Come visit Neumdaddy! Now SARS-free! So I spent the last 3 weeks in elaborate photoshopping sessions, superimposing myself into various photos of China, at a lot of token tourist attractions. But to promote authenticity, as any good forger must do, I had to incorporate a few less common images of "China," completely in
sync with photographs I might normally take. Toss in a touch of artificial blurriness, and that, my friends, is a fake trip to China. YOU'VE ALL BEEN SUCKERED! AAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! ... I kid. Here are the pics, with a few snazzy captions:[font=Times New Roman]http://www.kodakgallery.com/ShareLandingSignin.jsp?Uc=fu0xb2d.9qzdf51&Uy=jzohxe&Upost_signin=Slideshow.jsp%3Fmode%3Dfromshare&Ux=0&UV=934229553873_85724368309[/font]My head has been fizzling and sparkling all day. My consciousness suffocates from a starving desire to be creative and an inability to fulfill it. Then, a splash of light beams in somewhere and I can think for myself again.Big things, folks. Big Things.
October 18, 2005
