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Weekly Ketchup: Sony announces Men in Black III

Plus sequels for the new Star Trek, Dazed & Confused, and Eastern Promises

Right smack in the middle of this week was April Fool's Day, so some stories this week had to be always be viewed with a grain of salt, but there was indeed real movie news. And as usual, being true didn't stop some stories from still seeming ridiculous and incredible. In that spirit, starting this week, the Weekly Ketchup will be ending with the Rotten Story of the Week, the story that's just so weird that it would have to be an April Fool's Day joke (but isn't).


#1 MEN IN BLACK III: THEY'LL MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD... AGAIN

In the seven years since Men in Black II there have been occasional stories from Sony about plans to return to the comedic stories of the agents who protect Earth from our alien visitors. Most of these rumors circulated several years ago, and since then the concept of a Men in Black III has mostly receded from fan prominence. So it was a bit of a surprise this week at ShoWest when Sony announced (along with Ghostbusters III, which has had more press coverage lately) their plans to develop Men in Black III in time for a big summer, 2011 release. The details, however, basically stop there: no writer, no director and no indication from Sony as to who exactly might star in this theoretical Men in Black III. Obviously, the big draw would be Will Smith, but is he necessarily required for the franchise to continue? Although Smith was surely part of the appeal of the first two movies, the FX-heavy combination of live-action and CGI aliens seems like one that would be friendly to any new agent that might be recruited to protect us from aliens this time around.


#2 STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF... NO, PROBABLY NOT

Although the relaunch of Star Trek is still over a month away, Paramount is hot enough on the new franchise to hire that movie's writers, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (also the writing team behind Transformers and The Legend of Zorro), along with Lost producer and frequent writer Damon Lindelof, to start working on a Star Trek sequel. J.J. Abrams is also on board to produce with his Bad Robot Productions, but it is not yet known if he will also return as director. No details of the premise have been revealed, as Variety reports that the writers are waiting to see what aspects of Star Trek the fans respond to most. Paramount expects to have a script by Christmas of 2009, with a summer, 2011 release date being targeted. Although it may seem a bit presumptous to start working on a sequel before a movie is even released, Star Trek is undoubtedly a franchise that Paramount has a long history with, and wants a long future with as well, so the movie would have to be a complete bomb for them not to proceed with a Star Trek II.


#3 BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY REMAKE: LESS THAN ZERO CAN'T BE FAR OFF

MGM, which has been heavily focusing its development efforts on 1980s remakes (Robocop, Fame, Red Dawn, etc), has hired TV show runner Josh Schwartz (Chuck, Gossip Girl) to write and make his feature directorial debut with a remake of 1988's Bright Lights, Big City, which starred Michael J. Fox. Like that movie, the new project will be an adaptation of the 1984 novel of the same title by Jay McInerney, about a magazine writer in a failed marriage who numbs his worries through drugs, alcohol and sexual misadventures. It's as yet unknown whether Schwartz will be keeping the novel's 1980s setting, or contemporizing it for the 21st century. Josh Schwartz will start work on the adaptation after finishing his draft of X-Men: First Class, and a Gossip Girl spin off series called Lilly.


#4 EASTERN PROMISES TO GET AN UNEXPECTED SEQUEL

First off, if you have not yet seen Eastern Promises, I should note that the source of this story at MTV spoils the ending in the first sentence, but I won't do that to you. Anyway, the story here is that director David Cronenberg revealed to them that he is working on his first sequel (The Fly got a sequel, but Cronenberg didn't direct it), because while researching that thriller/drama about Russians living in London, Cronenberg found that he had more material than he could fit into the original film. Cronenberg is working with the first movie's screenwriter, Steven Knight (Dirty Pretty Things), and is looking forward to working with star Viggo Mortensen again, which will mark their third movie together (their first being A History of Violence). Cronenberg doesn't give any details about the story this time around (the first movie revolved around the baby of a dead Russian teenager), or whether Naomi Watts or Vincent Cassel might return.


