency that *fears* intelligence? Historically, not awesome.
    – Submitted by Allan M (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Always a way out. You know you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: A hero? Like you? You're a lab experiment Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a BOTTLE.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Put on the suit, let's go a couple rounds.
    – Submitted by Justin W (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice. You know it's really just a, just a huge honor to have you on board.
    2. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.
    – Submitted by Amanda J (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    2. Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    3. Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?
    – Submitted by Amanda J (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.
    2. Nick Fury: You say peace. I kind of think you mean the other thing.
    – Submitted by Amanda J (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Maria Hill: Those cards were in Coulson's locker.
    2. Nick Fury: I had to give them the push.
    – Submitted by Amanda J (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: You think you can hold them off?
    2. Hawkeye: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.
    – Submitted by Amanda J (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Where's Barton?
    2. Professor Erik Selvig: You mean the hawk? He's up in his nest.
    – Submitted by Amanda J (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: I'm not marching to Fury's fife
    2. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now we have to put that behind us and get this done. Now, Loki needs a power source. If we can put together-
    3. Tony Stark: [interrupting] It's personal...
    4. Steve Rogers/Captain America: That's not the point.
    5. Tony Stark: That IS the point. That's Loki's point. He'll get all of us right at where we live. Why?
    6. Steve Rogers/Captain America: To tear us apart.
    7. Tony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer's... great... but, he knows he has to take us out for him to win, right? THAT'S what he wants! He must beat us, he must be seen doing it... he wants an audience.
    8. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Right. We caught his act in Stuttgart...
    9. Tony Stark: Yeah. That's just previews... this is... this is opening night! And, Loki, he's a full-tilt diva... he wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a... monument built to the sky with his name plastered... [realises Loki's plan] Son of a bitch...
    – Submitted by THGhost . (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: I don't like it.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
    3. Captain America: I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.
    4. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?
    5. Captain America: What?
    6. Tony Stark/Iron Man: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle.
    7. Captain America: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
    8. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
    – Submitted by THGhost . (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime, top 10 floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's Candyland.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Thanks but, the last time I was in New York, I... kind of broke... Harlem.
    3. Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... [zaps Bruce]
    4. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Ow!
    5. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey! Are you nuts?
    6. Tony Stark: [to Bruce] Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
    7. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is everything a joke to you?
    8. Tony Stark: Funny things are!
    – Submitted by THGhost . (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: There's not many people who can sneak up on me.
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: But you figured I'd come.
    3. Loki: After. After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend, as a balm. And I would cooperate.
    4. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I wanna know what you've done to Agent Barton.
    5. Loki: I'd say I've expanded his mind.
    6. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?
    7. Loki: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
    8. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
    9. Loki: Tell me.
    10. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh...well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.
    11. Loki: And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
    12. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Not let you out-
    13. Loki: (Interrupting) Ah, no. But I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?
    14. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian. Or I was.
    15. Loki: And what are you now?
    16. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
    17. Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff's daughter? Sao Paulo? The hospital fire? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
    18. Loki: (Slams fist against the glass) I won't barter Barton! Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
    19. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: You're a monster.
    20. Loki: Oh, no. You brought the monster.
    21. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: So, Banner? That's your play?
    22. Loki: What?
    23. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: (Talks into earpiece) Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Set the door locked. (Turns to Loki) Thank you, for your cooperation.
    – Submitted by Matthew H (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was present while you were unconscious.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: This is just like Budapest, huh?
    2. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.
    – Submitted by Mohammad Fitri A (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
    – Submitted by Sara J (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: I have too much swag for this place!
    – Submitted by Roger E (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
    2. Pepper Potts: Oh, I was having 12% of it.
    – Submitted by Alex M (12 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything.
    2. Georgi Luchkov: I... don't give everything.
    – Submitted by Evan M (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Maria Hill: These cards were in Coulson's locker.
    2. Nick Fury: I had to give them the push.
    – Submitted by Frederick L (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: We're all fighting against you.
