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Mutant Chronicles Reviews

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William Goss
Cinematical

It's a murky film, in terms of both plot (overcooked) and visuals (underlit), proudly artificial and yet burdened with a severe pulp deficiency.

Full Review Source: Cinematical

December 17, 2009
Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
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I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

April 22, 2009
Paul Chambers
CNNRadio

This movie is lost from the start and never finds its way. Plays like a video game with repetitive special effects and wooden dialogue.

Full Review Source: CNNRadio | Original Score: D+

August 5, 2009
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media

Stylized, slapdash sci-fi bloodbath is gory and grim.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

April 27, 2009
Todd Gilchrist
Sci Fi Wire

...makes one long for the comparatively straightforward incompetence of filmmakers like Uwe Boll.

Full Review Source: Sci Fi Wire

April 24, 2009
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

The feature is better executed in a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style that encourages silence and brutality. Once the material is asked to explain itself, the entertainment value of the film curdles immediately.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | Original Score: C+

April 16, 2009
Geoff Berkshire
Metromix.com

You won't understand what's going on and, even worse, you won't care.

Full Review Source: Metromix.com | Original Score: 1/5

April 22, 2009
Nigel Andrews
Financial Times

When the ridiculous and the sublime come within kissing distance like this, you know that, script or no script, Hollywood has found a way to have a wonderful time.

Full Review Source: Financial Times

October 10, 2008
Joseph Proimakis
Movies for the Masses

oloklirotiki adynamia ton synteleston eite na kratisoyn to pantrema sto paradosiaka apodekto, eite na to perasoyn sto prohorimeno aisthitika, os stilistika proothimeno, geionontas se akribos sto kentro enos paradoksoy yparksiakoy uncanny valley

Full Review Source: Movies for the Masses | Original Score: 1/5

September 16, 2008
Brian Tallerico
Movie Retriever

Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire

Full Review Source: Movie Retriever

April 23, 2009
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

A cheesy attempt to throw everything at the screen, this futuristic thriller would no doubt work much better as a videogame

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2.5/5

October 9, 2008
Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times
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It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2.5/5

April 29, 2009
Steve Ramos
Boxoffice Magazine

Shoestring special effects and flimsy storytelling make Mutant Chronicles a B-movie fantasy in search of an old Times Square moviehouse.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 2/5

April 27, 2009
AskMen.com Staff
AskMen.com

Every guy has watched an action film and wondered when we'd get to the good stuff, but from minute one we're given "the good stuff," but it's just not executed well enough, and the film is too kitschy to really be enjoyed.

Full Review Source: AskMen.com | Original Score: 24/100

April 22, 2009
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

...suffers from a pervadingly low-rent sensibility that proves impossible to overlook.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 1.5/4

October 26, 2008
Keith Breese
Filmcritic.com

not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

April 9, 2009
Wendy Ide
Times [UK]

But a screenplay that sounds like it was hewn from chunks of wood is a great leveller, so everyone comes out looking equally inept.

Full Review Source: Times [UK] | Original Score: 1/5

October 10, 2008
Tim Robey
Daily Telegraph

The production notes describe this as an epic sci-fi action thriller like no other, which is on every level a blessing - it's like being dropped into a tar pit of underlit tedium.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph

October 10, 2008
Tim Evans
Sky Movies

Are excitable eight-year-olds - this movie's intellectual target audience - really going to wait another ten years before they can watch it legally?

Full Review Source: Sky Movies | Original Score: 2/5

October 10, 2008
Jennie Kermode
Eye for Film

Full Review Source: Eye for Film | Original Score: 1/5

October 20, 2008
Robert Koehler
Variety
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