Moonrise Kingdom Quotes

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• 1. Suzy: We're in love, we just wanna be together, what's wrong with that?
  – Submitted by rahul s (23 days ago)
• 1. Sam: I guess we better try to pretend we're struggling over our decision for a minute before we go back over there and tell him.
  2. Suzy: Maybe he's right. It could be a mistake.
  3. Sam: What? Why? How?
  4. Suzy: Being married. Sometimes it seems sad to me. It might be better to just go steady permanently.
  5. Sam: I don't know what to say.
  – Submitted by Jean R (37 days ago)
• 1. Lazy-Eye: What's your real job, sir?
  2. Scout Master Ward: I'm a math teacher.
  3. Lazy-Eye: What grade?
  4. Scout Master Ward: Eighth.
  5. Lazy-Eye: Do you need a PhD for that?
  – Submitted by Andrew M (2 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Bishop: I'm sorry, Walt.
  2. Mr. Bishop: It's not your fault. (pause) Which injuries are you apologizing for, specifically?
  3. Mrs. Bishop: Specifically? Whichever ones still hurt.
  4. Mr. Bishop: Half of those were self-inflicted.
  – Submitted by Charles T (3 months ago)
• 1. Gadge: I heard he's going to reform school.
  2. Deluca: I heard they're going to take out a piece of his brain and send him to an insane asylum.
  3. Roosevelt: I like his girl.
  4. Panagle: She's too scruffy for me
  5. Nickleby: Supposedly, they got to third base.
  6. Lazy-Eye: That's not true. He just felt her up.
  7. Roosevelt: Over-shirt or under-shirt?
  – Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.
  – Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Bishop: I beg your pardon. Are you a lawyer?
  2. Scout Master Ward: No, ma'am, but
  3. Mrs. Bishop: Well, I am!
  – Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern you that your daughter's just run away from home?
  2. Mr. Bishop: That's a loaded question.
  – Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: It's not funny.
  2. Sam: To me, it is.
  3. Suzy: You really know how to make friends.
  4. Sam: I'm sorry.
  – Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: Be that as it may, will you let me know if you see anything unusual?
  – Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: I'd be careful if I were you. One of these days, someone might get pushed too far, and who knows what they're capable of?
  – Submitted by Sheila O (4 months ago)
• 1. Sam: No, I said... what kind of bird are you?
  – Submitted by Kevin H (4 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: I'll be out in the back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
  – Submitted by Adam H (5 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: Jesus christ, what am I looking at?
  – Submitted by Mikey T (5 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: WHY can't you control your scouts?
  2. Scout Master Ward: Umm...I'm trying to...
  – Submitted by Andrew A (5 months ago)
• 1. Sam: So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
  2. Suzy: I don't know...I want go on adventures I think--not get stuck in one place. How about you?
  3. Sam: Go on adventures too, not get stuck too.
  – Submitted by Nathan C (5 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Poems don't always have to rhyme, you know. They just have to be creative.
  – Submitted by Paul K (6 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.
  – Submitted by Rona K (6 months ago)
• 1. Cousin Ben: I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other?
  – Submitted by Charlotte Y (8 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Fish on hook! Now reel him in SLOWLY.
  – Submitted by Charlotte Y (8 months ago)
• 1. Sam: I said: what kind of bird are YOU?
  – Submitted by Vincent D (9 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: I forgot my comb, but it's okay I'll just use my fingers.
  – Submitted by Leora B (9 months ago)
• 1. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
  – Submitted by Samuel J (9 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Sorry, do you mind?
  – Submitted by Vern H (9 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Come get me you bastards!
  – Submitted by Vern H (9 months ago)
• 1. Sam: What kind of bird are you?
  – Submitted by Vern H (9 months ago)
• 1. Scout Master Ward: You know what, scratch that. This is my job... math teacher on the side.
  – Submitted by Jonathan B (9 months ago)
• 1. Sam: What happened to your hand?
  2. Suzy: It got hit by a mirror.
  3. Sam: How'd that happen?
  4. Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.
  – Submitted by Jonathan B (9 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Bishop: Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
  2. Mr. Bishop: Why?
  – Submitted by Trevor L (9 months ago)
• 1. Social Services: Find the boy and deliver him to Social Services. Nothing else is in your power.
  – Submitted by D. R. H (9 months ago)
• 1. Cousin Ben: You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money.
  – Submitted by D. R. H (9 months ago)
• 1. Sam: On this spot I will fight no more forever. Come and get me you bastards!
  – Submitted by D. R. H (9 months ago)
• 1. Scout Master Ward: I suppose, because Sam is, unfortunately, the least popular scout in the troop, by a significant margin.
  – Submitted by D. R. H (9 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: My daughter has been abducted by one of those beige lunatics.
