This movie is A Gigli for a whole new generation. I am honored to be alive during such a historic movie event. This will go down in infamy as the worst movie of all time. That is remarkable to me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you to remember this Friday in your hearts until the day you die. Today, Movie 43, the worst movie of my generation, was released. To my fellow youth, I ask you, thirty years from now, will you be able to say. "I remember where I was the day the Movie 43 Bomb dropped."?
I'll be saying that I was on the computer all day, which in retrospect is sort of pathetic, but whatever. This is iconic to me. We have plenty of famous excellent movies, but very few so bad, so universally crucified, that they reach immortality. This is ours.
I salute you with my middle finger, Movie 43!