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  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": She can't stay in here. This is the men's room.
    Mike Wazowski: That is the weirdest thing you've ever said.
    ‐ Submitted by Redwan A (2 years ago)

  • Randall Boggs: If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds I will personally put you through the shredder!
    Fungus: Ahhhhhhh!
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher S (2 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: What can I say? The camera loves me!
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (3 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": You know, I don't think she's all that dangerous.
    Mike Wazowski: Yeah, we can keep her. I've always wanted a pet that could kill me!
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (3 years ago)

  • Celia: Go get him googly bear!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Whew! You got any deodorant I can borrow?
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Yeah. I've got 'Smelly Garbage' and 'Old Dumpster'.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron S (3 years ago)

  • Additional Voice: What's your name?
    Boo: Mike Wazowski!
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (3 years ago)

  • Yeti: Abominable! That's what they called me! Don't you think thats a little harsh? I mean, how about the Adorable Snowman?
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (3 years ago)

  • Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
    Mike Wazowski: Oh, she's nuts!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Scary monsters do not have plaque!
    ‐ Submitted by Larry K (3 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
    Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
    Mike Wazowski: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
    Roz: The office is now closed. [closes window on Mike's hands.]
    Mike Wazowski: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: You played dodgeball? I loved dodgeball! Of course, I was the ball.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Ready or not, here I come!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Boo: Mike Waszowski!
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandra R (3 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Roz, your looking wonderful today is that a new haircut?
    ‐ Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (3 years ago)

  • Henry J. Waternoose: We scare because we care.
    ‐ Submitted by Callum K (3 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Go ahead, go grow up.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (3 years ago)

  • Roz: This office is now closed.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Roz: This office is now closed.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always!
    Mike Wazowski: Ohh, she's nuts.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Boo: Kitty!
    ‐ Submitted by Mikhael M (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: [Referring to Roz] Ooh, she's nuts.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Hurry up, hurry up!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Celia: Ugh!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Celia: Go get him, Googly Bear.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Boo: [Baby talk]
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": That's right, Boo! You did it! You beat him!
    Boo: [Blows raspberry at Randall]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: [Referring to Randall, whom they have banished] And he's outta here!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Randall Boggs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Randall Boggs: [Gulps]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": [To Randall] She's not scared of you anymore.
    Boo: RAAARR!
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": [Smiling at Randall] Looks like you're out of a job.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Randall Boggs: [Confronting Sulley and about to push him off the edge of Boo's door] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste! You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry; I'll take good care of the kid! [Smiles evilly]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Randall Boggs: Nice workin' with ya!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Randall Boggs: Ha ha!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": [Growling playfully] I'm gettin' warmer! Any second now! [Deep voice] Fee fi fo!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Ready or not, here I come!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Ta-da!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": It's scarin' time!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": ROAR!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Grrrrr!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Henry J. Waternoose: Of course, M.I. is prepared for the future.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Henry J. Waternoose: Monsters, Inc. is DEAD!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Henry J. Waternoose: [to the CDA, who have turned on him] What are you doing? Take your hands off me! You can't arrest me! [to Sulley] I hope you're happy, Sullivan! You've destroyed this company! Monsters, Inc. is dead! Where will everyone get their screams now?! The energy crisis will only get worse... BECAUSE OF YOU!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Get up, Sulley!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley.
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (4 years ago)

  • Needleman/Smitty: So I said, If you talk to me like that again, we're through.
    Needleman/Smitty: Oh! What did she say?
    Needleman/Smitty: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
    ‐ Submitted by Benjy S (4 years ago)

  • Boo: Kitty!
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo R (4 years ago)

  • Celia: You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski!?
    Boo: Mike Wazowski!
    Celia: *gasps*
    Mike Wazowski: I love you schmooksie poo!
    ‐ Submitted by Ceara R (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
    ‐ Submitted by Wouter V (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": What have I done? This could ruin the company.
    Mike Wazowski: Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly] I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Roz: Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Boo?
    Boo: Kitty!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": There's something else.
    Mike Wazowski: What?
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look lay in the ag bay.
    Mike Wazowski: WHAT!?
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look in the bag.
    ‐ Submitted by abe b (4 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: One time there was someone asking me who was most beautiful monster in the whole monstrocity, you what I said?
    Celia: What did you said?
    Mike Wazowski: I said... SULLY!
    ‐ Submitted by abe b (4 years ago)

  • Henry J. Waternoose: Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.
    ‐ Submitted by Nasrullah A (4 years ago)

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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