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  • Edgar: "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
    Cook: Alien: "Your proposal is acceptable."
    ‐ Submitted by Farti S (2 years ago)

  • J: My ears look funny.
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse K (2 years ago)

  • Jeebs: You insesitive jerk! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • J: You need to ease up out my face before something bad happen to you. Too late.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • J: So, big bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Edgar: YOU IDIOTS! You don't get it! I've won! It's over! You're milk-suckers! You don't matter. In fact, in a few seconds you won't even be matter.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • K: The roaches check in.
    J: They don't check out.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • J: Hey, where you going?
    K: [calmly] I'm going to get my gun back.
    ‐ Submitted by Robbie N (3 years ago)

  • J: [to startled passengers] It just be raining black people in New York!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • J: You see this?! N-Y-P-D means I-will-KNOCK-YOUR-PUNKASS-DOWN!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (3 years ago)

  • J: You do know elvis is dead? Right?
    K: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin B (4 years ago)

  • D: Do you know how many treaties you just violated?
    Mikey: One?
    K: One!
    D: Try seven.
    Mikey: Seven!
    ‐ Submitted by bob j (4 years ago)

  • K: Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
    ‐ Submitted by Jonathan R (4 years ago)

  • Edgar: Hey! This is my truck!
    Tow Truck Driver: Yeah. And make sure you tell them that down at the impound.
    Edgar: Agh! [reaches for his double barrel shotgun and cocks it]
    Tow Truck Driver: [whips out his revolver from his shirt] Please........
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (4 years ago)

  • J: [talking to the recently neutralized Beatrice] Why don't you go shopping, get some new clothes, pretty yourself up a bit.... Oh! And, get a decorator in her quick, cause... D*MN.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • K: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacities to an unlicensed, unauthorized cephalopoid? Jeebs, you piece of s***!
    Jeebs: He looked alright to me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jack B (4 years ago)

  • J: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
    ‐ Submitted by Pun C (4 years ago)

  • J: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
    K: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

  • J: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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