Critic Review - New York Observer

My own minority report is that it stinks.

July 11, 2002 Full Review Source: New York Observer | Comments (17)
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Rowengartner

Dylan Parlow

that stink is the smell of the **** you just took in your diaper

Oct 17 - 02:14 PM

magnolianights1990

Eliot Vitalie

hell of funny; nice

Oct 14 - 07:54 PM

joe m.

joe medow

hahaha that was priceless.. those mood swing have kicked in old man!!

Feb 19 - 03:46 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

You should be ashamed of yourself speaking so derogatively of a great critic like Mr. Sarris. He lived a long life, saw things we never will, and for that he should be MOCKED? Truly, the world is insane.

Jun 20 - 06:31 PM

Michael Hirakida

Michael Hirakida

you shut it. He needs it.

Jun 24 - 09:33 PM

Simon L.

Simon Lee

Kirk is MORON.

According to Kirk, we can't have an opinion about Andrew Sarris's opinion, yet Kirk can have an opinion about ours?

Go whine somewhere else.

Jul 1 - 09:18 PM

H.Limmen

Unknown Unknown

**** you old sag

Aug 21 - 03:22 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

How mature.

May 1 - 05:00 PM

Diana Perkins Hice

Diana Perkins Hice

wow yall are really screwed talkin trash to this guy cuz yall disagree with him. in the name of william wallace yall can kiss my arse

Sep 23 - 08:31 AM

TUECollector_15

Ross Daniels

If you are going to make a blurb, it would be nice if I couldn't read it in such a stereotypical old man voice.

Mar 25 - 12:52 AM

David Steeves

David Steeves

It was a great movie.My minority report is that you and your review "Stink".

Apr 4 - 12:36 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

You are disgusting. Just because a critic didn't agree with you you mock and deride him, you arrogant jackass.

Andrew Sarris was a great critic who always spoke his mind. He is remembered. You will never be.

Jun 20 - 06:34 PM

Simon L.

Simon Lee

You will be remembered as a sensitive whiner with a giant horseshoe crammed up your ass

Jul 1 - 09:23 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

And you will be remembered as an asshole.

Jul 16 - 04:08 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

And you will be remembered as an idiotic asshole who thought that disagreeing with someone's opinion was the same thing as insulting a man for doing his job because he didn't like the same movie as you and mocking him for being old.

Jul 16 - 04:13 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

Why don't you guys go tell off that jackass Confused Matthew? Watch his trailer for the review of Minority Report. He calls it the worst movie he's ever seen in his life, calls Roger Ebert an idiot for recommending it and flat-out says that he is enjoying humiliating Ebert by playing a clip of his opinion of another movie to show what he should have said about Minority Report.

http://confusedmatthew.com/Minority-Report.php

May 1 - 05:00 PM

Connor Donegan

Connor Donegan

dude shut the fuck up about confused matthew. this is the second time i have seen you bring up his name on this movie thread. matthew is a intelligent reviewer and his reviews are objective. just because your butthurt that he exposed this shitty movie for what it really is, does not mean you have to go on rottentomatoes and talk shit about him.

Jun 15 - 01:38 AM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

I just got told off by someone on the Internet for attacking Confused Matthew. I-I'm dreaming, right?

Seriously, I'm actually really glad to see some people like him. I do like his reviews, but I hate his Minority Report one because of his pointless attack on Roger Ebert. So I hate the man personally, but his reviews are pretty good. I've been thinking the things he said about The Lion King for years.

Jun 19 - 09:26 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

I just got told off by someone on the Internet for attacking Confused Matthew. I-I'm dreaming, right?

Seriously, I'm actually really glad to see some people like him. I do like his reviews, but I hate him because of his pointless attack on Roger Ebert. So I hate the man personally, but his reviews are pretty good. I've been thinking the things he said about The Lion King for years.

It just bothered me that he gets off squeaky clean while people who just do their jobs get told off. He made good points about this movie and I have never seen it other than the clips he showed which suggest it is bad.

Jun 19 - 09:28 PM

Aaron N.

Aaron Nassar

WOW, lol a guy has an opinion and everyone starting ripping on him for being old?

I've heard this films good however, and I'll prob watch it soon.

May 10 - 11:07 AM

J S.

J Sullivan

Andrew Sarris has hated film since they added sound.

May 26 - 07:11 PM

Kirk S.

Kirk Stock

In an age of cowardly conformity among critics, you dared speak your mind.

You will be deeply missed.

R.I.P.
Andrew Sarris
(1928-2012) One of the Best

Jun 20 - 06:28 PM

Derek Kim

Derek Kim

**** you man

Sep 18 - 01:59 PM

Chris P.

Chris Phoenix

You are definitely in the minority.

Sep 4 - 08:08 PM

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