#5 DAZED AND CONFUSED GETTING A NON-SEQUEL SEQUEL

After revisiting his little romantic drama Before Sunrise with a reunion movie called Before Sunset, director Richard Linklater is now working on a movie that will not be a direct sequel to his 1970s stoner comedy Dazed and Confused, but will at least be what he calls a "spiritual sequel." The project will not feature any of the characters from Dazed and Confused, but by being set during the first week of the new college school year in 1980, it is expected to still have the feel of following similar characters as they progress from high school to college. Another difference is that while Dazed and Confused featured football players, this new movie will instead focus on baseball. Linklater hopes to film this as-yet-untitled comedy in and around his hometown of Austin, Texas this summer and is currently hard at work trying to find financing so that can happen. Richard Linklater's most recently filmed movie, Me and Orson Welles, starring Zac Efron, is expected to be released sometime later this year.


#6 20TH CENTURY FOX IMAGINES THE WORLD WITHOUT US

Earlier this decade, 20th Century Fox took the non-fiction book The Coming Global Superstorm and turned it into the summer blockbuster The Day After Tomorrow. This week, Fox made a similar deal for the 2007 non-fiction book, The World Without Us, by Alan Weisman, with the I Am Legend writer/director team of Mark Protosevich (The Cell) and Francis Lawrence (Constantine) on board to make this big budget "tentpole" movie a priority. The concept of The World Without Us is a series of predictions of what how Earth, and life on Earth, will progress in a possible future in which human life is no more (for any of the many different reasons that could happen). Curiously, this scenario has also been a subject of a few recent TV documentaries: The Future is Wild in 2003, and both Aftermath: Population Zero and Life After People in 2008. The big question I would have for this movie is whether it will actually have a human cast, or just be a two hour movie showing animals roaming around our ruins. If so, will they be talking animals? Hopefully not. Protosevich is also working on the Oldboy remake for Steven Spielberg to direct and Will Smith to star, but THR reports that he will work on this project first. With this movie being eyed for a possible 2011 release that means another tentpole script by Protosevich might be released around the same time: Thor.


#7 WE CAN ONLY HOPE THIS TITLE DOESN'T CHANGE

While director Paul Weitz (In Good Company, American Dreamz) prepares to work with Robert DeNiro on Little Fockers, the duo have another project in the works which Weitz expects will be his next movie after Little Fockers. That movie is called Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, and is based upon a memoir by American poet Nick Flynn, about his troubled relationship with his father (DeNiro), a con man and bank robber, with Casey Affleck cast to star as Flynn. Weitz also wrote the screenplay and Focus Features will be distributing the project, which may start filming in 2010 after Weitz wraps up Little Fockers. Paul Weitz's most recent wrapped movie is Universal's Cirque du Freak, a bizarre story that combines vampires and freak show stars, and is now scheduled for an early 2010 release.


#8 TOBEY MAGUIRE TO GO FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF SPIN IN THE LIMIT

Tobey Maguire is producing and will star in the Columbia Pictures project The Limit, which is based upon an upcoming novel about the true story of the 1961 Grand Prix (Formula One) racing championship. The Limit will tell the story of friends Wolfgang von Trips and Phil Hill (Maguire), who were also rivals on the raceway. Although there aren't a lot of professional racing movies, there have been even fewer set in the world of Formula One racing, with the last studio movie (that I know of) being 1966's Grand Prix, directed by John Frankenheimer. Sylvester Stallone's Driven was originally envisioned as a Grand Prix movie, but Stallone was unable to work out rights, and so it was based upon the similar CART format instead. Tony Peckham (cowriter of Sherlock Holmes, Don't Say a Word) is adapting the script from the upcoming novel by Michael Cannell. There is no director yet, so there is a good chance that The Limit might be a project for Tobey Maguire after he wraps filming of Spider-Man 4 and Spider-Man 5 (also for Columbia), which are expected to film back-to-back.


#9 NICOLE KIDMAN AND AARON ECKHART GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

Aaron Eckhart is in talks to join Nicole Kidman in Rabbit Hole, an adaptation of a Broadway play by David Lindsay-Abaire (Inkheart; cowriter of Robots), who is also currently working with Sam Raimi on Spider-Man 4. Kidman is producing Rabbit Hole, which is about a happily married couple whose lives are interrupted when their young son dies in a car accident, and who struggle to return their lives to normalcy. In the original Broadway run, the couple was played by Cynthia Nixon (Sex and the City) and John Slattery (Mad Men, Desperate Housewives), and Lindsay-Abaire won the 2007 Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Rabbit Hole will be directed by John Cameron Mitchell, best known for directing and starring in both the stage and film versions of the awesome cabaret/rock musical, Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Filming is expected to start in May, 2009.


