Not Even Technically 'Music'

The definition of music, as described by Wikipedia:

"Common sayings such as 'the harmony of the spheres' and 'it is music to my ears' point to the notion that music is often ordered and pleasant to listen to. However, 20th-century composer John Cage thought that any sound can be music, saying, for example, 'There is no noise, only sound.'"

Because this is neither pleasant to listen to nor ordered, it is not music.
Diego Tutweiller
10-4-2013 08:51 PM

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Kirk Georgia

Kirk Georgia

You just quoted JOHN CAGE to back up your argument that metallica isn't melodic enough to be called music. John Cage, who wrote 4'33", a piece which consists of a performer standing on stage silently for 4 minutes and 33 minutes.
And your article says "...point to the notion that music is OFTEN ordered and pleasant..." not that it MUST BE...It's kind of like saying that this article: http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2007/mar/21/whymetalfansarebrainier says that metal fans might be smarter than fans of other music. And then I turn around and say "Oh, that means 'Diego' must be mentally lacking!" See, that would not be a sound argument, because the Guardian article says Metal fans "might be" smarter....

However, I do believe the hypothesis to be correct, that 'Diego' is an idiot. The proof is in your ridiculous comment which contradicts everything you are trying to say.

Oct 6 - 06:03 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

You people are so easily trolled... it's awe-inspiring.

Oct 6 - 09:58 PM

Joseph  E.

Joseph Enoch

By that logic, Mozart's Lacrimosa and Beethoven's 5th are not music also, since they are not meant for pleasure.

Oct 6 - 12:32 PM

atthemovies

Paul Arnold

That's only your opinion and not a fact. Metallica's music is ordered and is music to the fans' ears. Besides, music is an art form just like painting and sculpture and it's not all meant to be pleasant. Just because something created artistically is not pleasant it doesn't make it any less a successful art piece, whether it be a painting, a sculpture or a song.

Oct 5 - 09:10 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

You do realize Wikipedia is as reliable as Urban Dictionary, right?

Oct 5 - 08:06 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Okay Wikipedia isn't the best source, but Urban Dictionary is just a bunch of teenagers writing stuff. So that was a pretty shitty comparison.

Oct 6 - 09:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

What Maverick said. But less politely. Asshole.

Oct 6 - 09:57 PM

Steve Henry

Steve Henry

Lol. Why does music have to be 'pleasant' to listen to? I suspect you two have a serious lack of testosterone in your bodies. Perhaps Maroon 5 or Arcade Fire is more your cup of tea.

Oct 5 - 02:19 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I love when Metallica fans get butthurt. They think that anyone who hates Metallica must obviously listen to Maroon 5, Arcade Fire, or Justin Bieber. You people are fucking pathetic. I remember when it was cool to listen to Metallica...then I grew up.

Oct 5 - 02:36 PM

Erik Moore

Erik Moore

...and moved to San Francisco :P

Oct 5 - 06:09 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Did I?

Oct 5 - 09:37 PM

Lance

Lance Millard

I'm a fan but thought I should let you know that Metallica is from San Francisco. I guess if you were alluding to Chase being a homosexual living in San Francisco while defending Metallica (that's how I read the post), then you might want to use a different (and less childish) insult.

Oct 6 - 03:22 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

You're alright in my book, Lance.

Oct 6 - 04:57 PM

atthemovies

Paul Arnold

So, one person says something and you talk about "they" and "you people." Why are you applying what one person said to anyone else. Just to go on a rant? Now you think you're all grown up by resorting to calling these "people" fucking pathetic? Get off your high horse.

Oct 5 - 09:27 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

It's pretty fucking bright up here. Maybe you'll join me when you get sick of listening to the excrement that is Metallica.

Oct 5 - 09:37 PM

Ash J. Gilmore

Ash J. Get To The Choppa!

So because he doesn't like what you like, he's less manly? Give me a break.

Oct 5 - 07:20 PM

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