    2. Loki: No, they won't have time to pay attention to me. They'll be too busy fighting you.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Just put down the hammer.
    2. Thor: You want me to put the hammer down?
    – Submitted by Frederick L (12 months ago)
    1. Celebration Montage Interviewee: Superheroes? In New York? Gimme a break!
    – Submitted by Abel R (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: There are no men like me.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Pepper Potts: Oh! You must be here about the Avengers initiative! Which, of course, I know nothing about.
    2. Agent Coulson: Yes, I am.
    3. Tony Stark: I thought I didn't qualify. Apparently I'm - what was it? - volatile, self obsessed. And I don't play well with others.
    4. Pepper Potts: I did know that.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Hi! You've reached Tony Stark's life model answering machine. Please leave a message at the tone.
    2. Agent Coulson: [as he walks out of the elevator] Good evening Stark.
    3. Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Security breach! Your fault.
    4. Pepper Potts: Phil! It's great to see you!
    5. Tony Stark: Wait, why'd you call him Phil? I thought his first name is Agent.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: We're rounding up the Avengers. You get the big guy.
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I don't think I'm one of Mr. Stark's favorite people right now.
    3. Agent Coulson: No, I have Stark. You get the BIG guy.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Did I hurt anybody?
    2. Security Guard: No, there's nobody around here to hurt. You scared the h*ll out of some pigeons though!
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He's trying to manipulate you!
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Isn't that what you've been trying to do all along?
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: If everything is alright, then why do I get the feeling that Loki is the only one on this ship who wants to be here?
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Bruce, put down the spear.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Sorry guys, looks like you don't get to see my party trick after all.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [tackles Thor]
    2. Thor: Don't touch me again.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    2. Nick Fury: You threaten my world with war. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Jarvis: Shall I call Miss Potts, sir?
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: You might as well.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Call it Cap!
    2. Captain America: Barton, I need you on top of that building. Round up and shoot down all the strays you see. Iron Man, cover the skies. Don't let anything break that perimeter. Agent Romanoff and I will cover the ground and get these civilians out. Hulk, Smash.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: You're a monster!
    2. Loki: No, it is you who brought the monster.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: This cage, I think, was not designed to hold me.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
    2. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
    – Submitted by Krystoffer Dave L (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: Kneel before me. I said? KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It?s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life?s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Black Widow: I'll persuade you.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: You have heart.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I see better from a distance.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I elected to ignore it.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: You ever hear the tale of Jonah?
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Right...Army.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Seeing...still working on believing.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: This usually works.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: I'm not afraid to hit an old man.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: It seems to run on some form of electricity.
    – Submitted by K-Blao H (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    – Submitted by Stephen S (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Get Your Suit!
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yep.
    – Submitted by Collin R (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.
    2. Police Sergeant: Why should I take orders from you?
    3. Captain America: [kills a bunch of enemies]
    4. Police Sergeant: [on radio] I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: No hard feelings, buddy. You pack a nice wallup though!
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey, speak English.
    2. Tony Stark: You see the red lever? When I tell you to, pull it. That will give me enough time to get out.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: They believe that we are gods. Let's see if they're right!
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Yeah I realize you're a little behind the times being a Capsicle for so long.
    – Submitted by T R (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: I got that reference!
    – Submitted by Steve P (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
    – Submitted by Patrick L (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.
    – Submitted by Anne M (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
    – Submitted by Favour S (12 months ago)
    1. Jarvis: We will lose power before you cut through that shell.
    – Submitted by Isaac N (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: That's what she said!
    – Submitted by Lorne S (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench it, Legolas.
    – Submitted by Glenn B (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Jarvis, you ever here of the tale of Jonah?
    2. Jarvis: Sir, I wouldn't think of him as a role model!
    – Submitted by Larry M (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it.
    – Submitted by David F (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now....
    – Submitted by Shawn C (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: I am a King!
