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Mutant Chronicles Reviews

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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Definitely isn't setting any precedence, but it's serviceable and fun.

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed

March 24, 2014
Drew Toal
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 3/5

November 17, 2011
Drew Toal
Time Out New York
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The film plays like an extended-cut scene from an Xbox 360 shooter, but heroic sons of bitches mixed with exploding torsos at humanity's darkest hour sometimes equals splattery fun.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Original Score: 3/6

May 1, 2009
Scott Weinberg

Oh, lighten up! It's a pulpy combo of Starship Troopers, The Dirty Dozen and Sky Captain. Perfect for a rainy Saturday afternoon.

Full Review Source: FEARnet | Original Score: 3.5/5

April 14, 2009
James O'Ehley
Sci-Fi Movie Page

Mutant Chronicles is The Dirty Dozen - but with murderous mutants!

Full Review Source: Sci-Fi Movie Page

November 5, 2008
David Edwards
Daily Mirror [UK]

There's lots of shooting, grenades exploding and things going bang and, even if the film gets bogged down by some needless religious mumbo-jumbo, the whole thing looks great in a grimy, Blade Runner kind of way.

Full Review Source: Daily Mirror [UK] | Original Score: 3/5

October 10, 2008
Victor Olliver

There's no doubting the frenetic energy of Simon Hunter's steampunk thriller with its deft mixing of CGI and live action. The mutants are artforms of grotesqueness and truly terrifying.

Full Review Source: Teletext | Original Score: 7/10

October 9, 2008
William Goss

It's a murky film, in terms of both plot (overcooked) and visuals (underlit), proudly artificial and yet burdened with a severe pulp deficiency.

Full Review Source: Cinematical

December 17, 2009
Paul Chambers

This movie is lost from the start and never finds its way. Plays like a video game with repetitive special effects and wooden dialogue.

Full Review Source: CNNRadio | Original Score: D+

August 5, 2009
Steve Biodrowski

The computer-generated imagery falls short when it comes to supplying the gore for the fight scenes: the bright splashes of red look almost literally Photoshopped onto the settings.

Full Review Source: Cinefantastique

April 29, 2009
Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times
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It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2.5/5

April 29, 2009
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media

Stylized, slapdash sci-fi bloodbath is gory and grim.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

April 27, 2009
Steve Ramos
Boxoffice Magazine

Shoestring special effects and flimsy storytelling make Mutant Chronicles a B-movie fantasy in search of an old Times Square moviehouse.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 2/5

April 27, 2009
Todd Gilchrist
Sci Fi Wire

...makes one long for the comparatively straightforward incompetence of filmmakers like Uwe Boll.

Full Review Source: Sci Fi Wire

April 24, 2009
Eugene Novikov

The reason most movies don't include aliens, zombies, weird mysticism and a lot of swordfighting is that each of those elements... takes time to explore and nurture into something compelling.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: C-

April 24, 2009
Brian Tallerico
Movie Retriever

Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire

Full Review Source: Movie Retriever

April 23, 2009
Geoff Berkshire

You won't understand what's going on and, even worse, you won't care.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/5

April 22, 2009
Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
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I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

April 22, 2009 Staff

Every guy has watched an action film and wondered when we'd get to the good stuff, but from minute one we're given "the good stuff," but it's just not executed well enough, and the film is too kitschy to really be enjoyed.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 24/100

April 22, 2009
Brian Orndorf

The feature is better executed in a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style that encourages silence and brutality. Once the material is asked to explain itself, the entertainment value of the film curdles immediately.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: C+

April 16, 2009
Robert Koehler
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February 23, 2012
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