  – Submitted by D. R. H (9 months ago)
• 1. Scout Master Ward: This is not just a rescue party. This is a great scouting opportunity.
  – Submitted by D. R. H (9 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: I need volunteers! You, you, you and you.
  – Submitted by Aaron D (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: It wasn't made for a man to wear, but I don't give a damn.
  – Submitted by Callie D (10 months ago)
• 1. The Narrator: The year...is 1965. We are on the far edge of Black Beacon Sound, famous for the ferocious and well-documented storm which will strike from the East, on the fifth of September -- in three days' time.
  – Submitted by Andrew A (10 months ago)
• 1. The Narrator: There are no paved roads, but - here comes Jet with the mail -- but instead many miles of intersecting footpaths and dirt trails and a ferry that runs twice daily from Stone Cove.
  – Submitted by Andrew A (10 months ago)
• 1. The Narrator: This is the island of New Penzance. Sixteen miles long...forested with old growth pine and maple...crisscrossed by shallow tidal creeks...Chickchaw territory.
  – Submitted by Andrew A (10 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: Juvenile refuge. Sounds like jail.
  – Submitted by Andrew A (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Were you followed?
  2. Suzy: ...I doubt it.
  – Submitted by Andrew A (10 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: I can't argue against anything you are saying. Then I don't have to because you are twelve.
  – Submitted by Jesse L (10 months ago)
• 1. Cousin Ben: Take the carbon. Leave the bible.
  – Submitted by Tom H (10 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: Was he a good dog?
  2. Suzy: Who's to know...
  – Submitted by Darla J (10 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: You can touch my chest.
  – Submitted by Darla J (10 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: I'm going to cut down a tree.
  – Submitted by Mike R (10 months ago)
• 1. Rudy: Where's my record player?
  – Submitted by Npm N (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Suzy, I love you, but you have no idea what you're talking about.
  2. Suzy: ...I love you, too.
  – Submitted by Jonathan B (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Suzy, I love you, but you have no idea what you're talking about.
  – Submitted by Brian H (10 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: Did you hit him?
  2. Mrs. Bishop: No, he drove into a ditch.
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: You're doing what's right. For everyone. Except me.
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Ft. Lebanon Khaki Scout: Well, where would you build it?
  2. Scout Master Ward: I would build it....lower!
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: We can feed the guts and eyeballs to the cat.
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: What am I looking at here?
  2. Mrs. Bishop: He does watercolors. Landscapes, a few nudes.
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Commander Pierce: And now he's lost his whole troop? Who is that bimbo?
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: They were right. I do go bezerk.
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: I know what you're doing with that sad, dumb cop.
  – Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
• 1. Cousin Ben: I'm keeping the nickels!
  – Submitted by Luke S (10 months ago)
• 1. Captain Sharp: Don't let go!
  – Submitted by Patrick O (10 months ago)
• 1. Suzy: I think they're going to get bigger.
  – Submitted by Rachael G (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Want some beef jerky?
  – Submitted by Andrea M (10 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: I'm gonna find a tree to chop down.
  – Submitted by Chad E (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.
  – Submitted by David B (10 months ago)
• 1. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
  – Submitted by Melissa G (11 months ago)
• 1. Scout Master Ward: Jiminey Cricket, he flew the coop!
  – Submitted by Melissa G (11 months ago)
• 1. Sam: I'm on your side.
  – Submitted by Kayvaan G (11 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Who's to judge. But he didn't deserve to die.
  – Submitted by Brian V (11 months ago)
• 1. Lazy-Eye: She stabbed Redford in the back with lefty scissors!
  – Submitted by Robby K (11 months ago)
• 1. Lazy-Eye: She stabbed him with the lefty scissors!
  – Submitted by Robby K (11 months ago)
• 1. Social Services: Where's the boy? I'm told that he's just been struck by lightening.
  2. Scout MasterWard: It's true.
  – Submitted by Chris G (11 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: What am I lookin' at?
  2. Mrs. Bishop: He does water colors. Mostly landscapes, but a few nudes.
  – Submitted by Chris G (11 months ago)
• 1. Sam: Dear Suzy, walk four hundred yards due north from your house to the dirt path which has not got any name on it. Turn right and follow to the end. I will meet you in the meadow.
  – Submitted by Chris G (11 months ago)
• 1. Sam: What kind of bird are you?
  – Submitted by Linda G (13 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Bishop: Frances, where the hell are you?
  2. Mr. Bishop: I'm up here!
  3. Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern that your daughter has run away from home?
  4. Mr. Bishop: That's a loaded question.
  – Submitted by Derek S (15 months ago)
• 1. Ward: Jiminey Cricket, he flew the coop!
  – Submitted by Derek S (15 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Bishop: I'll be outback. I'm gonna find a tree to chop down.
  – Submitted by Derek S (15 months ago)