Megamind Quotes

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    1. Roxanne Ritchi: So, that's it? You're just giving up?
    2. MegaMind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl.
    – Submitted by Bhavik M (4 months ago)
    1. Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen!
    – Submitted by Rider F (17 months ago)
    1. Tighten: Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? Chicks don't like bouncy houses.
    2. Roxanne Ritchi: Good night Hal.
    3. Tighten: That's a soft yes on Thursday. Kicks news van in frustration. What's wrong with me? Renting a bouncy house? Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!
    – Submitted by Wendy N (19 months ago)
    1. Metro Man: Revenge is a dish best serve cold!
    2. MegaMind: Well it can easily re-heated... In the microwave of evil!
    – Submitted by Chad L (20 months ago)
    1. MegaMind: Oh!, My big giant blue head!
    – Submitted by Alejandra R (20 months ago)
    1. MegaMind: Oh! My big giant blue head!
    – Submitted by Alejandra R (20 months ago)
    1. Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated] Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
    – Submitted by Alejandra R (20 months ago)
    1. Warden: Good luck fellas!
    2. MegaMind: Were gonna die!
    3. Minion: Wait what?
    – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (21 months ago)
    1. MegaMind: Minion, Did you think this day would ever come?
    2. Minion: No way.. Not at all, sir. Never. Never in a million... I mean, Yes, I did.
    – Submitted by Sarath Chandra G (23 months ago)
    1. Lady Scott: A baby! How thoughtful....
    2. Lord Scott: [reading a newspaper] Yes, I saw it and thought of you.
    – Submitted by Jennifer R (23 months ago)
    1. MegaMind: Aahh, I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair.
    – Submitted by Jennifer R (23 months ago)
    1. Minion: [while in an argument with MegaMind] Well, good luck on your date!
    2. MegaMind: I will!
    3. Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
    4. MegaMind: I know!
    – Submitted by Cassie R (2 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Your a villian allright, just not a super one.
    2. Tighten: Oh ya, what's the difference?
    3. MegaMind: Presentation!
    – Submitted by Colton M (2 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Miss Ritchi... we meet again.
    2. Roxanne Ritchi: Would it kill you to wash the bag?
    – Submitted by argion e (2 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: This will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
    2. Metro Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
    3. Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
    4. MegaMind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you'll have to find us first!
    5. Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!
    6. MegaMind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!
    – Submitted by argion e (2 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Aloo.
    2. Minion: It's hello.
    3. MegaMind: Hello.
    – Submitted by Nicole S (2 years ago)
    1. Minion: I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl.
    2. MegaMind: Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!
    3. Minion: [screams]
    4. MegaMind: You heard me!
    5. Minion: [whispers] Who are you?
    – Submitted by Danny F (2 years ago)
    1. Minion: I'm your space stepmom!
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: [pretending to be Bernard] Well, I happened to be speed-walking nearby when I got your call.
    2. Roxanne Ritchi: In a suit?
    3. MegaMind: Uh, yes! It's called, 'formal speed-walking!'
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Tighten: There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: You dim-witted creation of science!
    2. Roxanne Ritchi: [over the phone] What?
    3. MegaMind: [pretending to be Bernard] Oh, not you Roxanne, I was just yelling at my... mother's urn!
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: [voice over] I have to admit, being good has it's perks.
    – Submitted by Hemanth C (3 years ago)
    1. Minion: [Bursts in singing 'Crazy Train' with the Venus de Milo statue] I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, sir!
    2. MegaMind: Hey, not now, Minion! I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
    – Submitted by Danny F (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Quick, the knock out spray!
    2. Minion: Okay. (Sprays, can is empty) There isn't any.
    3. MegaMind: Well use the forget-me-stick.
    4. Minion: Oh, right. (Minion whacks Tighten with the Forget-Me-Stick)
    – Submitted by Jacob D (3 years ago)
    1. Minion: Create a hero? Why would you do that?
    – Submitted by Danny F (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Where did you get all this stuff?
    2. Tighten: [Whispering] It doesn't belong to me.
    3. MegaMind: You stole it!
    4. Tighten: Pretty cool right?
    5. MegaMind: No no no! You're a hero!
    6. Tighten: Being a hero is for losers!
    – Submitted by Danny F (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Quick, disguise. [Megamind activates a hologram,]
    2. Minion: [while Minion puts on an apron and wig] What?
    3. MegaMind: You look fantastic.
    – Submitted by Mary A (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: [answering a cell phone] Ollo?
    2. Minion: Uh, it's "hello", sir.
    3. MegaMind: Oh... Hello? [to Minion] Like that?
    4. Minion: [gives him a thumbs-up]
    – Submitted by Mary A (3 years ago)
    1. MegaMind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Metro Man: All right, put your hands in the air!
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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