Marvel's The Avengers Quotes

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  • Jarvis:
    Sir, the Mark VII is not ready for deployment.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Well then skip the spinning rims, we're on the clock!
    ‐ Submitted by Henry J (11 months ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Have you ever had shawarma?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    *grunts*
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is but I wanna try it.
    ‐ Submitted by Henry J (11 months ago)

  • Loki:
    I have an army!
    Tony Stark:
    We have a Hulk.
    ‐ Submitted by Sean R (15 months ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
    ‐ Submitted by Sean R (15 months ago)

  • Loki:
    What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark:
    The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.
    Loki:
    Yes. I've met them
    Tony Stark:
    Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction i'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod. A super soldier, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki:
    That was the plan.
    Tony Stark:
    Not a great plan.
    ‐ Submitted by shanelle o (18 months ago)

  • Captain America:
    There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like "that."
    ‐ Submitted by Annie B (21 months ago)

  • Thor:
    Be careful what you say, he is my brother!
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    He killed 80 people today.
    Thor:
    He was adopted.
    ‐ Submitted by Eric K (24 months ago)

  • Agent Maria Hill:
    Since when did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Last night.
    ‐ Submitted by Dora D (24 months ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    That man is playing galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    How does fury even see these?
    Agent Maria Hill:
    He turns.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Sounds exhausting.
    ‐ Submitted by Dora D (24 months ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    That man has a brain full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
    Thor:
    Have care of how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asguard. And he is my brother.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    He killed 80 people in two days,
    Thor:
    He's adopted.
    ‐ Submitted by Dora D (24 months ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    How'd you get him out?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Cognitive recalibration
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    I hit you really hard on the head
    ‐ Submitted by Dora D (24 months ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?
    ‐ Submitted by Dora D (24 months ago)

  • Captain America:
    Stark we need a plan of attack!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    I have a plan. Attack!
    ‐ Submitted by Dora D (24 months ago)

  • The Other:
    The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world, a human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead, and our force, our Chitauri, will follow. A world will be his. The Universe, yours. And the humans, what can the do but burn?
    ‐ Submitted by Oliver R (2 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    This is a submarine?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Really? They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Oh, this is much worse.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (2 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    There was a lot of buzz around here finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Freedom. Life's biggest lie.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    You know, I think we were having a moment.
    Pepper Potts:
    I think I was having 12% of a moment.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (2 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    There's only one God ma'am and I'm sure He doesn't dress like that!
    ‐ Submitted by Alexandria P (2 years ago)

  • Thor:
    Do not touch me again.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Then don't take my stuff.
    Thor:
    You have no idea what you are dealing with.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
    Thor:
    This is beyond you metal man. Loki must face Asgardian justice
    Nick Fury:
    He gives up the cube he's all yours. Until then stay out of the way. Tourist.
    ‐ Submitted by Isaiah R (2 years ago)

  • Thor:
    Hand over the tesseract!
    Loki:
    I missed you too, brother.
    Thor:
    Do I seem to be in a gaming mood?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris G (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I have an army
    Tony Stark:
    We have a Hulk
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo B (2 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Puny God!
    ‐ Submitted by sam v (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick M (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL! [everyone becomes quiet and kneels before him]
    Loki:
    Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    ‐ Submitted by Nohemi H (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    [to Banner] You really have got a handle on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Is everything a joke to you?
    Tony Stark:
    Funny things are.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian G (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    In case it's unclear, if you try to escape, if you so much as scratch that glass...30,000 feet straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works? Ant. Boot.
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher G (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    What I want to know is how he controlled their minds like a bunch of flying monkeys!
    Thor:
    I do not understand.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    I DO!
    Tony Stark:
    *rolls his eyes*
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    I understood that reference.
    ‐ Submitted by Cami S (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki:
    An ant has no quarrel with a boot!
    Nick Fury:
    You planning to step on us?
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (2 years ago)

