Men in Black III Reviews

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Al Alexander
The Patriot Ledger
June 2, 2013

It's not a totally unpleasant way to spend an escapist evening, but considering the talent involved, 'MiB3' should have been more out of this world.

Full Review | Original Score: C
Justin Craig
FoxNews.com
September 10, 2012

Like so many sequels, "MIB3" lacks the charisma of the original "Men In Black."

Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
William Bibbiani
CraveOnline
August 22, 2012

At some point in the future, probably not more than a couple of weeks, you'll realize that you barely remember seeing it.

Full Review | Original Score: 4.5/10
Mark Ellis
Schmoes Know
May 22, 2012

It's just not good it's bland, it's dull. You would think you'd have an interesting story after all these years, think again. The aliens in this movie make Alf look like James Bond

Full Review | Original Score: 1.9/5
John Semley
Slant Magazine
May 23, 2012

More like an attempt to reenergize a franchise than rebottle the lightning that electrified the original.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Cameron Williams
The Popcorn Junkie
May 24, 2012

They used to protect us from the scum of the universe but now they're the scum of the cinema-verse

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Liam Maguren
Flicks.co.nz
May 24, 2012

MiB 3 isn't a bad movie at all; it's simply a vapid one.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Ann Lewinson
Kansas City Star
May 24, 2012

It may sound good as a screenwriter's pitch, but it's not much fun to watch.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Tom Clift
Moviedex
May 28, 2012

This third installment doesn't do anything notable enough to justify the franchise's revival, critically lacking in ambition, originality and narrative direction.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Ed Whitfield
The Ooh Tray
May 28, 2012

Lackadaisically conceived splooge.

Simon Miraudo
Quickflix
May 20, 2012

J threatens to "pimpslap the shiznit" out of Andy Warhol, and the artist is befuddled by his ultra-hip parlance. If someone said that to me today, I too would assume they were a time-traveller, but from 1995 and not the future.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Tim Martain
The Mercury
May 25, 2012

Not bad but not memorable, it seems to only exist as a kind of nostalgic revival piece, a belated attempt to wring one last curtain-call from a long-dead series.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Eric Henderson
WCCO.com
July 17, 2012

It's summer movie smack, and it leaves you hungry only for more of the same.

Alison Gang
San Diego Union-Tribune
May 25, 2012

"Men in Black 3" is a bore.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
Top Critic
May 24, 2012

This sequel is so lifeless and pointless that it moves beyond "unnecessary" into the realm of "unwanted" and "insulting."

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Julian Roman
MovieWeb
May 22, 2012

Tommy Lee Jones deadpan stoicism and Will Smith's quasi-hip parlance doesn't add up to much in this film.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Henry Fitzherbert
Daily Express
May 24, 2012

Gone is the spark that made the relationship between the exuberant Smith and buttoned-up Jones so much fun.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Adam Lee Davies
Little White Lies
May 24, 2012

If ITV had made Doctor Who then it would look something like this.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Mike Scott
Times-Picayune
June 15, 2012

Beneath all the polish -- and Will Smith's considerable charm -- is a mediocre, lazily written story.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
John Hazelton
Screen International
May 22, 2012

Stars Smith and Jones deliver a few scenes of enjoyably antagonistic banter but neither seems as fully committed to this kind of comedy as in the earlier films.

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