    2. Thor: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
    3. Loki: I don't have it... You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off. I know not where.
    4. Thor: You listen well, brother. [Stark slams into Thor and takes him off]
    5. Loki: I'm listening.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: I thought you were dead.
    2. Loki: Did you mourn?
    3. Thor: We all did.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: It's beautiful. It's like Christmas. But with more...me.
    – Submitted by Austin G (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Stark, we got him
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Banner?
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Just like you said.
    4. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    5. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Ahhh
    6. Thor: [growls]
    7. Black Widow: I..I don't see how that's a party.
    – Submitted by Alexander R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: He should've waited. He should've.....
    2. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Sometimes there isn't a way out Tony.
    3. Tony Stark: Right, never happened before.
    4. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
    5. Tony Stark: We are not soldiers!
    – Submitted by Alexander R (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Was he married?
    2. Tony Stark: No, there was a cellist, I think.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Sorry, he seemed like a good man.
    4. Tony Stark: He was an idiot.
    5. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Why? For believing?
    6. Tony Stark: For taking on Loki alone.
    7. Steve Rogers/Captain America: He was doing his job.
    – Submitted by Alexander R (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: In case you needed to kill me, but you can't I know I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.
    – Submitted by Alexander R (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: How does Fury see these?
    2. Agent Phil Coulson: He turns.
    3. Tony Stark: Wow, that sounds exhausting.
    – Submitted by Matt S (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.
    – Submitted by Shane S (12 months ago)
    1. Jarvis: 400% power.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: How about that!
    – Submitted by Noah D (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: I will not be bullied!
    – Submitted by David H (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: What? You getting Sleepy?
    – Submitted by Noah M (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
    – Submitted by Favour S (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.
    – Submitted by Romulo C (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: Oh, So that's what it does...
    – Submitted by Mike H (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench up, Legolas!
    – Submitted by David C (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: His first name is 'Agent.'
    – Submitted by Diego T (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Loki] There's no version of this where you win.
    – Submitted by Diego T (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Hey Natasha, you miss me?
    – Submitted by Kristine S (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: [fires gun at Loki] So thats what it does.
    – Submitted by Jijo V (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: You people are so petty! ...and so tiny!
    – Submitted by Sameen F (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: I'm listening...
    – Submitted by Woon K (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: You may not a threat but you should stop pretending to be a hero.
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: You're just a lab experiment, Rogers. Anything special about you came out of the lab bottles.
    – Submitted by Reinny T (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That is my secret captain, I'm always angry.
    – Submitted by Jocel V (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We are a time bomb!
    – Submitted by Alejandro R (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: I've been asleep for 70 years, I think I've had enough rest.
    – Submitted by Jaikishen S (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: What if I say no?
    2. Black Widow: We'll persuade you.
    – Submitted by Jaikishen S (12 months ago)
    1. Black Widow: This was nothing we were ever trained for.
    – Submitted by Jaikishen S (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: You came here with a mission sir, trying to get me back to the world?
    2. Nick Fury: Trying to save it.
    – Submitted by Jaikishen S (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: How desperate are you, you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    – Submitted by Jaikishen S (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    – Submitted by Puranjay K (12 months ago)
    1. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone]
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?
    – Submitted by Candy Q (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Hold on, Legolas.
    – Submitted by Juwon P (12 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: I am always angry.
    – Submitted by Anand B (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: Ever since you went missing people have been trying to replicate the serum that created you. Dr. Banner was part of one of these projects.
    2. Steve Rogers/Captain America: [watching footage of the Hulk] Didn't really work out for him did it?
    – Submitted by Dale J (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    – Submitted by Danny W (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: Listen closely to me, brother. [knocked by Tony Stark]
    2. Loki: I'm listening...
    – Submitted by Muhammad F (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Phil Coulson: You're gonna lose.