  • Young Shield Pilot:
    Target acquired.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    *jumps on the plane*
    Young Shield Pilot:
    Target angry! Target angry!
    ‐ Submitted by Gerald Kristof D (2 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Is this a submarine?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Really? They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?
    ‐ Submitted by Sheriea J (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something.
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha J (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Jarvis, grow a spine. I'm on a date.
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmy G (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Sir, put down the spear.
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmy G (2 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Sorry, kids. You don't get to see my party trick after all.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan H (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    It looks like Christmas. Only with more...me.
    ‐ Submitted by Cedrick D (2 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    You're gonna lose.
    Loki:
    Am I?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    It's in your nature.
    Loki:
    Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky... where is my disadvantage?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    You lack conviction.
    Loki:
    I don't think I...
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    [shoots Loki] So that's what it does...
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above eveyrybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
    Loki:
    The soldier. A man out of time.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    I'm not the one who's out of time.
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Jarvis, have you ever heard the tale of Jonah?
    Jarvis:
    I wouldn't consider him a role-model, sir.
    ‐ Submitted by Jose R (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    What disadvantage do I have?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    You lack conviction.
    ‐ Submitted by Jose R (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    In the end, you will always kneel.
    ‐ Submitted by Safra Z (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    How bad is it?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    That's the problem sir. We don't know.
    ‐ Submitted by Noel Joseph B (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Tourist.
    ‐ Submitted by Noel Joseph B (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki:
    And an ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    Nick Fury:
    You planning to step on us?
    ‐ Submitted by Vincent T (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Make your move reindeer games.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler B (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    What is it you want?
    Black Widow:
    It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
    Loki:
    Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? (...) Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
    ‐ Submitted by Mati M (2 years ago)

  • Thor:
    [Thor crashes Loki into the ground] Where's the Tesseract?
    Loki:
    [Loki laying on his back laughing] Oh, I've missed you, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Leslie P (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've chosen to ignore it!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew D (2 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    [roars]
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    What the hell- What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
    ‐ Submitted by Lauren D (2 years ago)

  • The Other:
    The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world. A human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead. And our force, our Chitauri, will follow. The world will be his. The universe yours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I said kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Jarvis:
    Power to four-hundred percent capacity.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    How about that?
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    There was an idea... to bring together a group of remarkable people. To make them work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that... we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben M (2 years ago)

  • Thor:
    I have unfinished business with him.
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Yeah, well get in line.
    ‐ Submitted by Raisa R (2 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    He's an astrophysicist.
    Thor:
    He's a friend.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (2 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Thor, what's his play?
    Thor:
    He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    An army. From outer space.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
    Thor:
    Selvig?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    He's an astrophysicist.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (2 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How will your friends have time fighting me... [raises staff] When they are fighting you? [taps Tony Stark's arc reactor with his staff, and nothing happens] [taps it again] This usually works...
    Tony Stark:
    Performance issues, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Sydney S (2 years ago)

  • Celebration Montage Interviewee:
    [Stan Lee playing chess, he appears on T.V.] Superheroes in New York?! It's all a hoax.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (2 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    [after almost turning into the Hulk in front of Black Widow] I'm sorry. That was mean.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    [observing Stark Tower] It's like Christmas, but with more...me.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    [pointing at Loki, then the button that will drop him out of the Helicarrier] Ant. Boot.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    I watched you sleep. Uh, I mean, I observed you while you were unconscious.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)

