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Midgets vs. Mascots (2009)

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Average Rating: 2.1/10
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His ungrateful preppy son competing against his unfaithful, gold-digging wife for his sizable fortune, a deceased mascot turned porn mogul pits the sniveling pair against one another by having them coach competing teams of midgets and mascots in this comedy starring Gary Coleman. As the competition gets underway, the little people discover that size doesn't always matter while their cartoonish counterparts attempt to stay sober long enough to take the top prize. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

R, 1 hr. 28 min.

Comedy

Directed By: Ron Carlson

On DVD: Feb 9, 2010

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Critic Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

All Critics (8) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (9) | DVD (2)

A gross-out comedy to make the Jackass posse look like clergyman. If only it was actually funny.

January 10, 2011 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine

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Nick De Semlyen

Empire Magazine

Watchoo thinkin' 'bout, Willis?

January 8, 2011 Full Review Source: News of the World

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Robbie Collin

News of the World

It has neither the comic invention of Borat nor the genuine daredevil likability of the Jackass crew. Just depressing.

January 6, 2011 Full Review Source: Guardian [UK]

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Peter Bradshaw

Guardian [UK]

Barrel-scraping non-PC laughs are all this crude and increasingly tedious mockumentary has to offer.

January 6, 2011 Full Review Source: Radio Times

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Sloan Freer

Radio Times

Some films are good, some are bad. Some are like watching the end of civilisation in slow motion.

September 30, 2010 Full Review Source: Total Film

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Jamie Russell

Total Film

The unbearable and atrocious Midgets vs. Mascots can now be included in that select group of films that makes prostate exams seem appealing.

January 22, 2010 Full Review Source: Watertown Daily Times

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Adam Tobias

Watertown Daily Times

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Yes, it was really dumb. No, I probably wouldn't watch it again. But were there some funny (or really gross) parts along the way - absolutely!

November 21, 2011

Sarah Prisbylla

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Midgets Vs Mascots is one of the more stranger comedies ive seen in awhile when a deceased mascot turned porn mogul dies the only way for his son to get his share of the money left to him is to make up teams one of midgets and one of mascots him having to coach the midgets to victory of course as with any comedy things

June 19, 2010