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  • Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor who was so fat!
    Sailor: How fat was he?
    Fozzie Bear: Uh, he was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (4 years ago)

  • Great Gonzo: There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met. Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place? You can just visit, but I plan to stay. I'm going to go back there some day.
    ‐ Submitted by Mark H (4 years ago)

  • Kermit the Frog: [navigating in the Studebaker] Bear left.
    Fozzie Bear: Right, frog.
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Fozzie Bear: Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor who was SO fat...
    Sailor: HOW fat was he? *breaks bottle*
    Fozzie Bear: Uh, he was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all!
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph W (4 years ago)

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