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Midgets vs. Mascots

Midgets vs. Mascots (2009)

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His ungrateful preppy son competing against his unfaithful, gold-digging wife for his sizable fortune, a deceased mascot turned porn mogul pits the sniveling pair against one another by having them coach competing teams of midgets and mascots in this comedy starring Gary Coleman. As the competition gets underway, the little people discover that size doesn't always matter while their cartoonish counterparts attempt to stay sober long enough to take the top prize. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Feb 9, 2010

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All Critics (9) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (9) | DVD (2)

The biggest problem with this movie is its caustic bad temper, which while funny, bummed me out.

July 22, 2012 Full Review Source: 7M Pictures
7M Pictures

A gross-out comedy to make the Jackass posse look like clergyman. If only it was actually funny.

January 10, 2011 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine
Empire Magazine

Watchoo thinkin' 'bout, Willis?

January 8, 2011 Full Review Source: News of the World
News of the World

It has neither the comic invention of Borat nor the genuine daredevil likability of the Jackass crew. Just depressing.

January 6, 2011 Full Review Source: Guardian [UK]
Guardian [UK]

Barrel-scraping non-PC laughs are all this crude and increasingly tedious mockumentary has to offer.

January 6, 2011 Full Review Source: Radio Times
Radio Times

Some films are good, some are bad. Some are like watching the end of civilisation in slow motion.

September 30, 2010 Full Review Source: Total Film
Total Film

The unbearable and atrocious Midgets vs. Mascots can now be included in that select group of films that makes prostate exams seem appealing.

January 22, 2010 Full Review Source: Watertown Daily Times
Watertown Daily Times

Audience Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

Easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. It's like the worst Jackass sketch x 1000. It's the lowest form of humour made by the dumbest, most puerile, uncultured and unlikable (not to mention completely unfunny) idiots ever to make a film. If that wasn't bad enough, it now has this horrible undercurrent of sadness throughout, now that we know it was Gary Coleman's last film in which he was mocked and exploited, albeit self knowingly but it is still tragic. The epitome of American 'frat boy' humour that I detest in the extreme.
May 29, 2012
SirPant

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Yes, it was really dumb. No, I probably wouldn't watch it again. But were there some funny (or really gross) parts along the way - absolutely!
November 21, 2011
trisarahtops22

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Midgets Vs Mascots is one of the more stranger comedies ive seen in awhile when a deceased mascot turned porn mogul dies the only way for his son to get his share of the money left to him is to make up teams one of midgets and one of mascots him having to coach the midgets to victory of course as with any comedy things dont always go as planned for either team but watching them battle each other in different events does have its funny moments and gary coleman does have a very shocking scene that has to be seen to believed but as with any movie like this the laughs do tend to get old fast so watch at your own risk!
June 19, 2010
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