Men in Black III Quotes

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    1. Boris the Animal: Let's agree to disagree.
    – Submitted by Jimmy G (11 months ago)
    1. Agent K: Boris the Animal!
    2. Boris the Animal: It's just Boris!
    – Submitted by Jimmy G (11 months ago)
    1. Agent J: You must be from the planet "Damn".
    – Submitted by Rated N (15 months ago)
    1. Boris the Animal: That's not possible!
    2. Agent J: Let's agree to disagree.
    – Submitted by Ben C (16 months ago)
    1. Griffin: Negative possibilities are multiplying as we speak.
    – Submitted by Arunima S (17 months ago)
    1. Griffin: This is my new favorite moment in human history! Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip... [he looks over to K's tip-less plate, then looks up. We see a meteorite heading for Earth]
    2. Agent K: [re-enters, and leaves a tip. He looks to Griffin] Almost forgot.
    3. Griffin: [the meteorite is intercepted by a satellite. Griffin looks to the camera] That was a close one!
    – Submitted by Slade U (19 months ago)
    1. Boris the Animal: I wouldn't do that...
    2. Prison Guard #2: Why not?
    3. Boris the Animal: It'll ruin your finger.
    – Submitted by Slade U (19 months ago)
    1. Griffin: Ah! That was a close one! [smile]
    – Submitted by Jimmy M (20 months ago)
    1. Griffin: A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (20 months ago)
    1. Agent J: This is how you see things?
    2. Griffin: It's a huge pain in the ass, but it has its moments!
    – Submitted by Andrew D (20 months ago)
    1. Agent J: My man, for real?
    – Submitted by Charlie M (22 months ago)
    1. Agent K: You know how I live such a happy life?
    2. Agent J: How you live such a happy life?
    3. Agent K: I don't ask questions. I don't want to know the answer to.
    4. Agent J: That's deep.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (23 months ago)
    1. Agent K: Let me enjoy this.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (23 months ago)
    1. Agent J: See, here's the problem. You can't smell it because your nose already smells like that, but my nose doesn't.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (23 months ago)
    1. Agent J: Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat. I think I just saw a tooth in that thing. or a claw. or a hoof.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (23 months ago)
    1. Jeffrey Price: But first we gotta get high.
    2. Agent J: My man, for real?
    3. Jeffrey Price: No, real high.
    – Submitted by Karli H (2 years ago)
    1. Agent J: How old are you?
    2. Young Agent K: 29.
    3. Agent J: Huh, You've got some city miles on you.
    – Submitted by Guido M (2 years ago)
    1. Jeffrey Price: Just jump.
    2. Agent J: You want me to jump?! I am NOT going to jump off this building!
    3. Jeffrey Price: Uh, time-JUMP?
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the man took my chocolate milk and he didnt say please.
    – Submitted by Whitney N (2 years ago)
    1. Agent J: ...What are those?
    2. Young Agent K: Jetpacks.
    – Submitted by Lee C (2 years ago)
    1. Boris the Animal: Let's agree to disagree.
    – Submitted by greta h (2 years ago)
    1. Boris the Animal: [to past self] I would kill you if I didn't value my own life.
    – Submitted by Wipeout M (2 years ago)
    1. Prison Guard #4: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating.
    2. Boris the Animal: When was the last time you conjugated anything?
    – Submitted by David S (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: Well, where there is death there will always be death.
    – Submitted by Johnson V (2 years ago)
    1. Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the President is drinking my milk.
    – Submitted by Allison V (2 years ago)
    1. Agent K: Do you know what's the most destructive force in the universe?
    2. Agent J: Sugar?
    3. Agent K: Regret.
    – Submitted by David M (2 years ago)
    1. Young Agent K: You lose somethin' over here, Honda?
    – Submitted by Daniel J (2 years ago)
    1. J: Hey, what day is it today?
    2. 1969 Man in Elevator: Um, Tuesday.
    3. J: No, I mean the date.
    4. 1969 Man in Elevator: The fifteenth.
    5. J: Of...
    6. 1969 Man in Elevator: July.
    7. J: My man, I mean the year.
    8. 1969 Man in Elevator: 1969.
    9. J: Thank you.
    – Submitted by Aidan C (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.
    – Submitted by Michael Z (2 years ago)
    1. Boris' Girlfriend: It's a cake.
    2. Prison Guard #2: I'll be the judge of that.
    3. Prison Guard #2: It appears to be some sort of cake.
    – Submitted by Ant W (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: My new favorite moment in the universe.
    – Submitted by Isabella I (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.
    – Submitted by Carmen M (2 years ago)
    1. Agent J: [to '69 police officers] ...And don't assume the car is stolen just because a black man is driving... well, I stole this one.. but not because I'm black!
    – Submitted by Krista M (2 years ago)
    1. Andy Warhol: I'll contact you when the happening has happened.
    – Submitted by Krista M (2 years ago)
    1. Neil Armstrong: I didn't see anything...
    – Submitted by Jared J (2 years ago)
    1. Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know about.
    2. Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Young Agent K: You have to trust the pie.
    – Submitted by Andrea R (2 years ago)
    1. Young Agent K: Your father was a hero..
    – Submitted by Adrian H (2 years ago)
    1. Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the president is drinking my milk.
    – Submitted by Julia D (2 years ago)
    1. Agent J: When I see a couple, I'm like OK.
    – Submitted by Julia D (2 years ago)
    1. Agent K: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
    – Submitted by Zakwannur O (2 years ago)
    1. Brain Alien: [the meteor crashes on the satellite and earth is saved] Oh.. that was close.
    – Submitted by Satyaki MadHatter D (2 years ago)
    1. Young Agent K: How do you know my name?
    – Submitted by Charlie M (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.
    – Submitted by Tonia B (2 years ago)
    1. J: K?
    2. Young Agent K: How do you know my name?
    – Submitted by Andreas K (2 years ago)
    1. J: Crazy, right? Two men talking to the wall, wall taking back? It's a mess. Hey, don't worry about it.
    – Submitted by Aaron K (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: All you gotta do is jump.
    2. J: You want me to jump?!
    3. Griffin: Time-jump.
    – Submitted by Aaron K (2 years ago)
    1. J: Okay, you know how your kid won a goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you flush it down the toilet? Well, this is what happens.
    – Submitted by Matthew K (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: First we gotta get high.
    2. J: My man, for real?
    3. Griffin: No, real HIGH.
    – Submitted by Abdul O (2 years ago)
    1. J: We're running out of time. We're running out of clues. And there's an invasion coming. So we really need to go right now.
    2. Young Agent K: Alright.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (2 years ago)
    1. J: K?
    2. Young Agent K: How do you know my name?
    – Submitted by Augustine S (2 years ago)
    1. Griffin: First we gotta get high.
    – Submitted by Nelson V (2 years ago)
    1. J: You want me to JUMP?
    – Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)

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