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  • "Skank" Marden: No, no... We're sleeping together, for God's sakes.
    Mary Jane Pitcher: Skank, we're commiting adultery!
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

  • "Tree" Lane: I'm a big guy!
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

  • Stevie Weeks: I'm a premature ejaculator!
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

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