The musical number that runs during the closing credits is funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
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Reviews Counted:46
Fresh:1
Rotten:45
Average Rating:1.9/10
Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence.
Runtime: 87 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Jan 25, 2008 Wide
Box Office: $38,011,770
Synopsis: Writers/producers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE) use the film 300 as the basis for their latest spoof. Born to be the perfect Spartan, Leonidas (Sean Magiure)... Writers/producers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE) use the film 300 as the basis for their latest spoof. Born to be the perfect Spartan, Leonidas (Sean Magiure) faces numerous trials en route to becoming a man, including a face-off with the penguin from HAPPY FEET. Once he has proven himself, Leonidas not only becomes king, but also marries superhot (and slightly slutty) Margot (Carmen Electra). When Leonidas learns that Persia's King Xerxes (Ken Davitian, BORAT) plans to make Sparta his own, he has his captain (Kevin Sorbo, HERCULES) recruit Sparta's finest and prepare them for battle against invading Persian forces. Unfortunately, that amounts to only 13 half-naked men with painted-on abs who literally prance to their destination. To make matters worse, Spartan councilman Traitoro (Diedrich Bader) is, well, a traitor. Still, Leonidas and his men face their enemy in battle, riffing on STOMP THE YARD, GHOST RIDER, TRANSFORMERS, and numerous other films along the way, as well as the video game GRAND THEFT AUTO. Freidberg and Seltzer poke fun at virtually every recent cultural phenomenon and pop culture personality, including Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton, DANCING WITH THE STARS, AMERICAN IDOL, and DEAL OR NO DEAL. Even UGLY BETTY makes an appearance. Be prepared for an abundance of gross-out humor, spurts of bodily fluids, some sexual innuendo, and multiple jokes about homosexuality. Stick around after the musical finale as the credits start to roll: the deleted scenes prove to be some of the most amusing in the film. [More]
Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo
Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Screenwriter: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Producer: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Peter Safran
Composer: Christopher Lennertz
Studio: 20th Century Fox
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Release:
Jun 16, 2009
DVD Features:
- NTSC
- Keep Case
- Anamorphic Widescreen - 1.85
- Full Frame - 1.33
Audio:
- Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround - English, French
- Subtitles - English, French, Spanish - Optional
- Disc 1: Side A: MEET THE SPARTANS - Full Frame - 1.33
Additional Release Material:
Trailers:
- 1. Forced Trailers
- 2. Digital Copy Trailer
- 3. The Onion Movie
- 4. Burn Notice - Season 1
- 5. The Beast with a Billion Backs
- 6. Meet The Spartans
- Disc 1: Side B: MEET THE SPARTANS - Anamorphic Widescreen - 1.85
Additional Release Material:
Trailers:
- 1. Forced Trailers
- 2. Digital Copy Trailer
- 3. The Onion Movie
- 4. Burn Notice - Season 1
- 5. The Beast with a Billion Backs
- 6. Meet The Spartans
Reviews for Meet the Spartans
It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.
If you part ways with $12 for a ticket to see this thing -- that's before parking and popcorn -- you're barking mad.
It's mind-boggling to imagine that this witless, amateurish mess came from supposedly professional writers and directors.
Clocking in around 69 minutes total, Meet the Spartans is not a movie. All involved should feel slightly ashamed.
At the risk of praising with faint damning, Meet the Spartans isn't the worst film I've ever seen; however, I'm not suggesting that this feature-length parody of 300 is good in any way.
Witlessly crude and vulgar - it's my first Worst Movies of 2008 contender.
It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy.
Don't expect anything of depth and you won't be disappointed by this predigested pabulum.
Is its purported idiocy put to a worthwhile use, or is this just another stale retreat of MADtv?
While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.
You could teach a college course on what not to do in a comedy by showing Meet the Spartans.
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the team behind Meet the Spartans, prove that ridiculing other movies is much easier than making your own.
What's the point of making a parody that's dumber than the stuff it parodies?
Meet the Spartans is a downtrodden cinematic vacuuma sickening, derivative, shallow, condescending, utterly worthless piece of ....
It’s only about an hour and a quarter long, although a closing dance number stretches it out another few minutes. Brevity, it turns out, is also the soul of stupidity.
Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer basically reprise the tired formula from their earlier efforts, which is to throw in as many pop culture references as possible to cover up the lack of any real wit.
Speaking of YouTube, let me save you 65 minutes. Go to the website, type in United 300, and see a far funnier, far more clever 300 spoof that's only five minutes long. From last spring.
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