  • Celebration Montage Interviewee:
    [played by Stan Lee, Marvel character creator] Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (2 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Stark? We got him.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Banner?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Just like you said.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you. [He and the Leviathan break out of a building and speed toward the rest of the Avengers]
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    I don't see how that's a party...
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.
    Loki:
    Yes, I've met them.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki:
    That was the plan.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten you.
    Loki:
    You should have left your armor on for that.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage. You've got the blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?
    Loki:
    Stalling me won't change anything.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one.
    Loki:
    The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    If we can't protect the earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    Nick Fury:
    Free from what?
    Loki:
    Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Well let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine, or something.
    ‐ Submitted by Ceinwen H (3 years ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Can you gimme a lift up there?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Sure thing, better clench up, Legolas.
    ‐ Submitted by Molly L (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How will your friends have time for me...when they're too busy fighting you? *taps Tony Stark's chest where his blue glowing thing is* *nothing happens* *taps his chest again* This usually works...
    Tony Stark:
    Performance issues, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah D (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Tell him [Banner] to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    *Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I fail to see how this is a party...
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah D (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    [In Russian] Do you really think I'm pretty?
    ‐ Submitted by Cerena L (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    Nick Fury:
    Free from what?
    Loki:
    Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    Nick Fury:
    Free from what?
    Loki:
    Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... [he turns to face Selvig who's standing behind him and places his spear against Selvig's heart]
    Loki:
    You will know peace. [he uses his abilities to control Selvig's mind]
    ‐ Submitted by Branden M (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki:
    An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    ‐ Submitted by Branden M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    [to crowd] Kneel before me. I said... KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    German Old Man:
    [Stands] Not to men like you.
    Loki:
    There are no men like me.
    German Old Man:
    There are always men like you.
    ‐ Submitted by Branden M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    In the end, it will be every man for himself.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakov's daughter, Tugenov, the hospital fire? Yes, Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... No, I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see the work he's done, and when he screams, I'll break his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
    ‐ Submitted by Dexter M (3 years ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    I've got him.
    ‐ Submitted by Kathleen C (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    [to Loki] Make your move, Reindeer Games.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan Q (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    [to Iron Man] If you want to threaten me, you should have left your suit on.
    ‐ Submitted by Christine W (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    What is this, Shakespeare in the park?
    ‐ Submitted by Christine W (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
    Loki:
    I'm not overly fond of what follows...
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron M (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    You ready for another bout?
    Captain America:
    What, you gettin' sleepy?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel A (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Tell him to suit up I'm bringing the party to you.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    [big alien thing comes] I don't see how that's a party.
    ‐ Submitted by Mollie W (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    Brother, listen to me. [gets pushed away by Iron Man]
    Loki:
    I'm listening..
    ‐ Submitted by Suzanne T (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua L (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    You know, when you say 'peace', I kind of think you mean the other thing...
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua L (3 years ago)

  • The Other:
    Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick Y (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Clench up, Legolas.
    ‐ Submitted by Kathryn S (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I am a god! You can not defeat me!
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    [smashes Loki]
    ‐ Submitted by Kim C (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mighiest Heroes' type thing.
    Loki:
    Yes, I've met them.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    ‐ Submitted by Ripu D (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle D (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    Barton's been compromised.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Let me put you on hold.
    ‐ Submitted by Rara S (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    What else [have] you got?
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    And he didn't invite me...
    ‐ Submitted by Ashley F (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Are you sure you can hold them off!
    Hawkeye:
    Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure
    ‐ Submitted by Dalton M (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.
    ‐ Submitted by Elyse C (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Is this Shakespeare in the park?
    ‐ Submitted by scott f (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Go on put on the suit lets go a couple rounds. [to Iron Man]
    Captain America:
    [explosion on Ship] Go on, go put on the suit!
    ‐ Submitted by Krista U (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    [to Hulk] Finally, somebody who speaks English.
    ‐ Submitted by kyells E (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I am a god! I will NOT be bullied by a--- [gets cut off]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    [starts slamming him around as if he were nothing]
    ‐ Submitted by Wynne L (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    We're not finished yet.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    And then shawarma after.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (3 years ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Why am I back? How did you get him out?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Cognitive recalibration I hit you really hard in the head.
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Thanks.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    Bilchsteim. You know; huge, scaly, big antlers. Yo don't have those?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    Don't think so.
    Thor:
    They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyzalon Alice J (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Did I hurt anybody?
    Security Guard:
    There's nobody around here to get hurt... You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.
    ‐ Submitted by Shawn M (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Are you nuts?!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    [pauses while in conversation with another characters] Jury's out [continues conversation]
    ‐ Submitted by Tracy A (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    As of right now, we are at war.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    Brother, listen to me... [gets blown away by Iron Man]
    Loki:
    I'm listening.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    His mind's like a bag of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
    ‐ Submitted by Erin B (3 years ago)

