Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man (2013)

Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man

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In this Euro-screwball comedy, which plays with multiple genres and narrative styles, Florian Steinbiss (who grew up just miles from the remains of the first found Neanderthal man in Bonn, Germany) tells the story of a Neanderthal Man who mysteriously rematerializes in modern day Germany and seeks sanctuary in the garden of Barbara van Schmerling, a 23-year-old student of Environmental Planning. To save and protect this 'last living evidence of former humanity and naturalness from exploitation … More

Rating: Unrated
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Directed By:
Written By: Jeff Hixton, Florian Steinbiss, Jeff Hixon
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Cast


as Barbara van Schmerli...

as Neanderthan Man

as Marc Armagnac

as Silvio Bellucci

as Martin Arnold

as Otto Klein

as Peter Blodnik

as Gisela Kasper

as Jack Gallow

as Prof. Paul van Schme...

as Harry Patzig

as Sergeant Bruno Bayer

as PD Dr. Tobias Silver...

as Dr. Eberhard Kolowko...

as Dr. Cordula Hammerst...

as Dr. Ju. Kurt Ewald S...

as Hildegard Klein

as Process Server

as Insurance Investigat...

as Maitre' D

as Head Nurse

as Angel of the Night

as Angel of the Night

as Rucolino
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All Critics (3) | Top Critics (2)

Neandertal is a valley in Germany. That meager fact is a spoiler for "Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man," because there is virtually nothing else of value to be gained from watching this film.

Full Review… | July 25, 2013
New York Times
Top Critic

There are broad, lazy bits about huckster opportunism, an activist beauty who loves the beast philanthropically and romantically, that old punching-bag reality television, and flatly delivered burbling from other screwball rubes.

Full Review… | July 23, 2013
Village Voice
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An outrageous, bizarre screwball comedy that offers plenty of irreverent, anarchic fun. A mindlessly entertaining B-movie.

Full Review… | July 26, 2013
NYC Movie Guru

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