• PG-13, 2 hr.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Chris Columbus
    In Theaters:
    Nov 24, 1993 Wide
    On DVD:
    Oct 5, 1999
  • 20th Century Fox

Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes

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    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: Touch me again and I'll drown you, you bastard.
    – Submitted by Matthew B (38 days ago)
    1. Daniel Hillard: [dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but in Daniel's voice] My first day as a woman, and I'm getting hot flashes.
    – Submitted by Jared B (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: It was a run-by fruiting!
    – Submitted by Howie C (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: [as the Meringue mask is 'melting' off Daniel's face] As you can see, I can't stay with you, dear. I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Daniel Hillard: [to the toy dinosaurs] Take five. Take five million. You're dead.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: [reading a letter] Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick.
    2. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months... even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you poppet, you're going to be alright... bye bye.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: Look, Nattie. That's called liposuction.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Daniel Hillard: Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze frame a moment in your day, look at it and say 'this is not my life'?
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: Isn't this posh? I'll bet it's very exclusive, probably need a credit reference just to get in the pool.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Miranda Hillard: I bring home a birthday cake and a few gifts. You bring home the goddamn San Diego Zoo and I have to clean up after it!
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: [after being introduced to Natalie] I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Daniel Hillard: Yo I'm a Raptor doin' what I can gonna eat everything till the appearance of man. Yo yo yo, see me, I'm living below the soil, I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil!
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire: Touch me again and I'll drown you, you bastard.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)

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