Nacho Libre Quotes

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    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.
    – Submitted by Jesse K (11 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
    – Submitted by Stephen A (15 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': But Sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.
    – Submitted by Stephen A (15 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening... for some toast.
    – Submitted by Eddie S (19 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': Where are the cheeps?
    – Submitted by Simon O (20 months ago)
    1. Elderly Monk: This is the worst lunch I ever had.
    2. Monk: Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?!
    – Submitted by Tim L (22 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead.... Then they died.
    – Submitted by Tim L (22 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    – Submitted by Onelio " (22 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': I don't want to get paid to lose, I want to win.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': Eagle powers come to me please.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Esqueleto: Surprise.
    2. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!
    – Submitted by Dylan C (2 years ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': But it turns out, he's a real douche.
    – Submitted by Quinn L (2 years ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': [singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.
    – Submitted by Sean L (2 years ago)
    1. Se˝or Ramˇn: Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
    – Submitted by Tony E (2 years ago)

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