Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

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  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Tina you fat lard.
    ‐ Submitted by Daisy B (16 months ago)

  • Deb:
    Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to save money for college.
    Kip:
    Your mom goes to college!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    I don't even have any skills.
    Pedro:
    What do you mean?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)

  • Trisha:
    [Trisha's dad] What's what in my driveway?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    That's my ride.
    ‐ Submitted by Shen S (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!
    ‐ Submitted by Baran K (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Kip bring me my Chapstick!
    ‐ Submitted by Kim C (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Gosh!
    ‐ Submitted by Kim C (2 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Is that what you're trying to do. Ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot!
    ‐ Submitted by Dylan C (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
    Pedro:
    A couple of days.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan P (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Freakin' idiot.
    ‐ Submitted by gatorfan175 . (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob B (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!?
    ‐ Submitted by Thomas G (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    What ever I feel like today, Gosh!
    ‐ Submitted by Nathan J (3 years ago)

  • Uncle Rico:
    How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
    ‐ Submitted by Adrian G (3 years ago)

  • Kip:
    Dangit!
    ‐ Submitted by Adrian G (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
    ‐ Submitted by Jay A (3 years ago)

  • Kip:
    Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
    ‐ Submitted by Mitchell R (3 years ago)

  • Pedro:
    Build her a cake or something.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony S (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony S (3 years ago)

  • Grandma:
    Dang it, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!
    ‐ Submitted by Justin A (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    I caught you a delicious bass.
    ‐ Submitted by Melissa P (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Gosh!
    ‐ Submitted by Melissa P (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
    ‐ Submitted by JJ C (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Idiot.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    You guys are retarded!
    ‐ Submitted by Donald K (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
    ‐ Submitted by Lissa K (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.
    ‐ Submitted by Lissa K (3 years ago)

  • Trisha:
    I'm trying to raise money for college.
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    Your mom goes to college!
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick ? (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Can you bring me my chapstick?
    Kip:
    No, Napoleon.
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    But my lips hurt real bad!
    Kip:
    Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniella G (3 years ago)

  • Pedro:
    Like what are my skills?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniella G (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Do the chickens have large talons?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniella G (3 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
    Don:
    Did you shoot any?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniella G (3 years ago)

  • Trisha:
    I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me, it's hanging in my bedroom.
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniella G (3 years ago)

  • Deb:
    What that?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    It's a liger. It's probably my favorite animal. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    (to Deb) You should probably pick up all the stuff you left on my lawn, because it's taking up so much room in my backpack I can't fit my nunchucks.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    I like your sleeves. They're real big.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    Grandma just called. She said you should go home because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all the steak.
    Uncle Rico:
    It's a free country, Napoleon. I can do what ever I want.
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    I'm gonna call the cops on you!
    Uncle Rico:
    Fine! Go ahead!
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    Maybe I will! Gosh!
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Napoleon Dynamite:
    So, you got my back and everything, right?
    Pedro:
    What?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    Never mind.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Grandma:
    How was school?
    Napoleon Dynamite:
    The worst day of my life. What do you think?
    ‐ Submitted by Josh G (4 years ago)

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