Men in Black III Reviews
FoxNews.com
Like so many sequels, "MIB3" lacks the charisma of the original "Men In Black."
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| Original Score: 5/10
CraveOnline
At some point in the future, probably not more than a couple of weeks, you'll realize that you barely remember seeing it.
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| Original Score: 4.5/10
Schmoes Know
It's just not good it's bland, it's dull. You would think you'd have an interesting story after all these years, think again. The aliens in this movie make Alf look like James Bond
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| Original Score: 1.9/5
Slant Magazine
More like an attempt to reenergize a franchise than rebottle the lightning that electrified the original.
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| Original Score: 2/4
The Popcorn Junkie
They used to protect us from the scum of the universe but now they're the scum of the cinema-verse
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
Flicks.co.nz
MiB 3 isn't a bad movie at all; it's simply a vapid one.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Kansas City Star
It may sound good as a screenwriter's pitch, but it's not much fun to watch.
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| Original Score: 2/4
Moviedex
This third installment doesn't do anything notable enough to justify the franchise's revival, critically lacking in ambition, originality and narrative direction.
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| Original Score: 3/5
Quickflix
J threatens to "pimpslap the shiznit" out of Andy Warhol, and the artist is befuddled by his ultra-hip parlance. If someone said that to me today, I too would assume they were a time-traveller, but from 1995 and not the future.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
The Mercury
Not bad but not memorable, it seems to only exist as a kind of nostalgic revival piece, a belated attempt to wring one last curtain-call from a long-dead series.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
WCCO.com
It's summer movie smack, and it leaves you hungry only for more of the same.
San Diego Union-Tribune
"Men in Black 3" is a bore.
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| Original Score: 1/4
Top CriticThis sequel is so lifeless and pointless that it moves beyond "unnecessary" into the realm of "unwanted" and "insulting."
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
MovieWeb
Tommy Lee Jones deadpan stoicism and Will Smith's quasi-hip parlance doesn't add up to much in this film.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
Daily Express
Gone is the spark that made the relationship between the exuberant Smith and buttoned-up Jones so much fun.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Little White Lies
If ITV had made Doctor Who then it would look something like this.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Times-Picayune
Beneath all the polish -- and Will Smith's considerable charm -- is a mediocre, lazily written story.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Screen International
Stars Smith and Jones deliver a few scenes of enjoyably antagonistic banter but neither seems as fully committed to this kind of comedy as in the earlier films.
Tri-City Herald
By the time the credits roll, Men in Black III makes you wish you, too, could travel back in time, skip the movie and see the original for the first time.
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| Original Score: 3/5
