• R, 1 hr. 55 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Jay Roach
    In Theaters:
    Oct 1, 1999 Wide
    On DVD:
    May 9, 2000
  • Buena Vista

Mystery, Alaska Quotes

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    1. "Skank" Marden: No, no... We're sleeping together, for God's sakes.
    2. Mary Jane Pitcher: Skank, we're commiting adultery!
    – Submitted by John P (2 years ago)
    1. "Tree" Lane: I'm a big guy!
    – Submitted by John P (2 years ago)
    1. Stevie Weeks: I'm a premature ejaculator!
    – Submitted by John P (2 years ago)

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