M*A*S*H Quotes

The top M*A*S*H quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

  • Maj. Hot Lips:
    Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Sgt. Gorman:
    Goddamn army. Goddamn army. Goddamn army jeep.
    ‐ Submitted by Forrest P (4 years ago)

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