National Lampoon's Gold Diggers Reviews

By turns pointless and pointlessly mean-spirited.

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The single punch line that sparks genuine laughter comes three minutes into the film; after that, these marriages are made in comedy hell.

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Nothing's quite so painful as failed comedy, and this atrocity is equivalent to a compound fracture.

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There's bad, there's unwatchable, and then there's National Lampoon.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Truly this is one of the most off-putting, unpleasant and earth-shatteringly unfunny "comedies" I've ever seen.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

...shockingly unfunny...

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

If you watch this movie, you are an idiot

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Para descrever este filme, vou usar um eufemismo: lixo.

| Original Score: 1/5

Taking a trip to the retirement village and clipping grandma's toenails might be more pleasant that watching this film.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

Apprently, even gross-out comedy requires some delicacy.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

This is a lowbrow, low-budget homage to the Farrelly brothers -- and a pretty poor one at that.

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Really, words can't convey how horrible this atrocity is. Nobody involved should ever be allowed near a studio again.

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As abysmal as the film's concept is, the execution is unimaginably worse, a stomach-turning orgy of greed, lust, and sordid desperation...

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So incredibly bad and astoundingly wrong-headed that it gets a star for its uncanny ability to make the viewer stare at the screen in glassy-eyed, open-mouthed wonderment.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

This is the spectacularly inept directing debut of writer-producer Gary Priesler, who is said to have 12 other movies in development. God help us.

| Original Score: 0/4

Please, Louise -- next time, less sleaze.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4

Writer-director Gary Preisler just plods through lame grossout jokes (most of them neutered to get a PG-13) that turn 87 minutes into an eternity.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4

By the 30-minute mark, I was praying for the sweet release of death.

Full Review | Original Score: F

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

You'll have already snuck into another theater, if you know what's good for you.

Full Review | Original Score: D

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