May

May

69%
  • R, 1 hr. 34 min.
  • Drama, Horror
  • Directed By:
    Lucky McKee
    In Theaters:
    Jun 6, 2003 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jul 15, 2003
  • Lionsgate Releasing
  • May
    2 minutes 2 seconds
    Added: May 9, 2008

May Quotes

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    1. May Canady: Where's Polly?
    2. Ambrosia: In the head. Polly, hurry up in there! I've been drinking vodka all night and I have to piss like a racehorse!
    3. May Canady: [giggles] hm-hm
    4. Ambrosia: (gets annoyed and mimics May's giggle) - UM-HM!
    5. May Canady: You have really beautiful legs.
    6. Ambrosia: I thought they were gams?
    7. May Canady: Gams, stems, wheels, whatever. Give us a little spin, doll.
    8. Ambrosia: Huh?
    9. May Canady: Turn around for me.
    10. Ambrosia: You are so fu*king weird. I don't know what Polly sees in you.
    11. May Canady: Polly doesn't see anything. Turn around, Miss Grable.
    12. Ambrosia: Okay, doll (she does a sexy spin) How was that?
    13. May Canady: Beautiful [May stabs Ambrosia in the temple with a scalpel, killing her]
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: You're funny. You want to watch me file?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: So what do you do, May?
    2. May Canady: I work at the animal hospital. And I sew.
    3. Adam: Okay. Animal hospital.
    4. May Canady: Some people think it's kind of gross.
    5. Adam: I love gross.
    6. May Canady: Really?
    7. Adam: Mm-hmm. Disgust me, please.
    8. May Canady: Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well, a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess [Adam stares in disgust] I had to sew that one back up.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: Do you feel weird doing this?
    2. May Canady: I am weird.
    3. Polly: I love weird.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: There's an Argenta playing at the Beverly in 15 minutes. I took the afternoon off. They're showing 'Trauma.'
    2. May Canady: Is that a movie?
    3. Adam: You've never seen 'Trauma'?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Mama: I've always said, 'If you can't find a friend, make one.'
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: (to her doll) - I'll bet you're wondering what I'm making. Okay, I'll tell you. I saw someone today; a boy. You know how when you meet someone...and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the bench. And sometimes, you end up not liking any parts at all. But this boy is different. I like every part of him. Especially his hands, they're beautiful. Don't be mad, you've been my friend my whole life. And you see me, you always have, but I need a real friend. Someone I can hold.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: Whatcha reading about?
    2. May Canady: Amputation.
    3. Adam: Is that for work?
    4. May Canady: Nope. It's just for fun.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: What the hell is a scupel?
    2. May Canady: Scalpel?
    3. Polly: Ohhhh.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: Does this stuff freak you out?
    2. May Canady: Nothing freaks me out.
    3. Adam: That's right, it wouldn't, would it? (Adam pulls out a fake knife) You're on to me. I'm a psycho.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: Shut up, hooker!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: I love your hands. I think they're beautiful.
    2. Adam: I used to be a hand model.
    3. May Canady: I could see you doing that.
    4. Adam: I'm kidding, May.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Blank: Hey, you want to go get some Jujubes with me?
    2. May Canady: What's the point?
    3. Blank: (looks saddened) - I'm just trying to be friendly.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: Do you like pussy?
    2. May Canady: What?
    3. Polly: Cats! You like pussy cats?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Blank: (opens up May's freezer and sees a dead cat inside) - What the fu*k is that?
    2. May Canady: A friend.
    3. Blank: Whoa. This is some sick sh*t.
    4. May Canady: So, are we like best friends now that you've seen what's in my freezer?
    5. Blank: You fu*king freak. I'm not going to be your friend.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: My grandma said it's imperfections that make you special.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: Race cars?
    2. Adam: What's that? Oh, yeah! (embarrassed, he tries to hide his underpants) My, uh, girlfriend bought me these.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Blank: (after taking off his shirt because of the 'heat') - Ah fuuuuu*k! I'm still burning up. Do you have any ice I can rub on my nipples?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: It's girl's night out tonight, you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest. Not much of it though.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: May, you know you are my number one hot momma.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: See me. See me. See me.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Young May: What's wrong with my eye, mama?
    2. Mama: Doctor says its lazy eye. But, we're going to make you look perfect.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: (opens his front door and sees May standing there) - May, you scared the hell out of me! What are you doing out here?
    2. May Canady: Nothing.
    3. Adam: How long have you been standing out here?
    4. May Canady: Since about 2:00.
    5. Adam: You haven't really been standing out here for two hours, have you?
    6. May Canady: (smiles) - What do you think?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: You don't think I'm weird?
    2. Adam: I do think you're weird.
    3. May Canady: I knew that.
    4. Adam: I like weird. I like weird a lot.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: (when asked if she had 'any cold ones? in her cooler; containing actual body parts) Yes, I do.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: (May tries kissing him, but she gets too rough and Adam backs off) - Whoa! Jesus Christ! Who taught you how to kiss?
    2. May Canady: (referring to her doll) - Suzie.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Polly: Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: (after showing May his student made horror film) - So, what did you think?
    2. May Canady: It was sweet.
    3. Adam: It was sweet?
    4. May Canady: I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little far-fetched.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: I need more parts.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. May Canady: (to Suzy, the doll) - I told you to face the goddamn wall!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: (while kissing May for the first time, she bites his lip) - Owe! God damn it! (Adam looks around her room and sees May's weird doll) ...What the fu*k is that? (he then notices his lip is bleeding) ...Oh, fu*k, I'm bleeding.
    2. May Canady: I know. [May begins sexually wiping Adams blood on her body]
    3. Adam: (weirded out by May's action) - May, what are you doing? Please. I need a towel. [May just smiles at him, still wiping his blood on her] I think, I think I'm gonna go.
    4. May Canady: What?
    5. Adam: I'll see you around.
    6. May Canady: (referring to Adams student horror film) - But it's just like your movie.
    7. Adam: May, this is weird.
    8. May Canady: (smiles) - You like weird.
    9. Adam: (looks at her disgusted) - Not that weird. [Adam walks out of her room]
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

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