  • The Other:
    To challenge the earth is to court death.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle N (3 years ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    [picks up his bow from weapons case] I need a distraction and an eyeball.
    ‐ Submitted by Frederick L (3 years ago)

  • German Old Man:
    I do not kneel to men like you.
    Loki:
    There are no men like me.
    German Old Man:
    There will always be men like you.
    ‐ Submitted by Frederick L (3 years ago)

  • German Old Man:
    Son, you got a condition
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Yeah, I know...
    ‐ Submitted by Adam S (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    I won't be surprised if the world isn't stranger.
    Nick Fury:
    I'll bet you $10 dollars on that.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    [on board the bridge of S.H.I.E.L.D's super heli-carrier. Looks around surprised in awestruck. Walks towards Nick Fury, handing him a $10 dollar bill]
    Nick Fury:
    [Nick Fury takes Steve Rogers $10 dollar bill]
    ‐ Submitted by Frederick L (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    An intelligence agency that *fears* intelligence? Historically, not awesome.
    ‐ Submitted by Allan M (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Always a way out. You know you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    A hero? Like you? You're a lab experiment Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a BOTTLE.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Put on the suit, let's go a couple rounds.
    ‐ Submitted by Justin W (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice. You know it's really just a, just a huge honor to have you on board.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda J (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki:
    An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    Nick Fury:
    You planning to step on us?
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda J (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.
    Nick Fury:
    You say peace. I kind of think you mean the other thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda J (3 years ago)

  • Agent Maria Hill:
    Those cards were in Coulson's locker.
    Nick Fury:
    I had to give them the push.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda J (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    You think you can hold them off?
    Hawkeye:
    Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda J (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Where's Barton?
    Professor Erik Selvig:
    You mean the hawk? He's up in his nest.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda J (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    I'm not marching to Fury's fife
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now we have to put that behind us and get this done. Now, Loki needs a power source. If we can put together-
    Tony Stark:
    [interrupting] It's personal...
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    That's not the point.
    Tony Stark:
    That IS the point. That's Loki's point. He'll get all of us right at where we live. Why?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    To tear us apart.
    Tony Stark:
    Yeah, divide and conquer's... great... but, he knows he has to take us out for him to win, right? THAT'S what he wants! He must beat us, he must be seen doing it... he wants an audience.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Right. We caught his act in Stuttgart...
    Tony Stark:
    Yeah. That's just previews... this is... this is opening night! And, Loki, he's a full-tilt diva... he wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a... monument built to the sky with his name plastered... [realises Loki's plan] Son of a bitch...
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    I don't like it.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
    Captain America:
    I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?
    Captain America:
    What?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle.
    Captain America:
    Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime, top 10 floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's Candyland.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Thanks but, the last time I was in New York, I... kind of broke... Harlem.
    Tony Stark:
    Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... [zaps Bruce]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Ow!
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Hey! Are you nuts?
    Tony Stark:
    [to Bruce] Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Is everything a joke to you?
    Tony Stark:
    Funny things are!
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    There's not many people who can sneak up on me.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    But you figured I'd come.
    Loki:
    After. After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend, as a balm. And I would cooperate.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    I wanna know what you've done to Agent Barton.
    Loki:
    I'd say I've expanded his mind.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?
    Loki:
    Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
    Loki:
    Tell me.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh...well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.
    Loki:
    And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Not let you out-
    Loki:
    (Interrupting) Ah, no. But I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian. Or I was.
    Loki:
    And what are you now?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
    Loki:
    Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff's daughter? Sao Paulo? The hospital fire? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
    Loki:
    (Slams fist against the glass) I won't barter Barton! Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    You're a monster.
    Loki:
    Oh, no. You brought the monster.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    So, Banner? That's your play?
    Loki:
    What?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    (Talks into earpiece) Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Set the door locked. (Turns to Loki) Thank you, for your cooperation.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew H (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was present while you were unconscious.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    This is just like Budapest, huh?
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    You and I remember Budapest very differently.
    ‐ Submitted by Mohammad Fitri A (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    I have too much swag for this place!
    ‐ Submitted by Roger E (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    I thought we were having a moment.
    Pepper Potts:
    Oh, I was having 12% of it.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex M (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything.
    Georgi Luchkov:
    I... don't give everything.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan M (3 years ago)