    2. Loki: Am I?
    3. Agent Phil Coulson: It's in your nature.
    – Submitted by trinh tuan k (12 months ago)
    1. Thor: [he throws a thunderbolt to Iron Man]
    2. Tony Stark/Iron Man: Power to 400% capacity.
    3. Tony Stark/Iron Man: How about that?
    – Submitted by R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: Ah, the super soldier of the great war.
    2. Captain America: Trust me, it wasn't that great.
    3. Loki: Mine will be.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: What is this? Shakespeare in the park?
    – Submitted by Jane Q (12 months ago)
    1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Have you got a suit?
    2. Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Yeah.
    3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: Then suit up.
    – Submitted by Arthur G (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
    2. Tony Stark: We are not soldiers!
    – Submitted by Phil K (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: [to Thor] Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?
    – Submitted by Pattie C (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.
    – Submitted by Favour S (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Stark, We need a plan of attack!
    2. Tony Stark: I have a plan: Attack!
    – Submitted by Mich M (12 months ago)
    1. Pepper Potts: Hey, Phil!
    2. Tony Stark: Phil? I thought his first name was Agent.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    – Submitted by Jan d (12 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: As long as we're certain that the world's going to end, we're going to act as if it's going to keep spinning.
    – Submitted by Jan d (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: You better not have kissed me.
    – Submitted by Manasseh Ephraim D (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: So that's what it does.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (12 months ago)
    1. Loki: Do you always fall for that?
    – Submitted by Facebook U (12 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
    – Submitted by Facebook U (12 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: I watched you while you slept.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (12 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Hulk? Smash.
    – Submitted by Hayden D (13 months ago)
    1. Agent Coulson: I think they need a time out!
    – Submitted by Bill H (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: It's an impressive cage. not built, I think, for me.
    2. Nick Fury: Built for something a lot stronger than you.
    3. Loki: Oh, I've heard, the mindless beast. Let's pray he's still a man. How Desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    4. Nick Fury: How deperate am I? You threaten our world with war, you steal a force you cant hope to control, you talk of peace but you kill because it's fun. You have made me VERY desperate. You might not be glad that you did.
    5. Loki: Ooh, it burns you to have come so close, to have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all of mankind to share? And then to be reminded of what real power is...
    6. Nick Fury: Well let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.
    – Submitted by Aaron B (13 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Puny god.
    – Submitted by James P (13 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: I like donuts for my friends...
    2. Nick Fury: Stay focused Tony.
    – Submitted by Joi T (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: There is only one God, and I don't think he dresses like that.
    – Submitted by Oly P (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Hulk..... Smash!
    – Submitted by John E (13 months ago)
    1. Thor: You are all so petty... and tiny!
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: You threaten my world with war. You might not be glad that you did.
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: What are you prepared to do?
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Doctor Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: ...Thanks.
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor. Under that what are you?
    2. Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: What have I to fear?
    2. Tony Stark: The Avengers...what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. Earth's mightiest heroes type thing
    3. Loki: Yes. I've met them
    4. Tony Stark: Yeahhh
    – Submitted by Chris C (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: What have I to fear?
    2. Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.
    3. Loki: Yes. I've met them
    4. Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction i'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod. A super soldier, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    5. Loki: That was the plan.
    – Submitted by William C (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: What are you trying to get me back into the world?
    2. Nick Fury: Trying to save it.
    – Submitted by Chinar P (13 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
    – Submitted by Samya M (13 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so that when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Agent Maria Hill: Who would bring those people together and not expect what happened?
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: ...Thanks.
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Lets do a head count. A couple of master assassins, a demigod, a super soldier... and you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    2. Loki: I have an army.
    3. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk!
    – Submitted by THGhost . (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
    2. Tony Stark: Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist...
    – Submitted by Jim C (13 months ago)
    1. Black Widow: Will you come inside, Dr. Banner?
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: What if I said...No?
    3. Black Widow: I'll persuade you.
    – Submitted by Chubby M (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Hulk, smash!
    – Submitted by Daniel A (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: How desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you.
