Men in Black II Quotes

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    1. Jay: Kay, he's a Ball-chinnian.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Jay: Old-Busted-Hotness.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Frank the Pug: Yada, yada. She's attractive, she's not that kind of species & I'm attractive.
    2. Jay: Am I supposed to take advice of love from a dude that chases his own ass?
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Jeebs: Oh great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothing's going to taste right!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Corn Face: You don't look too good.
    2. Jay: Yeah & you look like crap.
    3. Dog Poop: [laughs]
    4. Jay: I take that back. He looked liked crap.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Frank the Pug: Hey, Jay. Zero percent body fat.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Zed: Frank?
    2. Frank the Pug: Yeah?
    3. Zed: I'm going to need them together on this one.
    4. Frank the Pug: Ouch!
    5. Zed: I'm looking for a new assisstant, it's not field work but you'll get better dental.
    6. Frank the Pug: Dental?
    – Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)
    1. Creepy: Yeah pretty lady. [licks her] You taste good.
    2. Serleena: [eats him whole] Yeah, you too.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (23 months ago)
    1. Kay: OK here we go automatic pilot...It is not automatic pilot.
    2. Jay: He doesn't operate at hyper speed!
    3. Kay: I could really use a steering wheel here.
    4. Jay: We don't have no damm steering wheel this what we've got.
    – Submitted by Rasula C (2 years ago)
    1. Jay: You don't remember me but we use to work together.
    2. Kay: I never worked at a funeral home. There's something I could do for you, slick?
    – Submitted by John P (2 years ago)
    1. Kay: Does that come standard?
    2. Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)

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