• R, 1 hr. 49 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    John Landis
    In Theaters:
    Jun 1, 1978 Wide
    On DVD:
    Feb 24, 1998
  • Universal Pictures

National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes

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    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
    – Submitted by Dutch E (17 months ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. [puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and slams his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit! Get it? [he smiles]
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. Doug Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak!
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
    – Submitted by Joseph B (21 months ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!
    – Submitted by L M (22 months ago)
    1. Eric "Otter" Stratton: You fucked up, you trusted us.
    – Submitted by Michael B (24 months ago)
    1. Eric "Otter" Stratton: Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
    – Submitted by Pete S (2 years ago)
    1. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us.
    – Submitted by Pete H (2 years ago)
    1. Robert Hoover: Next slide please.
    2. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: AHHHHHHHHH!
    – Submitted by Pete H (2 years ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
    – Submitted by zeus m (2 years ago)
    1. Eric "Otter" Stratton: Point of parliamentary procedure!
    2. Robert Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
    3. Eric "Otter" Stratton: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
    4. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: I thought you were pre-med.
    5. Eric "Otter" Stratton: What's the difference?
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
    2. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
    – Submitted by morgan n (3 years ago)
    1. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: OTIS! My man!
    – Submitted by Timothy M (3 years ago)
    1. Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day: Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
    2. Eric "Otter" Stratton: Dead! Bluto's right.
    – Submitted by Timothy M (3 years ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Food fight!
    – Submitted by Timothy M (3 years ago)
    1. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
    – Submitted by Chris D (3 years ago)
    1. Eric "Otter" Stratton: She was gonna make a pot for me.
    – Submitted by Michelle B (3 years ago)
    1. Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)

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