National Lampoon's Gold Diggers Reviews

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Justin Chang
Variety
March 31, 2009
By turns pointless and pointlessly mean-spirited.
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Time Out
August 16, 2007
The single punch line that sparks genuine laughter comes three minutes into the film; after that, these marriages are made in comedy hell.
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Hank Sartin
Chicago Reader
January 5, 2007
Nothing's quite so painful as failed comedy, and this atrocity is equivalent to a compound fracture.
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com
March 29, 2005
There's bad, there's unwatchable, and then there's National Lampoon.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Scott Weinberg
DVD Clinic
March 29, 2005
Truly this is one of the most off-putting, unpleasant and earth-shatteringly unfunny "comedies" I've ever seen.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
March 25, 2005
...shockingly unfunny...
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Christopher Null
Filmcritic.com
March 17, 2005
If you watch this movie, you are an idiot
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena
February 9, 2005
Para descrever este filme, vou usar um eufemismo: lixo.
| Original Score: 1/5
Kelly Glover
Zap2it.com
December 19, 2004
Taking a trip to the retirement village and clipping grandma's toenails might be more pleasant that watching this film.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Anthony Del Valle
Las Vegas Mercury
October 28, 2004
Apprently, even gross-out comedy requires some delicacy.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix
September 25, 2004
This is a lowbrow, low-budget homage to the Farrelly brothers -- and a pretty poor one at that.
Luke Y. Thompson
New Times
September 23, 2004
Really, words can't convey how horrible this atrocity is. Nobody involved should ever be allowed near a studio again.
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher
September 22, 2004
As abysmal as the film's concept is, the execution is unimaginably worse, a stomach-turning orgy of greed, lust, and sordid desperation...
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
September 22, 2004
So incredibly bad and astoundingly wrong-headed that it gets a star for its uncanny ability to make the viewer stare at the screen in glassy-eyed, open-mouthed wonderment.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Lou Lumenick
New York Post
September 20, 2004
This is the spectacularly inept directing debut of writer-producer Gary Priesler, who is said to have 12 other movies in development. God help us.
| Original Score: 0/4
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
September 20, 2004
Please, Louise -- next time, less sleaze.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune
September 20, 2004
Writer-director Gary Preisler just plods through lame grossout jokes (most of them neutered to get a PG-13) that turn 87 minutes into an eternity.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
September 20, 2004
By the 30-minute mark, I was praying for the sweet release of death.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Tenley Woodman
Boston Herald
September 18, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

E! Online
September 18, 2004
You'll have already snuck into another theater, if you know what's good for you.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Gregory Freitas
Hollywood.com
November 20, 2008
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