• PG-13, 2 hr. 13 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Bennett Miller
    In Theaters:
    Sep 23, 2011 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jan 10, 2012
  • Sony Pictures

Moneyball Quotes

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    1. Billy Beane: You think you're special?
    2. David Justice: Well, you are paying me 8 million dollars a year, so yeah.
    3. Billy Beane: No, no. We aren't paying you. The Yankees are paying half of your salary. The Yankees are paying you 4 million dollars to play against them.
    – Submitted by Shane S (15 months ago)
    1. Peter Brand: I think he was gonna say something else.
    2. Billy Beane: When you get the answer you're looking for, hang up.
    – Submitted by Aaron M (21 months ago)
    1. Billy Beane: Listen, man. I've been in this game a long time. I'm not in it for a record, I'll tell you that. I'm not in it for a ring. That's when people get hurt. If we don't win the last game of the series, they'll dismiss us. I know these guys, I know the way think, and they will erase us. And everything we've done here, none of it will matter. Any other team wins the world series, good for them. They're drinking champagne, they'll get a ring. But if we win, on our budget with this team, we'll change the game. And that's what I want, I want it to mean something.
    – Submitted by Ric A (21 months ago)
    1. Billy Beane: We want you at first base, it's not that hard. Tell him Wash'
    2. Ron Washington: It's incredibly hard.
    – Submitted by Conner W (22 months ago)
    1. Grady Fuson: Now you need to have a little bit of faith and let us do the job of replacing Giambi.
    2. Billy Beane: Is there another first baseman like Giambi?
    3. Scout Martinez: No, not really.
    4. Scout Artie: And if there was could we afford him.
    5. Scout Barry: Nope.
    6. Billy Beane: Then what the f**k are you talking about man! If we try to play like the Yankees in here, we will lose to the Yankees it there.
    7. Grady Fuson: Boy that sounds like some fortune cookie wisdom to me Billy.
    8. Billy Beane: No, that's just logic.
    9. Scout Pote: Who's Fabio?
    10. Scout Pote: He's the short stop, the short stop from Seattle.
    – Submitted by Bruce G (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: I'm not gonna fire you Gary.
    2. Grady Fuson: Fuck you.
    3. Billy Beane: Alright now I'm gonna fire you.
    – Submitted by Tim F (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: If we play like the Yankees in here, were gonna lose to 'em out there.
    – Submitted by Tim F (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: You know if this doesn't work, you're fired.
    2. Peter Brand: [gives Billy a worried look]
    3. Billy Beane: Nah, I'm just kidding.
    – Submitted by Tim F (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Keough: Ugly girl friend means no confidence.
    – Submitted by Jerome B (2 years ago)
    1. Scout Artie: I like Perez. He's got a classy swing, it's a real clean stroke.
    2. Scout Barry: He can't hit the curve ball.
    3. Scout Artie: Yeah, there's some work to be done, I'll admit that.
    4. Scout Barry: Yeah, there is.
    5. Scout Artie: But he's noticeable.
    6. Matt Keough: And an ugly girlfriend.
    7. Scout Barry: What does that mean?
    8. Matt Keough: Ugly girl friend means no confidence.
    – Submitted by Vera F (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: When you get the answer your looking for, ya hang up.
    – Submitted by Amir V (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: We want you at first base.
    2. Scott Hatteberg: But, I've always played catcher.
    3. Billy Beane: It's not that hard, Scott. tell him, Wash.
    4. Ron Washington: It's Incredibly hard.
    – Submitted by Bill B (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: [Billy goes into room with players having fun and stops music] Is losing fun? Is losing FUN? [players reply no] Then why you're having fun for? [leaving the room angrily pushing a shelf]
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: How can you not be romantic about baseball?
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. John Henry: The first one through the wall always gets bloody.
    – Submitted by Benjamin D (2 years ago)
    1. Art Howe: Do you agree with this?
    2. Peter Brand: 100 percent. Do you want the door open or closed?
    – Submitted by Luis G (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: Would you rather get one shot in the head or five in the chest and bleed to death?
    2. Peter Brand: Are those my only two options?
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: I'm not paying you for the player you used to be, I'm paying you for the player you are right now
    – Submitted by Sim X (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Brand: You want me to speak?
    2. Billy Beane: When I point at you, ya.
    3. Peter Brand: 1092.
    – Submitted by S Uzair A (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: I made one decision in my life based on money. And I swore I would never do it again.
    – Submitted by Mbekur I (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: Pack your bags Pete
    2. Peter Brand: Why?
    3. Billy Beane: I just bought you from the Cleveland Indians.
    – Submitted by Matt M (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Keough: And he's got an ugly girlfriend
    2. Scout Barry: What does that mean?
    3. Matt Keough: Ugly girlfriend means no confidence.
    – Submitted by Kameron M (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: I hate losing more than I love winning.
    – Submitted by Madisonn F (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: When your enemy's making mistakes, don't interrupt him.
    – Submitted by Tamara T (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: We want you at first base.
    2. Scott Hatteberg: I've only ever played catcher.
    3. Billy Beane: It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him, Wash
    – Submitted by Sidney C (2 years ago)
    1. David Justice: What's your biggest fear?
    2. Scott Hatteberg: A baseball being hit in my general direction.
    – Submitted by Makoto O (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: How can you not be romantic about baseball?
    – Submitted by Jesse B (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Brand: Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins. In order buy wins, you need to buys runs.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Beane: There are rich teams, and there are poor teams. Then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's us.
    – Submitted by Alec B (2 years ago)

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