#10 PAUL BETTANY: FROM ANGELS TO VAMPIRES IN PRIEST

British actor Paul Bettany's eclectic filmography has included such roles as Russell Crowe's doctor friend in Master and Commander, the scary monk in The Da Vinci Code and the voice of Jarvis in Iron Man. Now in the pipeline for Bettany are the lead roles in the first two movies by a new director, Scott Charles Stewart, both of which are "genre movies." Already wrapped is Screen Gems' Legion, scheduled for January, 2010, in which Bettany plays the Archangel Michael, in a story about a waitress who discovers her unborn child is the coming Messiah. Screen Gems was apparently impressed with Bettany and Stewart's collaboration, because they are reuniting for Priest, an adaptation of a popular Korean Manwha comic book series. In Priest, which is set in a world that has been ravaged by hundreds of years of war between humans and vampires, Paul Bettany will play a "warrior priest" tracking down a band of vampires who have kidnapped his niece. It's also perhaps interesting to note that both Legion and Priest are set in the American Southwest, and that Priest's writer Cory Goodman is also working on the movie version of Kung Fu, another story set in the west.


"ROTTEN" IDEA OF THE WEEK

Inspired by April Fool's Day this week, the Weekly Ketchup is adding a new closer feature, focusing on the newly announced movie each week which has the distinction of being the most ridiculous or least advised concept that Hollywood has come up with each week. The movie that starts this new feature off is Easy A, a Screen Gems teen comedy directed by Will Gluck (Fired Up) that is inspired by Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic novel, The Scarlet Letter. Emma Stone (Superbad) is in talks to star as a girl who pretends to be the school slut in hopes that it will make her more popular, but then realizes that there are actually negative consequences of that sort of reputation, as her life begins to resemble that of Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter. Filming is expected to start later this month in Ojai, California. Easy A isn't the first movie to take a classic story and set it in high school; 10 Things I Hate About You was based upon Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew and Clueless loosely borrowed its premise from Jane Austen's Emma. However, this movie sounds like it twists The Scarlet Letter around in a rather strange way, and a teenage girl thinking that being perceived as the school slut is a good thing seems like such a stereotypical 21st century, post-Paris Hilton/Britney Spears concept.


For more Weekly Ketchup columns by Greg Dean Schmitz, check out the WK archive, and you can contact GDS through his MySpace page or via a RT forum message. Greg also blogs about the TV show Lost at TwoLosties.Blogspot.com.

Typhoon20

Typhoon20 on 04-3-2009 05:54 PM

MIB movie without Smith and Jones ?

HELL NAW.

King Thor

King Thor on 04-3-2009 06:30 PM

MIB III with no Smith or Jones would just be what "The Man Show" was after Corrola and Kimmel left.

Phantom_Lord

Phantom_Lord on 04-4-2009 07:12 PM

The man show sucked either way. We got a clone show here in Oz called "Blokes World" and u actually get to see tits, hear swearing and guess what...... It's entertaining too!. Silly american censorship!!!!! All the spidermans suck so making a 4th 1 aint no surprise. I wish this super heroe movie trend would just die in the arse!!! Fat fanboys are no reason to make a movie. More Star Trek will give us all a soundtrack for suicide! Dazed and Confused i am at why it would even be considered to make a sequel, oh yeah, no ones got an original idea anymore!!!!! MIB will be watchable as long as Smiths back and Little Fockers............... DAMN. Just give up DeNiro you are ruining your own legacy!!!!!!!!!! And thats how i see it.

Playboy Slim

Playboy Slim on 04-4-2009 08:14 PM

Okay Mr. Triple Post, I agree with you on the Man Show, it's sextist and brainless. But only one Spider-Man sucks, and that's number three. And superheroe movies shouldn't die because recently we've seen how great they can be.

