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Mystic Masseur (2001)

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Reviews Counted:64

Fresh:33

Rotten:31

Average Rating:5.8/10

Consensus: Though pretty to look at, The Mystic Masseur is too slow-paced and lacks narrative tension.

Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for mild language

Runtime: 1 hr 58 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:May 3, 2002 Limited

Box Office: $291,000

Synopsis: THE MYSTIC MASSEUR is a delightfully warm, funny drama about Ganesh (Assif Mandvi), an ethnic Indian living in Trinidad. While working as a teacher in Port of Spain, Ganesh learns of his father's... THE MYSTIC MASSEUR is a delightfully warm, funny drama about Ganesh (Assif Mandvi), an ethnic Indian living in Trinidad. While working as a teacher in Port of Spain, Ganesh learns of his father's death. After returning home to his country village for the funeral, he decides to stay and write books. His chronically hiccupping auntie (Zohra Segal) encourages him. Ramlogan (the great Om Puri), an old family friend, pushes the bookish Ganesh to pursue his beautiful young daughter, Leela (Ayesha Dharker of Santosh Sivan's THE TERRORIST). Ramlogan is delighted when Ganesh and Leela get married but later Leela grows frustrated with Ganesh's total immersion in his writing work. When his first book fails to sell, Ganesh returns to healing, and soon becomes a local legend, THE MYSTIC MASSEUR. Ismail Merchant (producer of the Merchant-Ivory films) directed the film, and effortlessly captures the simple beauty of his locations. The veteran cast is superb, bringing the perfect light touch to the material. Mandvi is particularly good in portraying Ganesh's believable transformation from bookworm to celebrity. THE MYSTIC MASSEUR is an adaptation of Sir V. S. Naipaul's first novel. Naipaul won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2001. [More]

Starring: Aasif Mandvi, Om Puri, Jimi Mistry, Ayesha Dharker

Starring: Aasif Mandvi, Om Puri, Jimi Mistry, Ayesha Dharker, Zohra Segal, James Fox, Sakina Jaffrey

Director: Ismail Merchant

Director: Ismail Merchant
Screenwriter: Caryl Phillips
Producer: Richard Hawley, Nayeem Hafizka
Composer: Richard Robbins, Zakir Hussain
Studio: ThinkFilm

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05/02/02
Arthur Lazere
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Though Merchant elicits lovely performances that have the calypso music of the local patois, the narrative rhythms of his movie are choppy, abrupt.

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The plot is paper-thin and the characters aren't interesting enough to watch them go about their daily activities for two whole hours.

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Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
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A bore that tends to hammer home every one of its points.

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Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

The pacing is deadly, the narration helps little and Naipaul, a juicy writer, is negated.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
06/07/02
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

The colorful Masseur wastes its time on mood rather than riding with the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise up the social ladder.

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01/31/02
Ed Gonzalez
Ed Gonzalez
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Merchant's screen adaptation retains much of the novel's incident, but fumbles both the humor and moral ambivalence.

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04/30/02
Ed Park
Ed Park
Village Voice

A real clunker. A well-made, thoughtful, well-acted clunker, but a clunker nonetheless.

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A fairly dull adaptation of some highly regarded material.

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