• PG-13, 1 hr. 34 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Wes Anderson
    In Theaters:
    May 25, 2012 Limited
    On DVD:
    Oct 16, 2012
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Moonrise Kingdom Quotes

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    1. Suzy: I think you've still got lightning in you.
    – Submitted by Cara H (6 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: My daughter was abducted by one of these beige lunatics!
    – Submitted by Rex A (10 months ago)
    1. Suzy: Was he a good dog?
    2. Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.
    – Submitted by Rex A (10 months ago)
    1. Scout Master Ward: How's that lanyard coming?
    – Submitted by Mike W (10 months ago)
    1. Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
    – Submitted by Andrea M (12 months ago)
    1. Skotak: Damn us! It's none of our business. This troop has been very shabby to Field Mate Sam Shakusky. In fact, we've been a bunch of mean jerks! Why is he so unpopular? I admit, supposedly, he's emotionally disturbed, but he's also a disadvantaged orphan. How would you feel? Nickleby? Deluca? Lazy Eye? Gadge? He's a fellow Khaki Scout, and he needs our help. Are we man enough to give that, so part of his brain doesn't get removed out of him? They were prepared to die for each other out there.
    2. Deluca: Ok, ok. What do you need?
    3. Skotak: 3 yards of chicken wire, some ripped up newspapers, and a bucket of wheat paste.
    – Submitted by Adam H (15 months ago)
    1. Suzy: We're in love, we just wanna be together, what's wrong with that?
    – Submitted by rahul s (16 months ago)
    1. Sam: I guess we better try to pretend we're struggling over our decision for a minute before we go back over there and tell him.
    2. Suzy: Maybe he's right. It could be a mistake.
    3. Sam: What? Why? How?
    4. Suzy: Being married. Sometimes it seems sad to me. It might be better to just go steady permanently.
    5. Sam: I don't know what to say.
    – Submitted by Jean R (17 months ago)
    1. Lazy-Eye: What's your real job, sir?
    2. Scout Master Ward: I'm a math teacher.
    3. Lazy-Eye: What grade?
    4. Scout Master Ward: Eighth.
    5. Lazy-Eye: Do you need a PhD for that?
    – Submitted by Andrew M (18 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: I'm sorry, Walt.
    2. Mr. Bishop: It's not your fault. (pause) Which injuries are you apologizing for, specifically?
    3. Mrs. Bishop: Specifically? Whichever ones still hurt.
    4. Mr. Bishop: Half of those were self-inflicted.
    – Submitted by Charles T (19 months ago)
    1. Gadge: I heard he's going to reform school.
    2. Deluca: I heard they're going to take out a piece of his brain and send him to an insane asylum.
    3. Roosevelt: I like his girl.
    4. Panagle: She's too scruffy for me
    5. Nickleby: Supposedly, they got to third base.
    6. Lazy-Eye: That's not true. He just felt her up.
    7. Roosevelt: Over-shirt or under-shirt?
    – Submitted by Victor M (20 months ago)
    1. Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.
    – Submitted by Victor M (20 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: I beg your pardon. Are you a lawyer?
    2. Scout Master Ward: No, ma'am, but
    3. Mrs. Bishop: Well, I am!
    – Submitted by Victor M (20 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern you that your daughter's just run away from home?
    2. Mr. Bishop: That's a loaded question.
    – Submitted by Victor M (20 months ago)
    1. Suzy: It's not funny.
    2. Sam: To me, it is.
    3. Suzy: You really know how to make friends.
    4. Sam: I'm sorry.
    – Submitted by Victor M (20 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: Be that as it may, will you let me know if you see anything unusual?
    – Submitted by Victor M (20 months ago)
    1. Suzy: I'd be careful if I were you. One of these days, someone might get pushed too far, and who knows what they're capable of?
    – Submitted by Sheila O (20 months ago)
    1. Sam: No, I said... what kind of bird are you?
    – Submitted by Kevin H (20 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: I'll be out in the back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
    – Submitted by Adam H (21 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: Jesus christ, what am I looking at?
    – Submitted by Mikey T (21 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: WHY can't you control your scouts?
    2. Scout Master Ward: Umm...I'm trying to...
    – Submitted by Andrew A (21 months ago)
    1. Sam: So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
    2. Suzy: I don't know...I want go on adventures I think--not get stuck in one place. How about you?
    3. Sam: Go on adventures too, not get stuck too.
    – Submitted by Nathan C (21 months ago)
    1. Sam: Poems don't always have to rhyme, you know. They just have to be creative.
    – Submitted by Paul K (22 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.
    – Submitted by Rona K (22 months ago)
    1. Cousin Ben: I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other?
    – Submitted by Charlotte Y (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Fish on hook! Now reel him in SLOWLY.
    – Submitted by Charlotte Y (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: I said: what kind of bird are YOU?
    – Submitted by Vincent D (2 years ago)
    1. Suzy: I forgot my comb, but it's okay I'll just use my fingers.
    – Submitted by Leora B (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
    – Submitted by Samuel J (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Sorry, do you mind?
    – Submitted by Vern H (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Come get me you bastards!
    – Submitted by Vern H (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: What kind of bird are you?
    – Submitted by Vern H (2 years ago)
    1. Scout Master Ward: You know what, scratch that. This is my job... math teacher on the side.
    – Submitted by Jonathan B (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: What happened to your hand?
    2. Suzy: It got hit by a mirror.
    3. Sam: How'd that happen?
    4. Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.
