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- Mom: We'll be back tomorrow night. Oh. If anything happens, call the police and hide in your closet.
- Dad: He knows that.
- Chowder: [DJ opens lock, to secret room in basement]
We have a ping pong table in our basement.
- Chowder: Try to be cool and calm like me. [actidantly turns on bulldozer they are in, causing him to freak out]
- Officer Landers: I'll get back up!
- Officer Lister: I thought there was no backup!
- Officer Landers: I'm getting Judy!
[gets grabbed by house and starts getting dragged into it]
- Chowder: I spent 32 dollars for that ball, I mowed the lawn, and bagged my mom for a raise 28 times... I never worked that hard in my life.
- Jenny: If that's the mouth, and that's the mouth, then that must be ublia .
- Chowder: Oh so it's a girl house.
- Jenny: What? No it simulates the gag reflects, everyone has a ublia.
- Chowder: Not me.
- Chowder: [pretending to speak on phone when Jenny enters the room] Well kiss my hairy butt dad! Hey DJ, you got any beer?