    2. Nick Fury: You've made me very desperate.
    – Submitted by Zachary H (13 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: War has started. And we are hopelessly out-gunned!
    – Submitted by Bill H (13 months ago)
    1. Thor: What are you asking me to do?
    – Submitted by Bill H (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: You here with a mission sir? Trying to get me back into the world?
    2. Nick Fury: Trying to save it!
    – Submitted by Bill H (13 months ago)
    1. Black Widow: This is nothing we were ever trained for.
    – Submitted by Bill H (13 months ago)
    1. Agent Maria Hill: You would bring those people together and not expect what happened.
    – Submitted by George M (13 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Were not a team, were a time bomb.
    – Submitted by George M (13 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that away and what are you?
    2. Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?
    – Submitted by Phil L (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: What have I to fear?
    2. Tony Stark: Let's do a head count. A couple of mastered assassins...a demi-god...a super soldier...And you've managed to piss off every singe one of us.
    3. Loki: I have an army.
    4. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk..... Yeah [smiles]
    – Submitted by Raisa R (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: I have an army.
    2. Tony Stark: We have a HULK.
    – Submitted by Alejandro K (13 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (13 months ago)
    1. Loki: How desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (13 months ago)
    1. Hawkeye: I got him.
    – Submitted by Raisa R (14 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Apparently, I'm....what is it... Volatile, Self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
    – Submitted by Kyle S (14 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: I'm bringing the party to you.
    – Submitted by Abdul R (14 months ago)
    1. Black Widow: This is nothing we were ever trained for.
    – Submitted by Robert Benjamin C (14 months ago)
    1. Black Widow: We were never trained for this.
    – Submitted by Robert Benjamin C (14 months ago)
    1. Loki: How desperate are you that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    2. Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.
    – Submitted by Pádraig H (14 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team..we're a time bomb.
    – Submitted by Sreyas K (14 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Men who want to rule the world end up getting just six feet of it.
    – Submitted by Jeffrey O (14 months ago)
    1. Captain America: A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
    2. Tony Stark: Uh genius, billionaire playboy, philanthropist.
    – Submitted by Nabz A (14 months ago)
    1. Loki: I have an army.
    2. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
    – Submitted by Antoinne M (14 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.
    – Submitted by Nelson V (14 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: I still believe in superheros.
    – Submitted by Jondede 0 (14 months ago)
    1. Loki: How desperate are you that you'd call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    2. Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.
    – Submitted by Jackson H (14 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team. We're a time bomb.
    – Submitted by Jackson H (14 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.
    – Submitted by Banra P (14 months ago)
    1. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team, we're a time bomb!
    – Submitted by Chris C (14 months ago)
    1. Loki: I have an army.
    2. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (15 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: No offense but I don't play well with others!
    – Submitted by Geramie T (15 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Let?s do a head count. We have two trained assassins, a demi-God, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend?
    2. Loki: I have an army!
    3. Tony Stark: We have a hulk!
    – Submitted by Steven G (15 months ago)
    1. Captain America: A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
    2. Tony Stark: Uh genius, billionaire playboy, philanthropist.
    3. Thor: Haha.
    – Submitted by Nathaniel D (16 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: If we can't save the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.
    – Submitted by Nelson V (16 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Gentlemen, you're up.
    – Submitted by David G (17 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people. So when we needed them, they could fight the battles, that no one could.
    – Submitted by Lou Z (18 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    2. Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Thanks.
    – Submitted by Kaleb T (18 months ago)
    1. Loki: You were made to be ruled. In the end, it'll be every man for himself.
    – Submitted by Isie M (18 months ago)
    1. Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
    2. Tony Stark: Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
    – Submitted by James S (19 months ago)
    1. Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.
    – Submitted by Noel Joseph B (19 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: [narrating] And there came a day... a day unlike any other... when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat... to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand... on that day, The Avengers were born.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (21 months ago)
    1. Nick Fury: Gentlemen! You're up.
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (21 months ago)

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