  • Agent Maria Hill:
    These cards were in Coulson's locker.
    Nick Fury:
    I had to give them the push.
    ‐ Submitted by Frederick L (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    We're all fighting against you.
    Loki:
    No, they won't have time to pay attention to me. They'll be too busy fighting you.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Just put down the hammer.
    Thor:
    You want me to put the hammer down?
    ‐ Submitted by Frederick L (3 years ago)

  • Celebration Montage Interviewee:
    Superheroes? In New York? Gimme a break!
    ‐ Submitted by Abel R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    There are no men like me.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Pepper Potts:
    Oh! You must be here about the Avengers initiative! Which, of course, I know nothing about.
    Agent Coulson:
    Yes, I am.
    Tony Stark:
    I thought I didn't qualify. Apparently I'm - what was it? - volatile, self obsessed. And I don't play well with others.
    Pepper Potts:
    I did know that.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Hi! You've reached Tony Stark's life model answering machine. Please leave a message at the tone.
    Agent Coulson:
    [as he walks out of the elevator] Good evening Stark.
    Tony Stark:
    [to Pepper] Security breach! Your fault.
    Pepper Potts:
    Phil! It's great to see you!
    Tony Stark:
    Wait, why'd you call him Phil? I thought his first name is Agent.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    We're rounding up the Avengers. You get the big guy.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    I don't think I'm one of Mr. Stark's favorite people right now.
    Agent Coulson:
    No, I have Stark. You get the BIG guy.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Did I hurt anybody?
    Security Guard:
    No, there's nobody around here to hurt. You scared the h*ll out of some pigeons though!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    He's trying to manipulate you!
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Isn't that what you've been trying to do all along?
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    If everything is alright, then why do I get the feeling that Loki is the only one on this ship who wants to be here?
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Bruce, put down the spear.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Sorry guys, looks like you don't get to see my party trick after all.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    [tackles Thor]
    Thor:
    Don't touch me again.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury:
    You threaten my world with war. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Jarvis:
    Shall I call Miss Potts, sir?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    You might as well.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Call it Cap!
    Captain America:
    Barton, I need you on top of that building. Round up and shoot down all the strays you see. Iron Man, cover the skies. Don't let anything break that perimeter. Agent Romanoff and I will cover the ground and get these civilians out. Hulk, Smash.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    You're a monster!
    Loki:
    No, it is you who brought the monster.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    This cage, I think, was not designed to hold me.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
    ‐ Submitted by Krystoffer Dave L (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Kneel before me. I said? KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It?s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life?s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Black Widow:
    I'll persuade you.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    You have heart.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    I see better from a distance.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I elected to ignore it.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    You ever hear the tale of Jonah?
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Right...Army.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Seeing...still working on believing.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    This usually works.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    You lack conviction.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    I'm not afraid to hit an old man.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    It seems to run on some form of electricity.
    ‐ Submitted by K-Blao H (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    ‐ Submitted by Stephen S (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Get Your Suit!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Yep.
    ‐ Submitted by Collin R (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.
    Police Sergeant:
    Why should I take orders from you?
    Captain America:
    [kills a bunch of enemies]
    Police Sergeant:
    [on radio] I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    No hard feelings, buddy. You pack a nice wallup though!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Hey, speak English.
    Tony Stark:
    You see the red lever? When I tell you to, pull it. That will give me enough time to get out.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    They believe that we are gods. Let's see if they're right!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Yeah I realize you're a little behind the times being a Capsicle for so long.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    I got that reference!
    ‐ Submitted by Steve P (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick L (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.
    ‐ Submitted by Anne M (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
    ‐ Submitted by Favour S (3 years ago)