    – Submitted by Jonathan B (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
    2. Mr. Bishop: Why?
    – Submitted by Trevor L (2 years ago)
    1. Social Services: Find the boy and deliver him to Social Services. Nothing else is in your power.
    – Submitted by D. R. H (2 years ago)
    1. Cousin Ben: You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money.
    – Submitted by D. R. H (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: On this spot I will fight no more forever. Come and get me you bastards!
    – Submitted by D. R. H (2 years ago)
    1. Scout Master Ward: I suppose, because Sam is, unfortunately, the least popular scout in the troop, by a significant margin.
    – Submitted by D. R. H (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: My daughter has been abducted by one of those beige lunatics.
    – Submitted by D. R. H (2 years ago)
    1. Scout Master Ward: This is not just a rescue party. This is a great scouting opportunity.
    – Submitted by D. R. H (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: I need volunteers! You, you, you and you.
    – Submitted by Aaron D (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: It wasn't made for a man to wear, but I don't give a damn.
    – Submitted by Callie D (2 years ago)
    1. The Narrator: The year...is 1965. We are on the far edge of Black Beacon Sound, famous for the ferocious and well-documented storm which will strike from the East, on the fifth of September -- in three days' time.
    – Submitted by Andrew A (2 years ago)
    1. The Narrator: There are no paved roads, but - here comes Jet with the mail -- but instead many miles of intersecting footpaths and dirt trails and a ferry that runs twice daily from Stone Cove.
    – Submitted by Andrew A (2 years ago)
    1. The Narrator: This is the island of New Penzance. Sixteen miles long...forested with old growth pine and maple...crisscrossed by shallow tidal creeks...Chickchaw territory.
    – Submitted by Andrew A (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: Juvenile refuge. Sounds like jail.
    – Submitted by Andrew A (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Were you followed?
    2. Suzy: ...I doubt it.
    – Submitted by Andrew A (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: I can't argue against anything you are saying. Then I don't have to because you are twelve.
    – Submitted by Jesse L (2 years ago)
    1. Cousin Ben: Take the carbon. Leave the bible.
    – Submitted by Tom H (2 years ago)
    1. Suzy: Was he a good dog?
    2. Suzy: Who's to know...
    – Submitted by Darla J (2 years ago)
    1. Suzy: You can touch my chest.
    – Submitted by Darla J (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: I'm going to cut down a tree.
    – Submitted by Mike R (2 years ago)
    1. Rudy: Where's my record player?
    – Submitted by Npm N (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Suzy, I love you, but you have no idea what you're talking about.
    2. Suzy: ...I love you, too.
    – Submitted by Jonathan B (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Suzy, I love you, but you have no idea what you're talking about.
    – Submitted by Brian H (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: Did you hit him?
    2. Mrs. Bishop: No, he drove into a ditch.
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: You're doing what's right. For everyone. Except me.
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Ft. Lebanon Khaki Scout: Well, where would you build it?
    2. Scout Master Ward: I would build it....lower!
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: We can feed the guts and eyeballs to the cat.
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: What am I looking at here?
    2. Mrs. Bishop: He does watercolors. Landscapes, a few nudes.
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Commander Pierce: And now he's lost his whole troop? Who is that bimbo?
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Suzy: They were right. I do go bezerk.
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Suzy: I know what you're doing with that sad, dumb cop.
    – Submitted by Robin H (2 years ago)
    1. Cousin Ben: I'm keeping the nickels!
    – Submitted by Luke S (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: Don't let go!
    – Submitted by Patrick O (2 years ago)
    1. Suzy: I think they're going to get bigger.
    – Submitted by Rachael G (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Want some beef jerky?
    – Submitted by Andrea M (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: I'm gonna find a tree to chop down.
    – Submitted by Chad E (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.
    – Submitted by David B (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
    – Submitted by Melissa G (2 years ago)
    1. Scout Master Ward: Jiminey Cricket, he flew the coop!
    – Submitted by Melissa G (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: I'm on your side.
    – Submitted by Kayvaan G (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Who's to judge. But he didn't deserve to die.
    – Submitted by Brian V (2 years ago)
    1. Lazy-Eye: She stabbed Redford in the back with lefty scissors!
    – Submitted by Robby K (2 years ago)
    1. Lazy-Eye: She stabbed him with the lefty scissors!
    – Submitted by Robby K (2 years ago)
    1. Social Services: Where's the boy? I'm told that he's just been struck by lightening.
    2. Scout MasterWard: It's true.
    – Submitted by Chris G (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: What am I lookin' at?
    2. Mrs. Bishop: He does water colors. Mostly landscapes, but a few nudes.
    – Submitted by Chris G (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: Dear Suzy, walk four hundred yards due north from your house to the dirt path which has not got any name on it. Turn right and follow to the end. I will meet you in the meadow.
    – Submitted by Chris G (2 years ago)
    1. Sam: What kind of bird are you?
    – Submitted by Linda G (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: Frances, where the hell are you?
    2. Mr. Bishop: I'm up here!
    3. Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern that your daughter has run away from home?
    4. Mr. Bishop: That's a loaded question.
    – Submitted by Derek S (2 years ago)
    1. Ward: Jiminey Cricket, he flew the coop!
    – Submitted by Derek S (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: I'll be outback. I'm gonna find a tree to chop down.
    – Submitted by Derek S (2 years ago)

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