Phantom_Lord

Phantom_Lord on 04-4-2009 07:15 PM

The man show sucked either way. We got a clone show here in Oz called "Blokes World" and u actually get to see tits, hear swearing and guess what...... It's entertaining too!. Silly american censorship!!!!! All the spidermans suck so making a 4th 1 aint no surprise. I wish this super heroe movie trend would just die in the arse!!! Fat fanboys are no reason to make a movie. More Star Trek will give us all a soundtrack for suicide! Dazed and Confused i am at why it would even be considered to make a sequel, oh yeah, no ones got an original idea anymore!!!!! MIB will be watchable as long as Smiths back and Little Fockers............... DAMN. Just give up DeNiro you are ruining your own legacy!!!!!!!!!! And thats how i see it.

Phantom_Lord

Phantom_Lord on 04-4-2009 07:17 PM

The man show sucked either way. We got a clone show here in Oz called "Blokes World" and u actually get to see tits, hear swearing and guess what...... It's entertaining too!. Silly american censorship!!!!! All the spidermans suck so making a 4th 1 aint no surprise. I wish this super heroe movie trend would just die in the arse!!! Fat fanboys are no reason to make a movie. More Star Trek will give us all a soundtrack for suicide! Dazed and Confused i am at why it would even be considered to make a sequel, oh yeah, no ones got an original idea anymore!!!!! MIB will be watchable as long as Smiths back and Little Fockers............... DAMN. Just give up DeNiro you are ruining your own legacy!!!!!!!!!! And thats how i see it.

jokerboy1991

jokerboy1991 on 04-3-2009 06:45 PM

Ugh, really? MIB III? I thought the second one was bad enough, but Will Smith will do anything if the check is big enough. I think a sequel to Eastern Promises is an actual decent idea... Also, I got so much crap whenever I was saying that Deadpool gets turned into that crappy looking Weapon XI, everyone here gave me crap saying I was wrong. Well guess what, I was right! So... BOO YAH! Well no, because it still irks me that Deadpool is going to lowered to that crappy looking character. But yeah I was right. It was pretty stupid though for people to watch that cut of Wolverine though, not just because its illegal, but its not the real movie.

King Thor

King Thor on 04-3-2009 06:52 PM

HEY JOKERBOY, i was one of those people at first till i read ur insightful article cuz i would refuse to believe that haha. but THAT AINT DEADPOOL. that is FOX's retarded wet dream of who Deadpool is.

Drakar

Drakar on 04-3-2009 07:28 PM

Seriously, *why* must they make a spider-man 4? 3 fell off, but tied up some of the threads pretty decently, but a 4th? Not counting Star Trek, when has the 4th movie in ANY franchise ever been any good? *cough*batman*cough*superman*cough*
'nuff said...

Drakar

Drakar on 04-3-2009 07:31 PM

Seriously, *why* must they make a spider-man 4? 3 fell off, but tied up some of the threads pretty decently, but a 4th? Not counting Star Trek, when has the 4th movie in ANY franchise ever been any good? *cough*batman*cough*superman*cough*
'nuff said...

Drakar

Drakar on 04-3-2009 07:32 PM

sorry for the doublepost :(

ZigBallistic

ZigBallistic on 04-3-2009 10:51 PM

James Bond continues to make sequels and almost every one of them is good. What are they on now 25 26? Lethal Weapon 4 wasn't too shabby either.

ZigBallistic

ZigBallistic on 04-3-2009 10:54 PM

And they are making yet another movie about some random broad giving birth to the zionist messiah.....again?......Seriously? I mean there is like a hundred more interesting religions than Christianity that have almost NEVER been mined by hollywood. Tink outdyde da box ppl.

Kokushi

Kokushi on 04-3-2009 07:48 PM

''That movie is called Another Bull**** Night in Suck City, and is based upon a memoir by American poet Nick Flynn, about his troubled relationship with his father (DeNiro), a con man and bank robber, with Casey Affleck cast to star as Flynn.''

Great news, cant wait to see it.

Playboy Slim

Playboy Slim on 04-3-2009 09:16 PM

When I heard Ryan Reynolds was playing Deadpool, I went into a coma. Then I saw him. I went right back into the coma.