  • Jarvis:
    We will lose power before you cut through that shell.
    ‐ Submitted by Isaac N (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    That's what she said!
    ‐ Submitted by Lorne S (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Clench it, Legolas.
    ‐ Submitted by Glenn B (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Jarvis, you ever here of the tale of Jonah?
    Jarvis:
    Sir, I wouldn't think of him as a role model!
    ‐ Submitted by Larry M (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it.
    ‐ Submitted by David F (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    If it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now....
    ‐ Submitted by Shawn C (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I am a King!
    Thor:
    Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
    Loki:
    I don't have it... You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off. I know not where.
    Thor:
    You listen well, brother. [Stark slams into Thor and takes him off]
    Loki:
    I'm listening.
    ‐ Submitted by Augustine S (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    I thought you were dead.
    Loki:
    Did you mourn?
    Thor:
    We all did.
    ‐ Submitted by Augustine S (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    It's beautiful. It's like Christmas. But with more...me.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Stark, we got him
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Banner?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Just like you said.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Ahhh
    Thor:
    [growls]
    Black Widow:
    I..I don't see how that's a party.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    He should've waited. He should've.....
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Sometimes there isn't a way out Tony.
    Tony Stark:
    Right, never happened before.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
    Tony Stark:
    We are not soldiers!
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander R (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Was he married?
    Tony Stark:
    No, there was a cellist, I think.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Sorry, he seemed like a good man.
    Tony Stark:
    He was an idiot.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Why? For believing?
    Tony Stark:
    For taking on Loki alone.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    He was doing his job.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander R (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    In case you needed to kill me, but you can't I know I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    How does Fury see these?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    He turns.
    Tony Stark:
    Wow, that sounds exhausting.
    ‐ Submitted by Matt S (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.
    ‐ Submitted by Shane S (3 years ago)

  • Jarvis:
    400% power.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    How about that!
    ‐ Submitted by Noah D (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I will not be bullied!
    ‐ Submitted by David H (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    What? You getting Sleepy?
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
    ‐ Submitted by Favour S (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Romulo C (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    Oh, So that's what it does...
    ‐ Submitted by Mike H (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Clench up, Legolas!
    ‐ Submitted by David C (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    His first name is 'Agent.'
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    [to Loki] There's no version of this where you win.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Hey Natasha, you miss me?
    ‐ Submitted by Kristine S (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    [fires gun at Loki] So thats what it does.
    ‐ Submitted by Jijo V (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    You people are so petty! ...and so tiny!
    ‐ Submitted by Sameen F (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I'm listening...
    ‐ Submitted by Woon K (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    You may not a threat but you should stop pretending to be a hero.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    You're just a lab experiment, Rogers. Anything special about you came out of the lab bottles.
    ‐ Submitted by Reinny T (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    That is my secret captain, I'm always angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Jocel V (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    We are a time bomb!
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro R (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    I've been asleep for 70 years, I think I've had enough rest.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaikishen S (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    What if I say no?
    Black Widow:
    We'll persuade you.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaikishen S (3 years ago)

  • Black Widow:
    This was nothing we were ever trained for.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaikishen S (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    You came here with a mission sir, trying to get me back to the world?
    Nick Fury:
    Trying to save it.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaikishen S (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How desperate are you, you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    ‐ Submitted by Jaikishen S (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Puranjay K (3 years ago)

  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:
    [shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?
    ‐ Submitted by Candy Q (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Hold on, Legolas.
    ‐ Submitted by Juwon P (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    I am always angry.
    ‐ Submitted by One T (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    Ever since you went missing people have been trying to replicate the serum that created you. Dr. Banner was part of one of these projects.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    [watching footage of the Hulk] Didn't really work out for him did it?
    ‐ Submitted by Dale J (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Danny W (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    Listen closely to me, brother. [knocked by Tony Stark]
    Loki:
    I'm listening...
    ‐ Submitted by Muhammad F (3 years ago)

