Critic Review - TIME Magazine

I'm thinking it, so I might as well say it: Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol is no Fast Five.

December 19, 2011 Full Review Source: TIME Magazine | Comments (169)
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Scott Love

Luke Simpson

"I'm thinking it, so I might as well say it." ...really? Have you ever had a relationship with a woman?

Dec 20 - 02:27 PM

Scott Love

Luke Simpson

Come on you guys, this was an awesome comment, someone should totally respond to it.

Dec 20 - 11:09 PM

Peter W.

Peter Winters

Just respond to yourself

Dec 21 - 09:32 AM

Scott Love

Luke Simpson

I would but I'm not sure people would get it

Dec 21 - 08:24 PM

Richard Dalgleish

Richard Dalgleish

ahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. cmon guys its funny right

Dec 22 - 09:27 PM

Cheyne Legris

Cheyne Legris

i was, but then i saw someone already had, you, i think there's meds for that .. come on, now, that s funny .. what, no one thinks so? why is no-one responding? can anyone hear me out there? oh my god! i'm invisible! this is it. it's over guys. damned to invisibility for life. oh. wait. invisible. coooo

Apr 6 - 11:16 PM

Frank Oz

Frank Oz

I'm not going to see Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol if Ving Rhames isn't in it. Not because I am a gigantic fan of Ving Rhames, but you know HollyWood producers, WE the fans who support all you by shelling out millions of dollars to go see these things only ask one freegin thing. Do what ever you have to keep the original players in sequels. Good example: Transformers 3, how hard would it have been to keep Meagon Fox in the third Transformers. I rented it and it was HORRIBLE with out her. We, the people who support you expect continuity. I won't go see this movie because the only way to really let someone know how you feel about some thing is - DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!

Dec 20 - 03:04 PM

Dictator Fred

Dictator Fred

Ving Rhames is in it. He's just only in one scene.

Dec 20 - 05:04 PM

ColeYote

Colin T. Coyote

Transformers 3 was awful because no Megan Fox?
Trolling?

Dec 20 - 05:11 PM

Facebook User

Facebook User

i agree, I think it was more than Megan Fox

Dec 21 - 03:35 PM

Jacob Lewis

Jacob Lewis

Ving Rhames was in MIGP stop your trollin!

Dec 20 - 08:02 PM

Barry

Barry Anderson

Frank, when you're old enough to have to pay for an adult ticket, you'll really have something to complain about.

Dec 21 - 02:57 PM

Scott Love

Luke Simpson

brrrnd :)

Dec 21 - 08:24 PM

James Oliphant

James Oliphant

They paid Ving Rhames $7.7 for his 60-seconds of work in this...

Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229238/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr1605899

Dec 25 - 06:06 PM

TheGroter

Randall Grote

Ahhhh...youth is bliss. You'll see; that rarely works with stuff like bills, food or hookers.

Dec 29 - 10:06 PM

Lisa Bessey

Lisa Bessey

Ummmm...Ving Rhames is in it! You haven't even seen it so you wouldn't even know. Besides, this is a story in which Ethan Hunt didn't get to choose his own crew because it was already chosen for him when he was escaped from prison. It's something new and fun.

Jan 3 - 03:17 AM

Rick van Wijngaarden

Rick van Wijngaarden

He's in the last 3 minutes. Just for you

Jan 3 - 08:19 AM

Dictator Fred

Dictator Fred

Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol was much, much better than Fast Five. I'm thinking it, so I might as well say it: you, sir, are a hack.

Dec 20 - 03:12 PM

Jamie Chan

Jamie Chang

Really, Richard? Really?

Dec 20 - 03:21 PM

ColeYote

Colin T. Coyote

Really? What other dumb review has this guy done...
Positive review to Happy Feet 2, positive review to Transformers 3, negative review to X-Men First Class, negative review to Spider-Man (2002), positive review to the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, negative review to Terminator 2, positive review to Twilight...
Oh my god. Positive review to Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family. NO! When you give Tyler Perry a positive review, you LOSE top critic privileges!

Dec 20 - 05:10 PM

Scott Love

Luke Simpson

ha ha ha ha ha

Dec 20 - 11:09 PM

Zachary Gray

Zachary Gray

Who said it was?

Dec 20 - 06:29 PM

Zachary Gray

Zachary Gray

Who said it was?

Dec 20 - 06:31 PM

Paul Pen

Paul Pen

Fats Five kinda sucked, so i guess this must be pretty good then.

Dec 21 - 12:02 AM

Jedi.Critic.Master

Jedi Critic-Master

No, Fast Five was good just not as good as M:I-4

Apr 23 - 04:50 PM

Jude Dacut

Jude Dacut


Maybe Mr. Corliss teenage boys knows his password to his account, why would TIME hire someone who cant distinguish from good to bad...

Dec 21 - 12:22 AM

Darren C.

Darren Casablancas

No wonder nobody reads Time anymore, thanks to idiotic "writer/critic" like Mr. Corliss.

Pack your bags you idiot! Mary F. Pols does a way better job, and definitely have more class than this scumbag.

Dec 21 - 01:43 AM

Derek Rowland

Derek Rowland

Tell me how you got a job again at Time Magazine?

Dec 21 - 06:11 AM

Avinash Tiwary

Avinash Tiwary

Dec 21 - 08:23 AM

Sheuli Bose

Sheuli Bose

But Fast Five is an average movie...

Dec 21 - 08:46 AM

Haq H.

Haq Haq

I'm thinking it, so I might as well say it: Richard Corliss is no Roger Ebert.

Dec 21 - 10:06 AM

DH

D H

Good one :-D

Dec 23 - 07:41 AM

John Doysabas

John Doysabas

this dude is an complete ass, its not fast five cause its better than fast five. And they are different. Expected more from TIME Magazine but all I can see is that there are more dumb reviews from Richard Corliss.

Dec 21 - 02:08 PM

Bryan Gavros

Bryan Gavros

you sir are a certified ass clown

Dec 21 - 04:39 PM

Callahan Roger

Callahan Roger

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Dec 21 - 06:19 PM

Callahan Roger

Callahan Roger

my co-worker's sister makes $79 hourly on the laptop. She has been fired from work for 5 months but last month her paycheck was $7245 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this web site... LazyCash5.com

Dec 21 - 06:21 PM

Rahat Khan

Rahat Khan

go fuck yourself u biased ugly old fuck

Dec 21 - 06:40 PM

David Zavelion

David Zavelion

fast five sucked donkey balls

Dec 21 - 07:49 PM

Jayma Marie

Jayma Marie

sucked bigtime

Dec 22 - 12:26 AM

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