I'm on the fence about "Spider-Man 4". "Spider-Man 3" was bad, very very bad, (3/10), so it might all be down hill. Or it could wash a the bad flavor of number 3 out of my mouth.

I didn't think "Men in Black II" was that bad. Not that good either. (6/10) I kind of liked it, I'll probaly never watch it again, but I liked it at the time. I don't think a third should be made.

RamALamADingDong

RamALamADingDong on 04-3-2009 09:24 PM

MIB III would basically suck without Smith and Jones. That would be like a Lethal Weapon without Gibson or Glover. It would just seem like a cheap imitation of the original regardless of the actual story.

As a die hard TOS/TNG Trekkie I'm still worried about what Star Trek '09 will do to established canon. So I'll have to wait till I see the movie before I start gushing/bashing the sequel.

Paints Hz Shirt Red

Paints Hz Shirt Red on 04-3-2009 09:25 PM

mib 3!? nnnnoooooooooooooooo!

The Vile

The Vile on 04-4-2009 05:41 AM

I always anticipate any new Linklater film, and a spiritual sequel to Dazed & Confused sounds like a perfect project. Here's hoping it turns out well.

danrice56

danrice56 on 04-4-2009 06:04 AM

bright lights, big deal:

"You are not the kind of guy who would usually be in a remake like this, but here you are, and you can not say that the terrain is entirely unfamiliar...."


easy a:

I'm waiting for "The Temp Pest", the wacky comedy about a temp employee at a firm that punishes her enemies by losing their memos and pay checks.

cypress550

cypress550 on 04-4-2009 06:57 AM

mib 3 is a bad choice, mib 3 without smith and jones a really bad choice

collex

collex on 04-4-2009 07:36 AM

Oh my god. Our world has really turned upside down when you have a movie in which a girl think turning into the school slut will make you more popular. I won't see that, not even for the sex scenes (which will probably be boring as hell anyway).

MIB III is not a bad or a good idea at this point. It's just an idea.

I must agree that most number 4 aren't that good. In the superhero genre, they are awful (never saw Superman 4, but I heard it's worst than 3, which was already awful), the fourth James Bond was Thunderball, which I personally didn't like. Most Horror franchise lose their steam starting with four (Freddy, Saw, Jason etc.) and we won't even talk about The Land Before Time
But on the other hand, Indiana Jones 4 and Die Hard 4 were quite good, if not on par with the original, but still quite good. And T4 looks awesome. So I can be cautiously optimistic for Spider-man Four.

chille

chille on 04-4-2009 01:16 PM

Wait, you do know that early weekly ketchup was a joke right? There's still know officila news on the villians, or story line.

MaxFisher14

MaxFisher14 on 04-4-2009 08:05 AM

Spider man 4 and 5 was the only good news this week. Spider Man 5: Kravens Last Hunt? Wha?!! Welcome back Mr.Raimi.

marvel-fan

marvel-fan on 04-4-2009 12:09 PM

the spiderman villains..that was an april fools joke.

Eric S.

Eric S. on 04-4-2009 08:56 AM

MIB III?! Omg the Second one was terrible, leave it at that. Eastern Promises 2 sounds good, and let the first Star Trek come out before the sequel talk.

Duckett H.

Duckett H. on 04-4-2009 10:00 AM

I think Easy A sounds amusing, in a way. I am excited for MIB III, because even if it is terrible it will be entertaining, and we will always have our memories of the first film so it doesn't matter if they screw it up.

Premo Beat

Premo Beat on 04-4-2009 10:02 AM

Dazed and Confused 2. Sweet. Too bad they can't do another one set in the 70s though- the music was far better in that period.

Fantasyfan23

Fantasyfan23 on 04-4-2009 12:19 PM

I think a MIB III is unnecessary. The second one was basically just a re-hash of the first one, so a third one would probably be even worse, especially if Will Smith isn't in it.

kaike_67

kaike_67 on 04-4-2009 10:52 PM

Damon Lindelof is not just a "'Lost' producer and frequent writer", Greg. He's one of the two showrunners, half of the masterminds behind the masterpiece!

Mr99

Mr99 on 04-5-2009 01:57 AM

MiBIII with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.

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