  • Agent Phil Coulson:
    You're gonna lose.
    Loki:
    Am I?
    Agent Phil Coulson:
    It's in your nature.
    ‐ Submitted by trinh tuan k (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    [he throws a thunderbolt to Iron Man]
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    Power to 400% capacity.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    How about that?
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Ah, the super soldier of the great war.
    Captain America:
    Trust me, it wasn't that great.
    Loki:
    Mine will be.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man:
    What is this? Shakespeare in the park?
    ‐ Submitted by Jane Q (3 years ago)

  • Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Have you got a suit?
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye:
    Yeah.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America:
    Then suit up.
    ‐ Submitted by Arthur G (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
    Tony Stark:
    We are not soldiers!
    ‐ Submitted by Phil K (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    [to Thor] Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?
    ‐ Submitted by Pattie C (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.
    ‐ Submitted by Favour S (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Stark, We need a plan of attack!
    Tony Stark:
    I have a plan: Attack!
    ‐ Submitted by Mich M (3 years ago)

  • Pepper Potts:
    Hey, Phil!
    Tony Stark:
    Phil? I thought his first name was Agent.
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Jan d (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    As long as we're certain that the world's going to end, we're going to act as if it's going to keep spinning.
    ‐ Submitted by Jan d (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    You better not have kissed me.
    ‐ Submitted by Manasseh Ephraim D (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    So that's what it does.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    Do you always fall for that?
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    I watched you while you slept.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Hulk? Smash.
    ‐ Submitted by Hayden D (3 years ago)

  • Agent Coulson:
    I think they need a time out!
    ‐ Submitted by Bill H (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    It's an impressive cage. not built, I think, for me.
    Nick Fury:
    Built for something a lot stronger than you.
    Loki:
    Oh, I've heard, the mindless beast. Let's pray he's still a man. How Desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury:
    How deperate am I? You threaten our world with war, you steal a force you cant hope to control, you talk of peace but you kill because it's fun. You have made me VERY desperate. You might not be glad that you did.
    Loki:
    Ooh, it burns you to have come so close, to have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all of mankind to share? And then to be reminded of what real power is...
    Nick Fury:
    Well let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron B (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Puny god.
    ‐ Submitted by James P (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    I like donuts for my friends...
    Nick Fury:
    Stay focused Tony.
    ‐ Submitted by Joi T (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    There is only one God, and I don't think he dresses like that.
    ‐ Submitted by Oly P (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Hulk..... Smash!
    ‐ Submitted by John E (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    You are all so petty... and tiny!
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    You threaten my world with war. You might not be glad that you did.
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    What are you prepared to do?
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Doctor Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    ...Thanks.
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Big man in a suit of armor. Under that what are you?
    Tony Stark:
    Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark:
    The Avengers...what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. Earth's mightiest heroes type thing
    Loki:
    Yes. I've met them
    Tony Stark:
    Yeahhh
    ‐ Submitted by Chris C (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark:
    The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.
    Loki:
    Yes. I've met them
    Tony Stark:
    Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction i'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod. A super soldier, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki:
    That was the plan.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    What are you trying to get me back into the world?
    Nick Fury:
    Trying to save it.
    ‐ Submitted by Chinar P (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
    ‐ Submitted by Samya M (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so that when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Agent Maria Hill:
    Who would bring those people together and not expect what happened?
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    ...Thanks.
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Lets do a head count. A couple of master assassins, a demigod, a super soldier... and you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki:
    I have an army.
    Tony Stark:
    We have a Hulk!
    ‐ Submitted by THGhost . (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
    Tony Stark:
    Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist...
    ‐ Submitted by Jim C (3 years ago)

  • Black Widow:
    Will you come inside, Dr. Banner?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    What if I said...No?
    Black Widow:
    I'll persuade you.
    ‐ Submitted by Chubby M (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Hulk, smash!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel A (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you.
    Nick Fury:
    You've made me very desperate.
    ‐ Submitted by Zachary H (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    War has started. And we are hopelessly out-gunned!
    ‐ Submitted by Bill H (3 years ago)

