• R, 1 hr. 35 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Walt Becker
    In Theaters:
    Apr 5, 2002 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 20, 2002
  • Artisan Entertainment

National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Party Liaison) Quotes

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    1. Richard Bagg: Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week. Look, I need you to help me 'release'... some pressure. You know, help me 'relax.' Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. I know you had a fling with Wilder. And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. I just hope you used some protection. And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.
    2. Gwen Pearson: Why don't you go 'release' your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!
    – Submitted by Boyan R (2 years ago)
    1. Van Wilder: you shouldn't take life too seriously. you'll never make it out alive
    – Submitted by Michael C (3 years ago)

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