  • Thor:
    What are you asking me to do?
    ‐ Submitted by Bill H (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    You here with a mission sir? Trying to get me back into the world?
    Nick Fury:
    Trying to save it!
    ‐ Submitted by Bill H (3 years ago)

  • Black Widow:
    This is nothing we were ever trained for.
    ‐ Submitted by Bill H (3 years ago)

  • Agent Maria Hill:
    You would bring those people together and not expect what happened.
    ‐ Submitted by George M (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Were not a team, were a time bomb.
    ‐ Submitted by George M (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Big man in a suit of armour. Take that away and what are you?
    Tony Stark:
    Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?
    ‐ Submitted by Phil L (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark:
    Let's do a head count. A couple of mastered assassins...a demi-god...a super soldier...And you've managed to piss off every singe one of us.
    Loki:
    I have an army.
    Tony Stark:
    We have a Hulk..... Yeah [smiles]
    ‐ Submitted by Raisa R (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I have an army.
    Tony Stark:
    We have a HULK.
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro K (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.
    ‐ Submitted by Augustine S (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you.
    ‐ Submitted by Augustine S (3 years ago)

  • Hawkeye:
    I got him.
    ‐ Submitted by Raisa R (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Apparently, I'm....what is it... Volatile, Self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle S (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    I'm bringing the party to you.
    ‐ Submitted by Abdul R (3 years ago)

  • Black Widow:
    This is nothing we were ever trained for.
    ‐ Submitted by Robert Benjamin C (3 years ago)

  • Black Widow:
    We were never trained for this.
    ‐ Submitted by Robert Benjamin C (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How desperate are you that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury:
    You have made me very desperate.
    ‐ Submitted by Pádraig H (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    We're not a team..we're a time bomb.
    ‐ Submitted by Sreyas K (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Men who want to rule the world end up getting just six feet of it.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeffrey O (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
    Tony Stark:
    Uh genius, billionaire playboy, philanthropist.
    ‐ Submitted by Nabz A (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I have an army.
    Tony Stark:
    We have a Hulk.
    ‐ Submitted by Antoinne M (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.
    ‐ Submitted by Nelson V (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    I still believe in superheros.
    ‐ Submitted by Jondede 0 (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    How desperate are you that you'd call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury:
    You have made me very desperate.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackson H (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    We're not a team. We're a time bomb.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackson H (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    You have made me very desperate.
    ‐ Submitted by Banra P (3 years ago)

  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    We're not a team, we're a time bomb!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris C (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    I have an army.
    Tony Stark:
    We have a Hulk.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    No offense but I don't play well with others!
    ‐ Submitted by Geramie T (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Let?s do a head count. We have two trained assassins, a demi-God, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend?
    Loki:
    I have an army!
    Tony Stark:
    We have a hulk!
    ‐ Submitted by Steven G (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
    Tony Stark:
    Uh genius, billionaire playboy, philanthropist.
    Thor:
    Haha.
    ‐ Submitted by Nathaniel D (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    If we can't save the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.
    ‐ Submitted by Nelson V (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Gentlemen, you're up.
    ‐ Submitted by David G (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people. So when we needed them, they could fight the battles, that no one could.
    ‐ Submitted by Lou Z (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk:
    Thanks.
    ‐ Submitted by Kaleb T (3 years ago)

  • Loki:
    You were made to be ruled. In the end, it'll be every man for himself.
    ‐ Submitted by Isie M (3 years ago)

  • Captain America:
    Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
    Tony Stark:
    Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
    ‐ Submitted by James S (3 years ago)

  • Tony Stark:
    If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.
    ‐ Submitted by Noel Joseph B (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    [narrating] And there came a day... a day unlike any other... when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat... to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand... on that day, The Avengers were born.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Nick Fury:
    Gentlemen! You're up.
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro O (3 years ago)

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